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by offshore1
Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: eye to eye
Replies: 53
Views: 12693

Absolutely great news, Clif.
Careful in Indo, hellman :) .
by offshore1
Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: It's all about the feeling
Replies: 41
Views: 12870

Sex on a washing machine? :shock:
by offshore1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:59 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing Nightmare
Replies: 46
Views: 11677

that's a bluebottle mate.
by offshore1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing Nightmare
Replies: 46
Views: 11677

Meataxe wrote:That sounds grand indeed, but I don't quite see the nexus here.

nexus?
I don't need no stinkin' nexus!
I'm goatboatin' ya farkin pansie! :lol:
I'm all man.
by offshore1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:08 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing Nightmare
Replies: 46
Views: 11677

as I type away, laptop attired, goatboat harnessed.
life is good.
by offshore1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing Nightmare
Replies: 46
Views: 11677

here ya go boogers.
You're cool:

http://vertmag.ficheirospt.com/VertTV/Video.mov
by offshore1
Wed May 31, 2006 2:12 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shark
Replies: 64
Views: 16822

Be careful out there mates, :wink:




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by offshore1
Wed May 31, 2006 10:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: May Dae, may Dae! (quick goodbye)
Replies: 68
Views: 15517

Dunno what D'ay'oh does but, if it's entertainment, the whole bloody mess'll be over in a week :)
by offshore1
Wed May 31, 2006 10:26 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Beach break Surf etiquette
Replies: 21
Views: 8312

and the bananas.

But the best thing about beachies is that you can split the peak.
by offshore1
Tue May 30, 2006 11:35 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: May Dae, may Dae! (quick goodbye)
Replies: 68
Views: 15517

ric_vidal wrote:: if only your counterpart in the US, Off1, could lift his game...
Still have two thousand trombones left to unload, ricketts :?



And a banjo.

More bad news, Reefgirls have gone over to the competition:

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
by offshore1
Sat May 27, 2006 3:46 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: May Dae, may Dae! (quick goodbye)
Replies: 68
Views: 15517

putting fong in charge of aquisitions (imagine fong running in circles whooping and yelling "bid! bid! bid!" while putting ebay into meltdown) to: Worldwide office of Virgin Surf (ric-vidal's garage) STOP Urget transoceanic telegraph! STOP Just recieved five container loads of trombones, three of s...
by offshore1
Fri May 26, 2006 11:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: May Dae, may Dae! (quick goodbye)
Replies: 68
Views: 15517

wanna take a punt at who are the biggest arms dealers in the world Spoon? I've quoted 'im before, and I'll quote 'im again. None other than WWII Supreme Allied Commander and then US president, Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower, warned the country (and the world)upon leaving office to 'beware of the militar...
by offshore1
Thu May 25, 2006 12:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Chiks MATE!
Replies: 71
Views: 15716

Meataxe wrote:you said that already :?
now that emoticon isn't so bad, is it, ya whingeing barstard :?: :D
by offshore1
Thu May 25, 2006 12:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Chiks MATE!
Replies: 71
Views: 15716

yes exactly right,i do think it is about attitude,poise,etc. So that being said i stand by my comments that in general (so yes there are exceptions),female pro surfers ,in my opinion tend to appear unfeminine. So we see now the ludicrous Catch-22 in which women pro surfers find themselves. Chambere...
by offshore1
Mon May 22, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Post Your Artistic/creative photos V.1 [pg. 22]
Replies: 573
Views: 123147

What the hell are you smokin' mate?



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by offshore1
Mon May 22, 2006 10:43 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Fiji Globe Live
Replies: 2
Views: 1869

Fiji Globe Live

Enjoy
:) :arrow: http://www.globefiji.com/live/

D'oh :oops:
I see it's already up in another thread.
I've been out of town for a few waves north during semester break,
consequently a bit more out of touch than I usually am, which is saying a lot.
by offshore1
Sat May 13, 2006 2:16 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Time to drop in
Replies: 35
Views: 9077

Ah yes...there is one particular idiot at Monavale who fits exactly that description and thinks he is a Mona local,simply because he started renting a place there 8 months ago :roll: Funnier though is how he talks it up how all the mona locals rate his airs and reckon he charges,but when you paddle...
by offshore1
Fri May 12, 2006 8:13 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: $200 car for sale
Replies: 31
Views: 7596

what a F**** bomb HAHAHA.... Why, yes, yes it is , youg wanker, but I'm just a poor bogan hillbilly and it suits me just fine. Also, as I've mentioned before, my car plays an important role in what I call 'sea cucumber defence', making me virtually impervious to carpark ripoffs. You may know that t...