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Doubt if I would draw your attention down there BA. Wall to wall G String wearing babes of every description. Not to mention the rest of the circus.

Thought about a truss? Well, now that I have identified what the Fcuk is going on I’m looking for solutions. Since I’ve retired I’m going Commando most of the time. Just boardies and a t shirt. May have to review this. Missus can’t believe how much less washing there is. Particularly since Junior m...

Yeah. As well as fellow Realsurfers there’s about three people I’m regularly in contact with around here. I think I may have aggravated it trying to paddle and pop up a few times. This one aches but also has a real burning sensation around the base of my dick sometimes. Might be strangling the vein ...

Yeah, after bladder surgery you wonder what any malfunction down there is. Guess I kind of ignored it. The trouble is it’s not going to really go away without surgery as far as I can tell.

Yeah, I thought about putting a wetty on. Yesterday it hurt like Fcuk after the doc prodded it. If it had of continued like that I would have gone to emergency as advised. Seems generally okay today but as I said I feel like shite from the shingles jab. I actually found another Hernia Thread in the ...

Booked in to see a specialist but it’s not till May. Looks like we will be putting off our trip to the Gold Coast. No point driving all that way if I can’t surf. Plus might get a cancellation. Had a shingles shot at the doc yesterday so I generally feel like shite.

Great to see the rookie take out Bells. Beating World Number 1. He will remember that for ever.

Groin area. Swells up a bit. It’s been playing up a bit the last couple of weeks so it got my attention. Prior to that it wasn’t that obvious amongst the various other aches and pains us old codgers get. Initially thought it was a reaction to the Metformin I started taking.

Think I’ve got all the symptoms so I’m off to the Doc tomorrow. I saw a few references to people who have had an op.

Core local to tell them what’s what.

Clicked on a YouTube Video about the best places to surf in Scotland and it was obviously AI generated. Heaps of drone footage of various bits of coastline with a couple of still shots of learners waves and video of people splashing in the shorebreak. The narration kept saying various spots were wor...

Bondi….only two runs through to get a park. Comp on down south end. Crowded and bigger ones were shutting down. Got a good right at the start then a lot that either close out or died out on the inside. Finished with a good hollow left that reformed right across the Shorey. Pretty happy considering. ...

He’s trying to work on it.

Bondi. Three circuits to get a park but as usual in those conditions the surf wasn’t that crowded. Nice little bank and nabbed a few.

Medina was a bit pissed off with the waves earlier

Nice twin

Saw some old footage of the 81 Bells Comp where Simon introduced the thruster on YouTube. It’s big and pretty sectiony but it only looks like Simon and Ian Cairns are surfing the waves in a manner that people would expect these days. Everyone else is just trying to stretch as far as they can down th...

I hope Pinnie didn’t go down as well.