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I thought you said your bladder was ok?

That actually looks alright maybe I’ll give it a try

If I was going to live on the northern beaches I would keep driving till I got to Newie

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Thu Nov 16, 2023 9:18 pm

Gronk

Deathbed

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Zvbqo0woR50

No major organs lost. Unless it bites your head off

If you were going to be bitten by a shark it’s probably a good option.

Hey AJ you can swear on here now, you fucker!

For the record, Loofy never lived in Bondi. That’s why he moved to Avalon, so he can pretend he does

I’m a big fan of my Hurley 1ml long sleeve top at the moment.

So I’m pretty sure I don’t have any anger or resentments, because you know, TITS!
So I suspect my kick outs are different, I wonder which style is more aesthetically appealing?

Why on earth would he be surfing Bondi?

Yeah buddy would have buried his face in her buttocks immediately as an expert fending strategy I’m sure!

Sounds like an epic morning you even got bunnings AND Aldi in there
But please tell us more about your expert fending techniques, Steve Shearer

I had a nice cocktail yesterday at Lola’s, Bondi. Basically a glass of cold gin with two white pickled onions on a toothpick in it.
Pickled onions tasted better than I remember

He even got the bush pigs into the story!

Summary pls

Agreed. I bodysurf more than I surf at Bondi nowadays it’s just not worth it. Get away with the boys on a surf trip occasionally and froth on decent waves