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Quads are unnecessary. Ride 'em if ya want, whatever, but they ain't the next step. Totally agree-anyone that's been around long enough will remember the Glen Winton days and all the quad mania of the times-sure today's quads are different better blah blah blah-yo yos are coming back in too-just go...

How about a helmet with a big rubber doodle on top of it for anyone that rides a mini-mal exclusively, but doesn't have at least 20 years surfing experience? Or for people that have been surfing for less than 5 years but assume they deserve the same line-up priority as long-time surfers? Or people ...

zxcvbnm wrote:u r da best fotogrepha in da w0rld. kan i higher u 4 my w3d'n??

You are a toilet seat.

lovenutz wrote:
here is some footage of parko on one. my mate reckons he was surfing pretty good on it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMzpJ6hRBP4

Parko would make surfing on a piece of poo (real poo) look good. I wouldn't use that as any endorsement.

kreepykrawly wrote:But i regress..

Some hidden childhood memories maybe? Those special hugs from Uncle John?

surfin39 wrote:surfcraft doesn't make you an arsehole in the surf ....... you make yourself an arsehole in the surf .......

Yep, I agree. It ain't the craft, it's the f.uckwit riding it. I hate f.uckwits. Not a particular craft.

Ok. I'll play devil's advocate. Maybe it's the public's fault to some degree. We have become such a litigious society that sometimes ya can't blame councils and governments for going to such measures. People get injured on public land, see $ signs, and sue whoever they can. It's crap though. It was ...

How about the Great Ocean Road....we read about Bell's but I was in Melbourne last month and had no idea about the hundreds of other spots south of Melbourne - There are no waves along the Great Ocean rd, what are you talking about? :roll: Well that was my enquiry dickhead - so your saying Bells is...

Pretty windy out there today and probably too south. Any thoughts?

Wow, six pages about how good the Bombie was. Who'd of thunk.


Pretty flat today out there. Might go and have a crack at it.

The Bombie's not really breaking today. Not big enough.

So, the Queensie Bombie hey.

Not looking too special today unfortunately. Swell appears to have dropped a fair bit.

Beachies look pretty good though. Some freight trains coming through North Steyne.

Anyway, carry on.

So the Queensie Bombie was good huh?

what's this curry powder under the door business? Pile of curry powder on the floor outside the door. Hair dryer blows it under the gap. The hot air makes it rise because its so fine, and it coats everything in the room. Your couch will smell like the home indian diner. You'd need to do something f...

boardscape avalon wrote:kobes is pumped for marky mark to play with him... i mean play him..

Tom Cruise would be better. A f.uckwit playing a f.uckwit. Wouldn't be too much of a stretch for him.

stoive wrote:the look on that guys face is priceless

You'd look smug too if you were in charge of that

Nice one W.

smnmntl wrote:

Mrs Kreepy wrote:she looks a little like this.

I know you've used it a few times now, but I still piss meself laughing when I see it. The look on his face is priceless.

Anyone misguided enough to want to drive a suzuki sierra will quickly change their tune if they ever get behind the wheel. They bounce around like a pogo stick on steroids and are so noisy and unsafe that youll be a nervous wreck in 5 minutes. These cars are dangerous. I can attest to that. My mate...