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Great posts slow man, those sort of trips are great fun for sure. It's great you can appreciate the locals too,

But it's seems a hell of a lot of hassle to surf a 1/3 of box head.

Obviously all the other stuff adds. He'll blokes do that trip just to catch fish.

Braithy's gunna love it and the remaining majority will bag me, but I was born in Tas to a native mum and Vicco Dad. When I was 4, we moved to Seaford. When I say I started surfing on the Morning Penis, its not entirely true. Strong winds with any W element had me surfing at my local which was less...

My surfing started on the MP. Came here aged almost 32 and I still reckon the MP is much more organised and easy to pick. I'd even go as far as saying Phillip Island and the Surf (cough, cough) coast is too. Maybe those who started here are more in tune than I'll ever be, but I've given it a fair c...

8 years older than the last time this thread popped up

This summer has sucked Gina Reinhardts balls. If I have to sleep one more night in a sweaty humid funk, I swear im gonna light my cock on fire and run down the street singing amazing grace

it's not intended as a put down.
I made a sincere compliment. And my perception of the size is not a comment on slowmans ability

That looks nice. Nice turn. Any photos of the 4-6' day,
Or just that one of the 3- 4' day ?

That's probably got more to do with the type of people that ride em.

Wubic Pig wrote:

romak50 wrote:Pauline mencer is bus driving out if Byron. For real. If not her one of our top rated women surfers from yonder.

I think you'll find that's Steve in drag.

Unlikely. Pauline Mencers' not that good looking.

Who thought loofy was joking ?

Drailed wrote:Hows that?? The guy has said how driving that bus depresses the shit out of him. I feel bad that he is stuck in that thing day in day out like a caged animal when he is a pretty free spirit.

And you in a unit In Bellevue hill with two kids? Oh the irony.

I think we've found another fatty.


How about a framed colour portrait of my cock and a used Rabbitohs scarf ?

I just read your original post. You've been surfing for a year?

You don't need a new board yet but if you want a new board you most definitely don't need to talk to a shaper. Go to a good surfboard dedicated surf shop

Oh my

when you say 6'6" dominator you actually mean 6'6" dominator dont you .

Trev wrote:

offshore1 wrote:By 'over sized knife' you mean ...

Something my dad brought back from WW2.

A weak bladder ?

I can show you how to get banned from real surf parry if you'd like

I got booted from the Sunshine Coast mature incontinence fanciers group. My profile pic was done in really shitty light and it looked bright red also I was suffering pink eye . They said I was making fun of harlequin babies.

Which of course I was