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by collnarra
Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:52 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6904
Views: 1839593

Re: Ask Carroll

it's worth noting it's NC's birthday today. Happy birthday Nick.
by collnarra
Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:43 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Serious injury at the Pass
Replies: 53
Views: 19336

Re: Serious injury at the Pass

I suspect the vast majority of surf accidents or injuries occur when you're learning. I've got a few scars from when I was a grom, including one right near the corner of my eye where I copped a fin, and another on the back of the calf where I was run over. Both happened in my grommethood. Of course ...
by collnarra
Thu May 23, 2013 3:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6904
Views: 1839593

Re: Ask Carroll

I was trundling around Terrigal the other week and drove past a Roy Stewart place.

It's touching the central coast council would think to name a street after RealSurf's best-know Jesus Our Lord impersonator.
by collnarra
Wed May 22, 2013 10:26 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Aquatic boundary s
Replies: 9
Views: 4474

Re: Aquatic boundary s

What happens if someone comes sailing around the headland, notes the waves and jumps overboard for a session? Does Mate call in the indigenes to boot said people off the wave?
by collnarra
Wed May 22, 2013 8:21 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6904
Views: 1839593

Re: Ask Carroll

There's a board company up the coast called Dead Kooks.
by collnarra
Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Snapper riffing
Replies: 437
Views: 89534

Re: Snapper riffing

as far as I can recall - having watched one of the STAB-featured soft-porn Alana-fests - she doesn't have much of a rack tho.
by collnarra
Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:46 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: RIP Line Up
Replies: 10
Views: 4775

Re: RIP Line Up

What is it with the mad christian right wingers and their hatred for Gillard and Obama?
by collnarra
Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:08 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing 2050
Replies: 14
Views: 5733

Re: Surfing 2050

The Catholic Church will have beatified Andy Irons.
by collnarra
Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bong in big trouble
Replies: 783
Views: 230323

Re: Bong in big trouble

I agree, NC. It would be the story that just keeps on giving - if it wasn't so boring.
by collnarra
Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:32 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Friday, TEOTWAWKI
Replies: 4
Views: 2301

Re: Friday, TEOTWAWKI

I have my extended handle zombie killing axe, a sawn-off and plenty of ammo. Bring on the zombie apocalypse.
by collnarra
Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:31 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: this girl's gold.
Replies: 37
Views: 12815

Re: this girl's gold.

thanks for sharing that one. What a gutsy woman.
by collnarra
Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:56 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: "More" surfboards board porn!
Replies: 628
Views: 221497

Re: "More" surfboards board porn!

FWIW Mark, I like your contributions. Keep it up.
by collnarra
Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Dark Pandemonium: Parko@Pipe.
Replies: 204
Views: 53155

Re: Dark Pandemonium: Parko@Pipe.

"how sorta kooky the Nike logo suddenly looks in the water."

was it ever not kooky? I mean, really.
by collnarra
Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:16 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Is my board too long/thick/wide?
Replies: 25
Views: 12369

Re: Is my board too long/thick/wide?

you're riding a Simon - the guy who invented the thruster, and you want to buy a "big brand" board?

Personally I think you should stick with what you have a learn to ride it better. Simply buying a new board isn't going to make you a better surfer.
by collnarra
Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bong in big trouble
Replies: 783
Views: 230323

Re: Bong in big trouble

That was a constructive comment, Fong. If I worked for them - and I am not silly enough to do that - then I'd add a disclaimer. It's what one does. I posted the link because I thought it was interesting, nothing more. You never did tell me if you have a beavertail wetsuit. Apparently they're still a...
by collnarra
Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing with a pro or x pro surfer.
Replies: 44
Views: 14600

Re: Surfing with a pro or x pro surfer.

You've twisted yourself into logical knots. Read the last few exchanges and see if you can figure it out.

I'd love to come meet you. Perhaps a cup of tea? Sadly, I'm working by the time you wander into the carpark for the "executive early."
by collnarra
Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing with a pro or x pro surfer.
Replies: 44
Views: 14600

Re: Surfing with a pro or x pro surfer.

Would personally rather hang around with a whole lot of f-cked up people. Pro or no pro…you drop in on me once ...you get one warning. you must have a REALLY BIG PENIS. Wouldnt ya love to know Coll from Narra ?. Pffffft in the annals of piss-poor responses, that was about as poverty stricken as it ...
by collnarra
Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing with a pro or x pro surfer.
Replies: 44
Views: 14600

Re: Surfing with a pro or x pro surfer.

kreepykrawly wrote:Would personally rather hang around with a whole lot of f-cked up people.

Pro or no pro…you drop in on me once ...you get one warning.
you must have a REALLY BIG PENIS.