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holy fcuk thats soooo sick whoooooooooooyeah scardys a guy that doesn't mind an AB six channel I have shown that to mates who don't surf. And they are gobsmacked.. One of the craziest things I've ever seen.. Except that time we all saw Buffy out off Ben Buckler when it was 43 foot and he was on his...

Thanks for being so candid. I was eighteen when I attended my mother's funeral. At that age, I misunderstood the laughter at the wake. I grabbed my board and snuck off. It was July and a still, grey day when I paddled out at No Man's. There was no one out, or that's my memory. It's good like that, ...

steve shearer wrote:Don't worry I held that cnut to account in Tahiti.
He's still quivering after the interview I subjected him to.
Fcuking media darling.

Or maybe he's still quivering after the rogering you gave him?

Well where the fcuk is it? And as I said before you really need to clean that kettle of yours. It's a disgrace.

I'm surprised you could actually type that shearer.. Was thinking that your keyboard might have seized due the the amount of dried up gizz all over it..

Marcus. Iggs was at an equally heavy spot on Saturday. Somewhere you know quite well.. I'm sure you know where I'm talking about.. I hope you went out iggs.. Would have been really fun.. I did San.... And then head.... Was fun but was too much south in the swell to do both those spots justice... But...

iggy wrote:fong..
was new haven and it's surrounds or the sunshine hoax a more consistent place to score decent surf?

When I was growing up in the Nulla I had a teacher who got 2nd in the Aussie titles as a goat boater.. He went really well.. Used to see him out at Voodoo and the Island.. Same thing TT.. Inverts and barrel rolls.. He used to charge.. In fact back in the 80's there where a lot of guys on skis who w...

When I was growing up in the Nulla I had a teacher who got 2nd in the Aussie titles as a goat boater.. He went really well.. Used to see him out at Voodoo and the Island.. Same thing TT.. Inverts and barrel rolls.. He used to charge.. In fact back in the 80's there where a lot of guys on skis who we...

I'd go the donut punch.. Pretty hard to bite you if you're fair square up it's arse..

Who knows you might actually become friends..

bumfluff wrote: Preferabley guys with a kind of "sealy" look about them, perhaps a little blubber.

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Fluffy.. Are you 12? Or bored? Or both?

Is that no one had started the "Ask Bumfluff" thread yet?

Don't worry mate you'll get there one day. And in the mean time..... Get fcuked.. And post a picture!

Steve,

Have you done the sums for the Nth Shore? How much are SW gonna chip in? How much do reckon you might need from us? Is Peely gonna chip in?

I'd be thinking it will be more than Tahiti..

Chillin wrote:Oy Jimmy, I was at Richards when you rang the other night, did you pick her up?

Ella picked her up today mate...

Gent's.. Can't be farked going into it.. But can be fixed easily.. PM me and I will sort it out for you.. Banga you still got my number? If so give me a call..

I cant however fix the shit quality of the content..

Hey Reilly or whatever you name is.. Get serious and realise that A. You will never be able to surf B. You are an ignorant cnut for thinking that you ever can after 1 weeks lessons.. (I tell you what if you are serious and give me 10K I will teach you) Another fine example of your previously mentio...

Steve. Do you feel guilty in any way about writing this? "The offending paragraph was discreetly removed in the wee hours of the morning and JJ apparently stayed well hidden behind locked doors through the morning as a succession of livid judges and industry honchos took turns flaying the ex-journo ...

Hi Nick.. Serious question here... I surfed a lot in my youth and competed in state titles etc.. But gave it up basically all through my 20's for various reasons.. Have been back into it for the last 7 or so years and find that whilst I can hold my own in most lineups I still find that I surf like I...

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