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by offshore1
Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I've always wanted to say this...
Replies: 28
Views: 7205

"kook" is from the Hawai'ian, "kuk", meaning shit.
by offshore1
Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:22 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The Biggest Kook
Replies: 53
Views: 9568

But, i own a ride on mower.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: OMG OMG Queensie Bombie Today @#$%&#$!#^#$5#^!#%
Replies: 246
Views: 56213

Maybe sausage is some kind of animal trainer. Search me? :?


wait: "search me" is just an expression..... :shock: all this prison talk has got me a bit on edge..
by offshore1
Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:23 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Jesus freak gets a good flogging
Replies: 22
Views: 8683

What kind of mate is Jesus anyway? He tells you you're going to get the wave of your life, thanks Jesus, but fails to mention the next one'll nearly rip yur face off :lol: . Would it have killed ya to give a little heads up pal?
by offshore1
Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:57 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: J-mo in news headlines, mistaken?
Replies: 41
Views: 15289

Xmo wrote:Leave J-Mo alone - he's out there on the streets with nothing but his rhymes to protect him. Check out my page of support:

http://www.myspace.com/xxxmow

:lol: :lol: reckon that spoon could leave some nasty welts.
respect :P :lol:

I'm sensing a new inner city phenom: "the cutlery cnuts."
by offshore1
Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:13 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: OMG OMG Queensie Bombie Today @#$%&#$!#^#$5#^!#%
Replies: 246
Views: 56213

If it ever gets to a point where we no longer feel free to admit our frailties, gaffs, stuffups, misadventures; I'll no longer have any desire to come to these forums ( and don't say, "So much the better!" :twisted: ).

Funny stories, reefer, we've all got 'em :wink: >
by offshore1
Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:29 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: FIREWIRE Testdrive
Replies: 129
Views: 35928

brenno05 wrote:just a few lying around the house ay?? :lol:
for purely scientific reasons, you understand :oops: . yeah, that's it, science. sweet,sweet science.
by offshore1
Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: OMG OMG Queensie Bombie Today @#$%&#$!#^#$5#^!#%
Replies: 246
Views: 56213

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by offshore1
Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:29 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: FIREWIRE Testdrive
Replies: 129
Views: 35928

AH its funny you should say that brenno. I have been working on a prototype of such a board that does all of the above and more. The fricken thing will even surf for you, so all you have to do is kick back on the beach. The project is now in its final stages and i am now looking for financial backe...
by offshore1
Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:58 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: OMG OMG Queensie Bombie Today @#$%&#$!#^#$5#^!#%
Replies: 246
Views: 56213

get farked ya whingin barstards, this is how Freshie looked last time I was there:


Image
by offshore1
Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:32 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: BONDI DROP IN...it's called, "I hate you"
Replies: 26
Views: 7716

I was thinking, where would one freeze it? :shock:
by offshore1
Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:31 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Firewire
Replies: 2
Views: 1336

by offshore1
Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: J-mo in news headlines, mistaken?
Replies: 41
Views: 15289

Am I the only one who gets this disturbing mental image when hearing a group calling themselves the "Avcats?": :? 8) cool,baby.....



Image


ps. notice they're all regular foots :lol: .
by offshore1
Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where's The Love? Prejudice/Hatred in 2007.
Replies: 13
Views: 5208

Re: Where's The Love? Prejudice/Hatred in 2007.

What I find intriguing is the joy lost now days, with so many people. Found it :!: http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=7124&rtn=index-topten&nl=1 Wait, wait, don't tell me......that vid was the one of Don @ the last Realsurf board of directors meeting, where he's reading over all of fong and...
by offshore1
Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:45 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Video of me surfing NN. Its called I Hate You.
Replies: 179
Views: 39114

Fongles, I can't post @ work any more :cry: . I'm home for lunch. so I'll add my 00.02. Krawlin corgi, that's the way to play. Granted, fong's wave was a smallish hotdogger of an ola and yours had more heft but, at least fongy approached it like it was something new and he was making the most of it....
by offshore1
Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:18 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where's The Love? Prejudice/Hatred in 2007.
Replies: 13
Views: 5208

Re: Where's The Love? Prejudice/Hatred in 2007.

Greg Noll wrote:Lying Down, Kneeling, on a persons face as they get pushed to enjoying the gift
:lol:

Nully, you really from Sunset/Wiamea?
Easy to get waves there?
by offshore1
Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: More harm than good?
Replies: 19
Views: 4842

cs wrote:
Using a porn analogy, i guess it like watching a porno, and knowing your chick will be home in a couple of hours!! Look out :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
unfortunately, in my case, it's like my girl is in the flick, fcukin' the monkey .
by offshore1
Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Eskimos have 42 words for ice, how many do we have for surf?
Replies: 39
Views: 8913

Meataxe wrote:WTF is a lexeme?
Unless I am mistaken, it's a fairly high quality Japanese car.