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onya Roy for doing something you love and obviously believe in, pretty work too. But for fcuk sake give it a rest man, those pics and all that blather aren't convincing anybody.
Ringmaster could have made those sections.

there are distinct advantages to roy's genetic makeup.

It's interesting to me how everyone is laughing at [or with ?] Occy. I like Occy's commentary but is this a professional act for a professional sport? Could you imagine such commentary at other professional sporting events? People would be baying for his incompetent blood. I guess that is what sets...

see what you started ron.
farkin beuty of a wave though rim master.

dinosaur wrote:sort of like when a single bloke is having a particularly bad run of outs with the ladies. Fucking a fat ugly chick, breaks the drought.

that's it! that's it in a nutshell dino! the exact image nick was going for.
elegant prose is elegant prose, no matter who you are.

My tshirts tend to be a bit on the tight side. i do fancy those Italianne numbers shearer's sporting though... nothing quite matches the thrill of sallying forth upon the shoreline of a morn, girded and ready to joust the combers.. touche steve. :mrgreen: http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_...

"Bondi Blonde"?
Isn't that Buff Brad's transvestite stage name?

How about just checking in with the council lifeguards prior to entering the water, marcus?
you should be happy that there are people who care about your well-being.
we don't here of course. we all think yur a cnut and would likely wave you farther out...

Let's return to reality shall we?
Steve, you may borrow my moniker from the Saxe-Coburg side of my fam: Foke-Kopf.
I hail from a long line of Foke-Kopfs.

Steffen von Foke-Kopf.

That should open a few doors for ya, Steve.


don't mention it.

El Stephano d'Shearer, Esquire.

Stuey! Like a breath of fresh air you are, well, fart infused fresh air, but.....,.
welcome back ya Jap lovin bum bandit.

If it's not Stuey it's his twin sister.

or fong's half brother.


possibly both.

If honesty was suddenly introduced into american life, the whole system would collapse. You can prove that by the simple fact that they elected Clinton twice and then allowed "Governor" Bush to run the country twice also. Even though he wasn't legally elected either time. On the contrary cumstroke,...

i don't think longy made it.

congratulations Larry. that's fcuking unreal. unless it's a pisstake...

daryl, I can't wait to hear how Friday goes.. please film and post on youtube like your trampoline, balance ball and turkey cooking opuses..

riiiing riiiing "Hello?" "This is Rubert" "Oh, hello, Mr. M. Have you had a chance to look at my work? I've put my heart and soul into it. every bit is a piece of my very essence." "yeah, well , I've had my assistants take a gander. Pathetic scribblings of a dried up has been, they tell me. I'll giv...

I'm more of a truffle, offshore is baked beans, A truffle? a measly gaunt emaciated desiccated sow-licked truffle??. And I, the sturdy patriot scion of beans that are baked?. Sir, I and the entire esteemed offshore lineage take umbrage at these untoward remarks. Were Meataxe here I'd have him as my...

^^^I've heard the same words from iggy. But he was referring to squicking.

^^ despite the fact that if you're who you say you are and are even uglier than the bloke on the wall in my boy's room, I still thoroughly enjoy your work Steve. And I'm glad to see Larry piping up here saying a few words regarding tending the muse too. I just finished going through the latest issue...