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by Grooter
Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Victoria - flat as a feckin pancake!
Replies: 16
Views: 3194

Victoria - flat as a feckin pancake!

Is this how SE QLD's feel? Nice offshore winds and fcuk all swell? Current shorey at Gunnamatta would be lucky to get a seagulls knees wet :x Winter was good but if this is the entree to summer I'm going to be a right shit to be around because my late spring dawn surfs before work are already being ...
by Grooter
Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:14 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6966
Views: 688777

Re: Ask Carroll

Legion wrote:Contact roy, he's your man.
Whatever happened to that fcukwit

A shoe-in for Tard of the Year if ever there was one
by Grooter
Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The national war on bikie gangs
Replies: 36
Views: 6517

Re: The national war on bikie gangs

Apparently bikie gangs make up for 0.6% of all crime statistics.
by Grooter
Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:32 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The national war on bikie gangs
Replies: 36
Views: 6517

Re: The national war on bikie gangs

The problem is never usually the club as an entity in itself. The problems are more to do with some of the absolute pieces of shit that are members of them. I've known both good members of bikie clubs who are decent people at heart and others that are downright cnuts that use the club as cover and i...
by Grooter
Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Events at Nazare
Replies: 15
Views: 3277

Re: Events at Nazare

You sign up for it you know the risks, no-one was forcing Maya to surf that wave

I don't see the issue
by Grooter
Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:17 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Boards for pregnant ladies
Replies: 29
Views: 5576

Re: Boards for pregnant ladies

Impressive!
by Grooter
Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:09 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16441
Views: 1331882

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Me too. Very small waves but I got about 90 minutes in. Had to use 9'6" of foam to catch 'em. There were a few out on smaller boards but they didn't have to carry around a Grooter gut like me. :( Its a sign of good living Trev, wear that glorious paunch with a bit of some some fcuken pride for shit...
by Grooter
Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:21 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16441
Views: 1331882

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Gunnammata for the early

Haven't surfed much of late and damn it shows you up there. Got a couple of waves and waddled back to the car.
by Grooter
Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16441
Views: 1331882

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Beanpole wrote:WoooHoooo. Scored a couple of ball tearers this arvo. Quite unexpected. Unfortunately marred by a later road rage incident. Don't cut me off, bitch.
:lol:
by Grooter
Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Grooter?
Replies: 4
Views: 1679

Re: Grooter?

:shock:
by Grooter
Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:41 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Winter
Replies: 150
Views: 44240

Re: Winter

Been a good winter down here
by Grooter
Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:24 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: A personal message from Don
Replies: 32
Views: 6422

Re: A personal message from Don

Grooter will answer the call! :o
by Grooter
Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:25 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Vicco today
Replies: 10
Views: 2894

Re: Vicco today

Pretty mental conditions, the Honeysuckle bombie at Point Leo was serving up 6 foot plus barrels! That is a very fcuken rare event, not that id ever take it on though, if you stuffed up you'd be in a world of trouble out the back there.. How so, Grooter? Its sand isn't it?. I surfed it once at abou...
by Grooter
Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Vicco today
Replies: 10
Views: 2894

Re: Vicco today

Wingnut wrote:Was Leo full of the same old retards dropping in...thumping their chests?
Not when I was there but I was there early, dickheads tend to sleep in :-D-:
by Grooter
Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Vicco today
Replies: 10
Views: 2894

Vicco today

Pretty mental conditions, the Honeysuckle bombie at Point Leo was serving up 6 foot plus barrels! That is a very fcuken rare event, not that id ever take it on though, if you stuffed up you'd be in a world of trouble out the back there.

Surf coast must have been going off as well.
by Grooter
Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Finally made the big time. Roxy Pro ad - SEXIST
Replies: 56
Views: 12984

Re: Finally made the big time. Roxy Pro ad - SEXIST

fongss wrote: .....
But hell has no furry....
It does for Coops and others that prefer the hairless genitalia look

it'll be mouthfuls of pubes for his kind when the bell tolls!
by Grooter
Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:52 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: SHARK ATTACK!!!! (in Victoria)
Replies: 7
Views: 3287

Re: SHARK ATTACK!!!! (in Victoria)

Sounds like a great solution :-D-:

Forecast looks pretty good for your part of the world this weekend, I reckon you'll need it more than me!
by Grooter
Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: SHARK ATTACK!!!! (in Victoria)
Replies: 7
Views: 3287

SHARK ATTACK!!!! (in Victoria)

Save us! Save us!

Not that I'm an expert but I doubt it was a white. Considering the creature just punctured his suit, didn't even break the skin.

Good news anyway, this weekend is going to have some decent waves and this story will keep the crowds down :-D-: