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I bet you can't do THAT playing golf. What's the good of a sport in which your arse plays no significant role.

Perhaps wanto has some video footage of the event to share with us.

Look, pretty soon there's gonna be a by-election in Pittwater and I bet an independent candidate would split the vote a beauty now that the Liberal Party's golden boy has lost the plot. So ... Larry ... what about it?? Come on! You're of an age. Got plenty of stories. You're outwitting and outvoting...

Nthbeachesguy, perhaps you could suggest the kicker quietly look up the kicked and offer his hand in friendship and apology. Club contest don't equal kick in head, brah.

Yes. First round top seeds are at the top of each heat.

Best of luck with your tipping, everyone, and God help you all, because pro surfing is utterly unpredictable -- unless some psycho talent's on a death-roll in the semi-finals. I will watch with great interest.

Poor bastard just made it worse for himself. Foresee a lot of hard yards ahead of him. Not privy to all the crazy media that's no doubt leaping about in Syd right now, since I'm in that haven of sanity, California. But I reckon Squid's take on this -- his suspicion of the slow leak -- is close to th...

Yeah Rug but then what happens? Do you go backwards again with age ... slowly crumble from the waist down and end up back on your gut hurtling shoreward without turning? Sort of like old people needing nappies, etc. Perhaps this explains the bizarre rash of over-60 bodyboarders I've been seeing at v...

seein as you're a celeb you should just post your mug shot. everyone wants to drop in on you anyway ;) Yeah... they WANT to...but they know I've always got that clubbie board lying around somewhere. And if that fails, well, I can always bring Tom with me. (cue screams, "arrgghhh! Not him!!" "Bloody...

fong wrote:lol mr bean....and shauun mate ...u both have avators ( i got me eye on u meataxe) people like nick....larry.....nooo avatar blowins ...very sad

I'm too embarrassed to get one because I know I can't outdo wanto

'Tis only a matter of time. But they'll be in May and early June, like they always are. I dunno, Laurie, without keeping close records it's kind of hard to tell how Aug 05 compares. But it ain't been the worst Aug, I know that for sure. The worst August was that of 1979. That month was the centrepie...

Bloody hell, it's a site full of English Genii.

Fong, my professional advice is this: Do not try to make a virtue of linguistic incompetence. 'Cause it'll turn round and bite you in the arse.

Thanks for the mel link Col I now have added it to favourites. has anyone heard her speak. Like does she have the sexy foreign accent that goes with the look. She would have to be darn close to perfection. Wonder if her dad owns a pub? :lol: Suspect she is a member of that dreaded species, the Sexy...

there's no fricken stopping you is there wanto. Reckon the Pony had the edge.

So ... stylefirst do you know what occurred? Was it to do with a contest? What led to the kick in the head, what result? (Other than the graffiti.)

The race was crazy. Not my first time, but first time solo on a stock board (12 feet). 54 ks of straight-line downwind paddling, with a last 6ks of battling a reverse 3 knot current. Just unbelievable. Long day's journey into complete bloody mental and physical exhaustion. Aussies did great! Burleig...

Nice bloke: MR. Does he count, being a surfer? He's the one world champ who's never struggled with anything. Andrew Johns is a good person too, must be the Novocastrian water or something. WayneKerr: Don Burke. Thought he was God's gift to all who met him. Of course that was in the good old days, wh...

Ah, it's like "U are nothing! Kick me in the head cock face, see you soon..." etc etc. Kinda hard to miss if you're going for a surf from the sth end or driving over the crest of Myola Rd. Just not something you see every day or even every year. And yeah Johnno I had a farken great time paddling for...

Hell no! Next trip I'm going there, and to the Wave House in San Diego! Can't fricken wait.

Bungan anyone? Come on! The graffiti's crazy! Someone's pissed off. Who is it?

what must she think of you wanto. fortunately you have retired the Pony.

ps C'ess, I'm mates with Dylan L too and he is an excellent person -- but scared shitless of video cameras. Public speaking wrecks him! Which to my mind is somewhat endearing.