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Not big noting or anything, but I've made my donation. I'm not a super regular. I check the reports most mornings even though I live on the beach (only have a computer in the office), chuck a comment on the forums every now and then, mainly just read em for a laugh, but would probably be lost withou...

Why is it that all chicks with great teets (read: big) want em reduced

I feel inadequate with my tiny number of posts. Does that mean that I have to do a s...load of useless posts just to become one of these "elite" people.

Biggest surfed - Cloudbreak, Fiji Biggest seen - Easter Reef, Vic Meanest surfed - The Box, WA Meanest seen - dunno One best wave ever caught that just stays in memory! - Pambula Rivermouth @ 5-6' in 1987. Stoked for you TC with Pambula Rivermouth. I reckon I've been there 6 or 8 times and never se...

And what makes it worse are those damn piccies of the Sunny Coast each day.

Farg me stretch. Remind me not to hang out with you.

Love yer work Stuey.

countrybumkin wrote:hear hear! a bloke shuld eat at the pub only. missus can get by on a gobful of jiz and whatever cans are in the cupoard.

One of the funniest quotes on this site. Pissed meself bumkin.

Ahhh the old beef strog schwez. Sen-bloody-sational. Will have a crack at that one tonite.

Pretty much, I prefer that she doesn't give it up every minute of the day. Don't know too many blokes with it on tap. And spankin it doesn't count Stu.

Sorry Jamie "Stuey" Oliver. If it means more sack time with the missus by doing a simple meal, call me gay.

Cheers caspa. Look forward to the next installment.

Ya might have to have a recipe section caspa. Sounds like ya know what ya doin. How about one a week. I need all the help I can get. :?

One time it was raining so hard and getting driven by the wind it hurt - almost sleet hopped off the board and used it as a shield the beauty of it - noone else out couple hours in the water - come out - thermos full of hot chocolate then back out for another 2 then a hot pie and coffee at Klemm's (...

Autumn is sensational. Sunny, offshore all day and generally heaps of swell. And a distinct lack of crowds. BA mate, this autumn in particular, was just epic. not rubbin it in either coz i'm sure yav still got mates down ere to give ya da news. But I cant remember an autumn for ages with as much GO...

Mate I lived on the West Coast of Vicco for most of me life. Moved to Sydney about 8 years ago. Yeah the water can be a hassle but only in winter. 4 x 3 with booties, gloves and helmet is the go. Summer is ok but hardly boardy weather. Autumn is sensational. Sunny, offshore all day and generally hea...

Mid-winter Victoria, early morning, about 5c, mouthing off to my mates about my new quiky wetsuit and how warm I'm gonna be and how their wetsuits are shite. As I'm putting it on, I put my foot through the chest leaving a gaping hole. My mates rolling around laughing. I had to surf in it and was obv...

Nah never had a crack at it Moneyman. Too scared I guess. Seen plenty of blokes go it. Last huge swell with Vic and Jason out there doing tow-ins was pretty mad. There were a couple of blokes trying to paddle into em and they were just getting swatted like flies. Dragged almost all the way into the ...