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Offshore 1 a big pat on the back For that drunken and witty rhyming attack. To my haggard face it bought a big smile Your stand em up knock em down writing style. So much information, it's almost a sin That in such a short verse you could cram it all in. A simple yet flamboyant poetic display I bid ...

Thanks Kyles, I dedicate this verse to you. Now Two Dicks has dished out on a really nice guy Thou his own lack of ability is the real reason why. When down at the beach to frolic and play He proves he's a moron and positively gay. Any surfboard he rode would turn out no good Cause its hard to achi...

I'm Rhyme-end Andsome. No poem tonight though I'm sure more will come. But if I write a couple more lines then it constitutes one. OK thats weak and the thought process fleeting Hey to reach twenty verses there is going to be cheating. I'll leave it there now that the suns finally set Oh and if your...

Dear Surfin Turf Don't be despondent your poetry is great Although more appealing in a mind altered state. Just take your time and don't write to fast And maybe in this case you should stay on the grass. Now honestly ST you should persevere With a little more practice and vast quantities of beer I t...

Spoon, thanks for the advice so witty and all
I'm aware that these vultures wait for my fall.
But with great dedication to this humble quest
You see it's a crusade I hold close to my chest.
Resolute, I shan't falter from the path I have laid
Dealing with Two Dicks that obnoxious gay blade.

I think your a legend ST old son A three bladed mower I must get me one. Dinosaur I'm flattered by your gracious reply If I wasn't an arshole it could make me cry. Your writing is structuted in a very fine way With some perseverance you could rhyme it some day. Now TMC do you realise just what you a...

Dear Mr. SG 7890 Don't want your sympathy, sorrow or angst. I think you might find that it's your posts that are wanks. Hip Hop thats laughable, surely you jest. It's just an old fashioned poem, badly written at best. My writing may be foolish, childish and amateur But yes even you Two Dicks, notice...

I've never met Simone and her son. Don't know about Grant and the sun. Who the hell is Simon the sanders son? SG7890 has his hand on one. Actually more than one, you know the saying two dicks , cause you could'nt be that dumb just playing with one. Maybe he should leave it alone. But then again a do...