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I'm blaming Braithy. Yes yes ... the cursed one ... riding the sup of destruction. Burner of forests ... bringer of winds and evil flattener of waves ... reborn of satins spawn ... burn that phone he gave you Shep ... its cursed ... there will be no free ride until you destroy the amulet ... you ha...

yeah Braithy, the grass is waist high in the front yard, the chooks are running wild. Time to get the estate in order for the summer invasion. We've missed you dearly. Anyway not a lot to report ... but whilst you were gone Natho's been enquiring about an appropriate time to pop around for his chic...

More likely to be rip cartilage damage rather than a fractured ... but then again I'm no doctor. Either way its the same prognosis for both scenarios ... 6-8 weeks ... sometimes longer. Paddling is a no no. Enjoy.

Hey Don. There's been some really sneaky, super fun ones really early down my way. Clean & Glassy. Not a whole of push, but some excellent shape. Dear Mr Braithwaite ... everyone knows that there is never any surf "down your way" ... stop getting peoples hopes up ... its unchristian like behaviour....

Holy Jesus misunderstood and nailed to a fcuking cross Christ ... its not rocket science ... its not even fcuking rocket lettuce ... one arm after the other girls ... repeat ... repeat again ... then repeat again. Theres ya technique.

I Hazzard a half guess his made one or two more fins than the rest u :idea: Hazzard as may half guesses as you like. Hey I bet the late Dennis Fergurson fiddled more kiddies than the rest of us ... but it doesn't make his views correct ... does it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with walking the...

Roy_Stewart wrote: unlike the usual gutless wonder greenough thin fins that most use.

Good to see you persevering with the overly opinionated unfounded pie in the sky theorist persona ... it goes so well with your pink jumpsuit and tinfoil hat. Get a mirror.

Base refit fins are boring. Futures is the best system if your main issue is the idea that base strength makes the big difference. It's a fcuken good system anyway. FCS 2 has more base support and is piss easy to use, click in and go. I think people who still claim glass on fins are missing out, li...

not to mention he burned tasmania and flooded queensland. may have been responsible for burning nsw too but not sure of that one Its rumoured that he introduced sodomy to the masses ... a true blessing to the penal system. Gives a whole new meaning to the term inmates ... or is that a hole new mean...

Nick Carroll wrote:I struggle to imagine how you could read that book and not get how the events described in it cut all the way to both Tom's and my core.

Never underestimate my stupidity ... its boundless.

Dear Nick. Rest assured that no malice was intended. It was a throw away, tongue in cheek comment. Poorly thought out; well actually not really thought out at all. Humour gone astray. I didn't realise that the wound was so deep. Anyway, I apologise to both you and your brother for my poor judgement....

What ? ... did I overstep the boundaries ? ... really ? Wow ... and I though I was simply sailing close to the edge.

OK ... question then. Nick ... boundary overstepped or what ?

That's heavy NC. Do you approach the board bible/test/review in the same way? I mean, if you say something untoward about a board and the shaper/manufacturer objects, do you say 'F'you that's what I think or do you smooth it over in the interest of the mag? Oh I have a bit more of a nuanced view th...

alakaboo wrote:I reckon it took me about 5 years before I could unconsciously move my feet around.

I'm definitely taking that quote out of context and setting some time aside to thoroughly enjoying the variations of its theme.

swellcast wrote:I'll happily donate one to the cause

Thanks for the offer ... but I think you will find that Steve already has enough chickens to do the job.

Maybe we could chip in and buy one for shearer as a surprise. It might cheer him up. Are you by chance insinuating that he has anything but a sunny disposition ... I'm flabbergasted. Framed as well? Oh a frame would be essential. The frame would most certainly have to be made from recycled fence pa...

steve shearer wrote:thanks Tim, a bloke is interested.

unfortunately, not ready to pull the trigger so I won;t get to 'invest" the remaining in fishing lures before Plomer.

When are you heading down to the burning of the limes ... ?

andy2476 wrote:you wouldn't happen to ride a kneelo would you womble ?

Common knowledge ... my good man ... do pay attention.