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Fark, bikini models, fuck all to do with being recognised for their surfing. They push product, wtf do they expect.

I am a surfer and dont care if two corporate entities have monopolised and de monetised professional surfing. It does nothing for my pleasure in surfing.

Bro, go back to bondi close outs and tragic cry for help tattoos, the men are talking.

channels wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:51 am

I wonder if the swellnet surf reporters even look at the surf. They are calling 3-4 foot south swell this morning.

It's pushing it to call it 2 foot at a south magnet.

Easy 4ft on the sets here this morning.

If Nick offers you $100k not to expose him do you take the money Steve?

Yeah, but there’s making a quid and there’s spruiking. I don’t begrudge the tradies who work on these housing developments. Lending your name and promoting the area is way different in my books. It's business. Someone approaches a high profile celebrity, in this case a surfer to help spruik real es...

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 29, 2023 11:41 am

Oh, I'm willing to go there.

Let the truth present itself.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:30 am

Just doing some research on Surfline- wow, Nick has really jumped onboard with some gnarly Corporate tech cnuts.

Surely worthy of a swellnet article on the whole deal, if you willing to go there?

marauding mullet wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:08 pm

buddy wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:53 pm

Surfing in South Oz is risky business this year.

Yep, Yorke Peninsula this time. They’re reporting that he’s died. Teenager surfing with his dad.

Man that’s a harsh situation

It’s gotta sting if you’re steve. You finally - finally - get admitted to what you see as the inner sanctum after years of patiently tapping on the door. You get your chance to write a handful of surfboard puff pieces; you feel the thrill of the baksheesh that makes the corporate surfing world go r...

Just read it- hilarious reading Carroll now romanticising the hipster/longboard scene he pilloried so relentlessly. Obvs Surfline knows where it's bread is buttered. He who pays the piper, calls the tune. Jesus fuck, I just read it. Like an infomercial for the daily fucking mail or something. Nause...

Sure, but they are open about being real estate developers. Seems to have a very bad smell about it that Nick writes a puff piece about Crescent just as his brother is spruiking a real estate development on the flood plain there. Especially after he spent years building his brand as a hard-core per...

Found a super fun reform wedge peak right in the heart of town. No one out yesterday, no one out today. Packed Cafe's and parks. Holee fcuk Lennox has gone upmarket. Was able to to resume the red claw cray harvest without too much tourist interference. Yah kinda like that here too, blowins farkin e...

Sets were pretty straight today for NE swell but some really fun medium sized ones standing up in a rip bowl. super punchy

jimmy wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2023 2:24 pm

Nick’s head appears to be growing. He didn’t include this shot in his article.

Classic case of dwarfism.

BA wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:28 pm

How's the kids names. Fuck me.

Maikoa, Kaiko, Aranui, Tuihana and Tahnu

foamy wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:01 am

Good article from Nick about chasing Cyclone Jasper to Agnes Waters.

https://www.surfline.com/surf-news/far- ... ter/192728

Lol. Imagine the welcome they would have got from Nick and his cronies in Newport

alakaboo wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 08, 2023 5:04 pm

Drailed wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 08, 2023 1:39 pm

I reckon you would have a few little tricks up your sleeve when it comes to lovemaking Steve..

Another Loofy gem.

Very crooked fingers and some hectic tongue work I reckon.