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by alakaboo
Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bells Beach
Replies: 270
Views: 8229

Re: Bells Beach

Bit cranky there loof, get a nip from a beak, or a rash from the denticles?
by alakaboo
Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bells Beach
Replies: 270
Views: 8229

Re: Bells Beach

Same, via mobile.

Loofy's laptop is probably full of parrot-porn viruses.
by alakaboo
Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:58 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bells Beach
Replies: 270
Views: 8229

Re: Bells Beach

Godsave, as a member of team spectrum I feel your pain, although that probably disqualifies me. One thing I've learnt while doing beach surveys is that people want very different things from their beach experience. A substantial minority, 30% or so of those at metropolitan beaches, say they would ON...
by alakaboo
Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:44 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20782
Views: 2215056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

5! yrs to the day i rocked up with beers on the point eh Shep after taking in Byron w the 'boo. great time that was. Was just saying today I will have one of those sugarcane juice drinks tomorrow. I've had 5 surfs in the last 36 hours, gorging myself before the famine, managing to find some fun amo...
by alakaboo
Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:17 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20782
Views: 2215056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

If you can cope with the sea of human flotsam, there are some fun waves in the bay, Steve.
by alakaboo
Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Fish
Replies: 138
Views: 30008

Re: Fish

Beanpole wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:23 pm
Gave the old girl a touch up with a white auto touch up pen.
Beans, people are about to eat dinner, they don't want to hear about your sex life.
by alakaboo
Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20782
Views: 2215056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

The ability of most of the eastern suburbs beaches to make a sow's ear out of a silk purse is still pretty soul destroying, you have to admit.
by alakaboo
Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20782
Views: 2215056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Well, you can't win em all.
by alakaboo
Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20782
Views: 2215056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Cranked I hope you get the neck sorted out and your wife gets good news too.
by alakaboo
Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:42 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20782
Views: 2215056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Yeah but after he's leered at them in the surf they won't give him an appointment.
by alakaboo
Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:44 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Skin Cancer
Replies: 69
Views: 16688

Re: Skin Cancer

Just had my first malignant* skin cancer cut out.
BCC, upper arm.

*Probably malignant, I don't fcuk around with biopsies, just get them to remove anything suss.

I'm in my 30s. Get your skin checked.
by alakaboo
Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:34 am
Forum: Board Design, Repairing, Shaping, etc (was called Equipment)
Topic: My attempt at making a Fish!
Replies: 2
Views: 896

Re: My attempt at making a Fish!

I didn't watch the video, but how good is Mitch's!
And wahoo's fish tacos is nearly next door, while across the street there's a place that sells hotsauce and liquor.

Maybe my favourite set of shops in the world.
by alakaboo
Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:21 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1762
Views: 235115

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Your maths is wrong, duck. Well, technically your maths is right, but you don't know how to work out percentage change. You've worked out the new rate as a percentage of the old rate. Percentage change is: (New-old)/old * 100 It's (0.70-0.05)/0.70*100 = 0.65/0.70*100 Closer to 93% than 92%, but Nick...
by alakaboo
Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:50 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: post your modern day sickness
Replies: 778
Views: 138416

Re: post your modern day sickness

I like the board but want it to be a rounded pin.
by alakaboo
Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:35 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfers right to be total dickheads under threat
Replies: 19
Views: 1600

Re: Surfers right to be total dickheads under threat

I really hope that other hand is holding your wine glass.
by alakaboo
Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfers right to be total dickheads under threat
Replies: 19
Views: 1600

Re: Surfers right to be total dickheads under threat

Can't believe Grooter is upset about having a plate for life.
by alakaboo
Mon Feb 25, 2019 2:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20782
Views: 2215056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick's explanation left out the massive dredging campaign that buried Kirra reef and dramatically changed the nearshore beach profile in Coolangatta bay, back in 1995-96 and 1998. And the bypass volume has tried to match the natural rate of sand transport since 2006, they just didn't do a great job ...
by alakaboo
Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20782
Views: 2215056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

So true loof.
Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I rode my bike at 28km/h for almost 10 minutes?
Cadel Evans was in the group ride, he told me I was born to be a cyclist.