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el rancho wrote:Don't 'oh cmon dude' me after you just said that's how i dress for a surf

Lol. Caaaalm down. What so you actually do wear button up shirts in the surf? Are they wax repellant fabric? Fashion before function ?

Oh cmon dude. What sort of dweeblet wears a short sleeve collared button up shirt surfing. What's next? Fkn Plaid slacks and belted cardigans?

No doubt

there was this "dude" about to paddle out at sunshine beach this morning. skinny cat with shoulder length mess of untrimmed hair. full beard and mustache. short sleeve collared button up shirt, that looked like he'd got it from an op shop. short shorts. and a sub-five foot coolite twin fin keel look...

At one point I had about seven pairs of thongs. All havaiinas (or however the fk you spell it).

Lol. I'm all good for free thongs at the moment.

Much surf down the south end ?

Sunshine and A-Bay is copping head high plus sets

Sunshine Coast national park. 2-3 foot clean aframes. Had a bank all to myself.

It looks like it's more geared up for overhead down-the-line reef and point waves than anything. Maldives board for an older bigger bloke

Sounds like a right chav, hey loof

People have been telling me for years to get a Mitchell Rae made board. Midlengthless at the moment. But next will be a Outer Islands Mondo or a DVS All Rounder Outer islands 7"10 midlength in immaculate condition for only $700 ((retails for over $1500)) Sydney http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/elanor...

Apparently "Dave from Bondi" reckons you'll "pull roots" if you buy his horrible looking piece of shit

8 wrote:Which board did your surf in such conditions?

And how did it go?

Hi Andy . I used a 6'0 twin fin and it went ok

Two foot east windswell mush. Breaking like a dogs breakfast, but a few bowly sections and peaks in the mix. Water quality was appalling, full of storm water runoff, sticks and leaves, chips packets, and fk knows what else.

Anyone that rides a log in eastern suburb beach breaks is a ninny why? cos of all the close outs? Either closing out, or sectioning out, or if it's holding up then often it's changing shape constantly. You don't often get well groomed walled up waves. So the very last board you want to surf is a fk...

It's like netting goldfish in a pond

Was never really big on pig meat. It's great for cured meats like prosciutto etc. also good as chorizo. But then again that stuff is so pumped full assorted sodiums and garbage that it wouldn't matter what type of meat you used as far as taste goes.

Why the lol's? Just curious as I am trying to find the amusement in you being a cheapskate but I just cant. Saves thousands but wasted hours of your life grocery shopping. You ever hit up Costco while your out there? Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. The best part is not having to hear "do you have a r...

Anyone that rides a log in eastern suburb beach breaks is a ninny why? cos of all the close outs? Either closing out, or sectioning out, or if it's holding up then often it's changing shape constantly. You don't often get well groomed walled up waves. So the very last board you want to surf is a fk...