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I'm happy to vacate my slot (Around the Bends) every day this week for any 5 of you who reckon they can do better. All you need to do is put up a surf report here and I'll stick it up the next day - For instance, - I'll pick Monday's report tonight,..and Tuesday's on Monday night. Seeing as how half...

As a matter of fact I do Bubs (sorry nobs ,.. er nubes er?/ whatever)..especially in the water when some craven youth with a mouth like a drain pops up in my face - Love it nibs,..cannot get enough - Give me 5 minutes and I'll have the nincompoop looking for a way out - I have always been this way n...

Chookie,.. it's about your literate reply, .. there's somethimg lacking there old mate Anybody other than myself might reckon that your response was the howl of a dog left out in the rain, .. There is a thought there chookie,.. angry and clouded, .. a kind of IN YOUR FACE F^@34ck YOU shot at just ab...

All day long you have been logging into Realsurf,.. seeing how BIG and (as far as northy goes) near bl..dy perfect it was today. Not to mention north av' and anyother spot copping clean swell from the current system. So, .. are you going to GO tomorrow? - despite the renegade crusher that is bound t...

f.cken brilliant,.. thanks, the lot of yez

and goodnight

A wave is a measure of some windy pulse, .. an oceanic punch,.. a thriftless child of some distant tempest,..a gouging wallow.

A dumper!

Kimmy! When I waz a boy loose in Byron back in those days when girls were unapproachable and exciting and entirely attractive, and all we could do was pose and pump and fight and be idiots, .. I wondered whether there might be a gal who KNEW how senseless and foolish a surfer was, is and will be. Iz...

Anyone who signs off ' Surfing is Cool ' and asks if there is 'massive ' surf out there is obviously a recalcitrant forest dweller who's life is wasted lurking about the internet But don't worry my son, .. half the idjuts who are wasting good reading time pissing about on this silly forum are in the...

Ah,Squidleigh (note the capital) - a man can note something of the wordsmith there in that ragged reply.

Are the two weather patterns likely to combine mate, .. just in case you've forgotten the reason for all this bullshit

laz

Meaningless stipple Uther - We, who are in the grip of a possible armegeddon, have no need for your facile recommendations of a forgettable surf in a shit bestirred beach somewhere in the middle harbour.

Plumb your psyche uther, (why is that that id of yours reminds me of a catheter?) -

:Laz

You are never too young to die Maddog, .. how that green and drowning translucence loves the passionate last breath of a youth as he slides away into the finial depths of a wave gone wrong.

Embrace vanity maddog, as it devours you...

(I should never have gone)

Mythical bombie indeed youth! Offshore from Warriewood is a phantom break that last showed whitewater in '74 (we were watching from the headland as 45+ sets corrugated up to the horizon, .. somebody was smokin' something, ) Even today that shallow reef two miles offshore Avalon had some feather in i...

The clear skies will darken at midday squid, and rain the colour of blood will seep out of molten clouds that thicken and roil. The seas will mount a massive assault on the land squid, and they will sweep away the naked and squirming remnant life on this earth like litter. The air will be conflagrat...

I've no doubt that most of you (knowledgable) readers have checked out the 24 hour + synoptic that guru Don has so kindly provided on the site. And no doubt you have all wondered at the possible convergence of the current low that is providing all of the excitement around the place right now, and th...

Baldric!

I give up on you son

Go and join the mutterers - say goombye to an old boy

I'm gone,... stu was right.

He won at Pipeline one year from memory - chunky little guy with legs like Mark O'

How to regulate a crowd. Once upon a time waaaaaaaaayyyyy back there waz a fella at Bondi who had the capacity to hold his breath for a very long time This degenerate would at times, whilst sitting out the back waiting for a set with all his mates, disappear underwater for considerable periods. Down...

Why say something in 7 words when 35,000 do the same job _ I'm into complexity _ so how do you regulate 40 blokes in the water when there are only 12 good set waves in an hour?

looks like snakin' 'em in the only answer