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I've braced for possible impact more than a few times, done the extra deep duck dive, somehow never been hit. Come up from a few duck dives gone wrong with boards intertwined though. I don't ever surf in real crowds but sometimes it's just unavoidable anyway. If it's a dead certain then I'd be thro...

alakaboo wrote:Cool-un-garter

auuughhhh, make it stop.

It's a grower.
Little merely?

Think ill just buy a crash helmet matticus. Actually probably just roll over next time and let the board take the impact or avoid situations like that.

Don't know if the lunk head who landed on top of me last weekend was envisaging doing a spray or just totally unco or both. There's a thing that happens with humans that your body follows where the head looks, sort of like an automatic targeting system. It works on motorbikes just as well as in the...

Don't know if the lunk head who landed on top of me last weekend was invisaging doing a spray or just totally unco or both. I find it really hard to think like some of these characters so I can second guess what they are about to do. You have to imagine you have a total lack of awareness of everythi...

I reckon he should have dropped in on Carroll on a 15ft paddle board then dominated the take off at Nth Narra on a hyptocrypto. Then he can say he's "done" the Nth Beaches.

Anyone within earshot responsible for any part of this timeless drivel, particularly if it's pumping: Surfer 1: Getting a couple? Surfer 2: Yeah, a few fun ones ay. You? Surfer 1: Yeah, a handful ay. And you, mate? Surfer 3: Yeah, a bunch ay. You? Surfer 1: Yeah, some alright ones ay. And you? Surf...

Gee Hatchy I thought you were describing me ......but I don't ride a hypto

Hatchy the first cow photo is as I'm sure you realize the best. The angular in fact rectangular profile of the cow which is echoed by the calf adds not just to the picture of tranquility but designates them as prime beef as well. George Stubbs would approve I'm sure. KKK denial will get you nowhere....

I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on a very nice avatar there Hatchy.

Reminds me of our little surf scene at Kingscliff Steve. Always fills me with such a range of conflicting emotions. My first board was a 7ft tracker style a guy that worked at Mt Warning Bakery had made for himself. My dad used to drink with the boss and came home with it one Friday Night. I was sto...

Sorry Haysie, Im that bloke sometimes. I'm old and slow and ride a shorty when I can, but when the conditions are not suited I will pull out the mal and wage war on the fcukkers who snaked, paddled inside etc. and never gave me a second glance. If that annoys you and them...good. The most annoying ...

Kid of gone off those really curvy profiles. Not that that will send shivers up the spine of surfboard manufacturers world wide

Tell Russ Corowa to back you up Steve. I'd like to see them try to tell him he couldn't hang on the rocks at snapper and play his didge.

Yeah shaping programs aren't gender specific.

Funy I actually considered taking a variety of boards down for the conditions this afternoon

Yep I was just going to say how about that lesbian female surfboard maker who got a grant off the government to develop specially designed surfboards at Angourie? McTavish puts out a "special" girls surfboard which just looks like Carver in pink with frangipani s on it. Re: girls in surfing generall...

Anyone know if there is a Retravision close to the superbank? Say over in the Tweed? I think I can organise to have this all sorted once and for all between the two parties concerned. Realsurf style. Tweed RetraVision closed down but there is the carpark out front of The Good Guys at South Tweed is...