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Ringmaster wrote:

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He's ALREADY injured himself, mate

yeah i know, but i know this bodyboarder who swears it does wonders for his paddle stroke

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2nd Reef wrote:OK, keep reading from the script Jimbo. Sounds like you're doing well.

And good luck on her big day!

doin my best mate, doin my best...

thanks for the wishes gents, hope you score some filthy pits on Sat,

I couldn't care less if ex-pro surfers end up shovelling shit. If they don't have the foresight to prepare for life outside surfing, that's their fault. Seems some of them think that surfing 'rad' should entitle them to never have to do a hard days work in their life. That is one area where I don't...

Hold on, hold on... Let's just rewind it a bit here. while you all contemplate the big question of north or south this easter, im just hoping for good weather this Sat as apparently im getting married :!: :shock: Jimbo, what the hell do you mean when you say apparently ? It would seem to indicate t...

while you all contemplate the big question of north or south this easter, im just hoping for good weather this Sat as apparently im getting married

hopefully can sneak out Sunday arv for a few sly waves before flying out...

Just got back from a damn fine session at Flinders this morning. 3-4ft, light winds etc... I was going to try it out at the ocean beaches but they were massive (6ft closeouts at Gunnamatta) and I thought I'd rather not risk the new board there. At Flinders (like Bells - fat and spilling, but its a ...

and not to much else judging by the flab rollin through in the foreground of the foto... Glad it wasn’t just me, maybe it’s the left? proof will be in the pudding i suppose when the rest of the shots are up, but it looks heaps better than anywhere up here atm Looks good for the winter ahead certain...

ric_vidal wrote:

WANDERER wrote:and not to much else judging by the flab rollin through in the foreground of the foto...

Glad it wasn’t just me, maybe it’s the left?

proof will be in the pudding i suppose when the rest of the shots are up, but it looks heaps better than anywhere up here atm

RickyG wrote:Mate, before the big sell-off exactly how many boards did you own? I'm jealous

Ken oath

You must've had some hefty bills to pay mate, pity the beasts had to go

can you put in multiple weeks worth of tips? Im going away soon for 4 weeks with no pc access and will join up if i can do multiples

Holy Smoke wrote:http://www.waterskiersconnection.com.au ... Path=43_80

thanx Hatch, im gonna go see him tomoro morn. Im 197cm & 100kegs so something similar to yours will be lovely i reckon.

Good luck next sat with the new ride, look forward to the de-brief

hey spoon where's those photos?

sweet looking board hatch, seeing it has made me keen to go see him next week. ive just spent the last hour reading testimonials on his website. v-skate, waterskate :?: :?: decisions decisions... What are your vitals? 6'3", 95kegs? Im sure you've posted them before but im farked if i could be bother...

This is something I wrote in an earlier thread but I think these stories are right at home here... 1) About 1990 and I was 18 and heading up to Treachery for a weekend surfing with mates. We left on the Friday arvo and got to Treach after dark. After setting up camp we then sat down to crack a beer...

was surfing north curly bout 6 weeks ago and parked on the grass was a wicked camper: "Jim's Brazilians, with a pic of Jim (lawnmowing franchise Jim) on the side.

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