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they'd have to resurrect the Ballad Of Bobby Martinez for that.

last Frenchman down.

OK one more question.

Dane said he was nervous ......did you see any visible signs of nervousness or social anxiety?

oh, I thought you composed it.

did u watch it last night Al?

I'm bummed with the typically ferocious Euro tidal range.....means they delay it when I could watch and I'm not staying up all night to watch close-outs.

wonderful...

but isn't is i before e expect after c ?

French manners are definitely one of the high points of the western democratic canon.

seriously.

The Ballad of the Messiah Dane Reynolds.?

"I'm just a humble surfer I ramble from town to town

get paid a squillion bucks a week to wear my Bukowskian crown

all the people seem to love me, even those who are full of hate

But I ain't no living God just a surfer from the 808

on hold...won;t be waiting up.

hoi......good one godsave

Me, Dino and possibly Al are the only ones who might know the toon to Pretty Boy Floyd.

I rekon Al could come up with a searing verse if he gets the time.

Hey Al, are you busy?

But Pretty Boy waved a paper in front of his mama's button nose

This here contracts worth a million now go buy some pretty clothes

and don't give a single cent to none of them dirty crack hos

One day when Pretty Boys mama had spent the families last cent

and a dirty slumlord said "git out if you cain't pay the rent"

And Pretty boys' foxy mama said boys "we;re out of here"

I'm goin back to Kansas city to serve the fat man beer"

Ballad of Pretty Boy Florence. "Now gather round you kooks and a story I will tell, bout kid called Pretty Boy Florence who gave the Pipeline Hell" He wasn't really handsome and he looked kind of fey But in dem thundering barrels real men got out of his way He had a foxy mamma who was as tough as te...

Wouldn't mind seeing someone have a crack at writing a ballad about Pretty-boy Florence. maybe something about how his single mom did it so tough being a hot chick on the North Shore with all the gangstas and the surf industry parasites etc etc . Waddyareckon Dino/Reg? Reckon u could write the Balla...

hahhahah, that was funny.

oh well, they got perky bosoms, literature and the Mona lisa.

Mostly shitt music and poor personal hygiene though.

For some reason this French connie really pisses me off. Too many close-outs, too many baguettes and Frenchmen.

Why couldn't they have offered a more convincing defence against the nazis?

you've got the little thingies on the window that says australian charts and you hit the different things (widgets?) concurrently, concomitantly and almost simultaneously so that it creates a rapid mental impression ..........thats toggling. (in my mind I go boof, boof, boof as I toggle through the ...

Thats IT speak isn't it?