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moot

He’s a total maroon

Here he is, our rhyming bellend

It’s ‘moot’ you thick fuck

If it was a ‘mute’ point surely we wouldn’t have had to endure the subsequent paragraph

Lol

buddy wrote: ↑

Sat May 20, 2023 8:09 pm

Yeh, that doesn’t sound too balmy.
How were the waves?

Head high and clean. Bit gutless but ok

Balmy this morning fellas, 12 degrees air and water. Lovely

(That’s French, by the way)

touché!

Give your struggles with English, I always find it difficult to imagine that Australians can speak any foreign languages

Geez wetsuits are expensive. Back Zips are nearly half the price of chest zips though. Contemplating going back to the dark side. My Xcel steamer is getting pretty floppy after three seasons. Back zips are about £10-£20 cheaper than the same model with a chest zip. Some manufacturers still don’t of...

Are you planning a trip to Liverpool, The Mighty Sunbird?

Geez wetsuits are expensive. Back Zips are nearly half the price of chest zips though. Contemplating going back to the dark side. My Xcel steamer is getting pretty floppy after three seasons. Back zips are about £10-£20 cheaper than the same model with a chest zip. Some manufacturers still don’t of...

Did you get a semi?

Beanpole has ruined Dunedin as well?

A title stolen from the Welsh.

Crowd: yes
Waves: some
Paddling: some/none
Bad arms: one
Blowjobs: none