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Touche. Now go ride your popout mongs board.

Is the duct tape for your mouth?

bumfluff wrote:

climbo wrote:my mates tuflite has about an inch of wax on it, about time he took it all off !!

Fascinating....

Have you taken a funny pill today Fluffy?

ric_vidal wrote:get rid of it...

Marcus... It was about the fact that you were giving advice on how to duck dive a booger or a standard shorty when bumfcuck was talking about a thicker board with more buoyancy.. Mate at the end of the day duckdiving a body board is totally different from a tufflite mong board.. BTW Bummy get back o...

Nurse Ratchet please administer meds to the brothers..

Salty. I've got a caravan you could borrow.. Let me know if your still keen and I'll send you some details.

A pillow fcuker? one of my mates when he was about 12 yrs old used to take his little sister's dolls into the shower and pull the legs off them and fill 'em full of shampoo and f*ck the hole where the legs are. one day he reckons his dick got stuck and the plastic rimming started to cut him and he ...

Thanks Alakaboo....and to think I had you pegged as a c*nt. that's alright, nothing you've posted recently has changed my opinion of you. FFS, 10 seconds on google before you post is the best prescription I can think of at the moment. Now that's a funny. The Boo seems like a decent, well informed f...

bumfluff wrote:

alakaboo wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWcEC5FT ... re=related

I've just had a "aaha" moment.

Does that mean you are running around the house singing "Take On Me" like a ghey lord who cant duck dive?

I use my foot on bigger waves or shallow slabs. i dont really tilt the rails to the side either as the board gets unstable and wobbles more under the wave. Im sure many have this down pat but i dont feel the need. With your foot it does go down deeper and it doesnt take that much practice imo. If i...

Thanks for the passionate response steve. I agree that billabong trying to cover up the truth is in the public interest. However, apart from as a caution to others on ai's path, i'm not sure who benefits from full disclosure of the doubtless tawdry details. Perhaps humanity also requires empathy an...

How old are you Christ? A bit old to take up surfing at 2010 years old mate. But if you have to try a mini mal and move to Vicco.

Yeah it is bad news she seems like a really nice girl.

I reckon it was Layne.

Sorry Jimmy.....are you telling me a broke, bi-polar, manic depressive, friendless alcoholic on suicide watch who had no visible means of support was going to launch a legal action against Fred? (after he had already admitted guilt) That didn't happen and never was. He was a soft target. I would li...

And you are right LB, Fred doesn't need the support of the "Industry" because he doesn't need to......... Being a mouthpiece for the Murdoch press is hardly a high place from which to claim moral authority in terms of journalistic integrity. So Fred took down Sarge : an assignment with zero repercu...

Read this thread from start to finish if you haven't already.. I thought the most amusing comments came from Maurice Cole and Freds comeback. http://www.surfinglife.com.au/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2545&hilit=sarge+stab And you are right LB, Fred doesn't need the support of the "Industry" because he...