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Laxatives, Clif.

Classic, DeeWhy sounds like Hell!

ric mate, you're a bloody wizard at the keyboard!

now's time to be flying lot less, dirty bastards!

It was time to abandon affluence in 1985, now time to grow fins and take up with a mermaid!

Excuse me, over-excited and over-board there!

You beauty Nick, I'll keep a lookout for it.

#38: 'Quietly devote yourself to a single surf break until you've earned a spot in the lineup' - now there's a noble cause. Ahhh, how many years?!

Nah, I wouldn't.

Not going outta my way to try #9: 'Impress the natives.' If I was the writer on this trip and saw the photographer turning and kneeling to take this would have smacked him in the back of the head! Hate it when bloody photogs start pulling those strings. http://surfermag.com/photos/images/67_things/0...

Woo!

Bloody hell, gotta say Kelly's story about surfing with Tom Carroll touched me! 'When I was 10 years old, I surfed Sebastian with Tom Carroll on a nice summer swell. These manatees swam through the lineup and Tom freaked out, thinking they were some sort of sea monster. It was cool to think I wasn't...

Got their shit together with the accompanying photos! Where the hell's this?

Hey Nick, any idea if that article on global warming you wrote for Surfing will become available online? Stores over my way don't get the mag.

*queens, then!

go easy on the emoticons, you ****.

If you're obsessed with surfing Rae, you ought to dream up a surfing life for yourself and do all it takes to live it. A whole life!

And maybe today some grom is paddling around out there with a mad vision in his head of a sort of surfing of which the rest of us could never dream but which we'll be seeing him perform one day before our very eyes!