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by Grooter
Thu May 01, 2014 1:01 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: half men need not apply
Replies: 42
Views: 6124

Re: half men need not apply

Legion wrote:
Grooter wrote:Thank christ this shit is never out in all its tardery in Victoria
You mean they're too scared of the mean peaks at Cyril's? Or Cecil's, or whatever it was called?
One can only hope!
by Grooter
Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: half men need not apply
Replies: 42
Views: 6124

Re: half men need not apply

Thank christ this shit is never out in all its tardery in Victoria
by Grooter
Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bells
Replies: 44
Views: 5644

Re: Bells

I'm going tomorrow. Hopefully there will be some waves.

Anyone else going? If so come and say hi, I'll be the guy with two little brats and a missus in tow!
by Grooter
Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:48 pm
Forum: FOR SALE - BOARDS & STUFF (incl Lost & Found)
Topic: STILL FOR SALE 6'5 Roundtail CHEAP.
Replies: 32
Views: 6132

Re: SOLD ! 6'5 Roundtail For Sale CHEAP.

Ah fcuk I should have paid more attention to this as I would have been interested for the following reasons

1) I'm a fat cnut; and
2) That epic drop-in photo and the resulting melt-down.
by Grooter
Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:38 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Phillip Island
Replies: 104
Views: 14737

Re: Phillip Island

Hatchnam wrote:Free. Just bring thermomix and food.
Done and done.

Prepare to be truly amazed by the Thermomix my friend! :o
by Grooter
Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:19 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Phillip Island
Replies: 104
Views: 14737

Re: Phillip Island

thanks for the advice on proper chooks steve. the chateau-de-hatchnam will be available to visit/stay should the southern oceans swells allure u from time to time. What's the going rate for a stopover iggs? My sister has a caravan at Phillip Island in Cowes but I'll be fcuked if I'm paying her the ...
by Grooter
Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Phillip Island
Replies: 104
Views: 14737

Re: Phillip Island

Oh christ here we go again....
by Grooter
Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:30 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Phillip Island
Replies: 104
Views: 14737

Re: Phillip Island

the father of one of little bazza's classmates grew up near leongatha and was telling me the other day a bit about that area. i'd never ever thought about it before but later i got on google maps and was checking out the farmland between there and wonthaggi and thinking it looked pretty interesting...
by Grooter
Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Phillip Island
Replies: 104
Views: 14737

Re: Phillip Island

Steve. I rarely eat out. I cook. As long as there's a good fishmonger somewhat nearby that I can stock up from once a month all will be sweet. And a monthly trip to Melbournes outer suburbs to stock up on the more ethnic food stuffs. Plus. I will be able to go for the odd surf with groots here and ...
by Grooter
Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Phillip Island
Replies: 104
Views: 14737

Re: Phillip Island

Coffee and wine are pretty shit as well

As for where I live, well, that's a very different story of the gastronomic delights on offer :-D-:
by Grooter
Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:16 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Phillip Island
Replies: 104
Views: 14737

Re: Phillip Island

I think there is an opportunity to link up with Groots to set up Frankston's first Thermomix store. 3-) If he's up for it I'm there! No shit iggs you're planning to actually spend time in the south for while? Good thing you're not phased by the cold mate, get ready to surf waves with plenty of powe...
by Grooter
Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:05 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: the most annoying surfer
Replies: 124
Views: 14061

Re: the most annoying surfer

People who are better surfers than me. Just fcuk off and let me have some waves will ya! :x

Cnuts who purposely make a big turn right near you and spray you with water. I really, really hate that, every drop that I feel hitting me feels like acid burning into my skin :x :x :x
by Grooter
Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:41 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Summer 2013-'14
Replies: 312
Views: 53371

Re: Summer 2013-'14

No, serious Braithy..I always held to this fantasy that Climate Change would deliver copious ten foot days at the Point so it wouldn't matter so much if we left an uninhabitable planet for our kids. Now the awful realisation has dawned. Climate Change means a never ending Spring. And we hassle Vicc...
by Grooter
Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: What is missing from so many surf videos - 4 suggestions
Replies: 34
Views: 4505

Re: What is missing from so many surf videos - 4 suggestions

smnmntll wrote:
Grooter wrote:Decent music
Fcuk yes

Something that isn't either "reggae", Jack Johnson, Donavan Fartenfelcher or (for the wipeout bits) ghey nu-metal
Or worse hip hop music. There is a time and a fcuken place and surf videos aint it.
by Grooter
Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: What is missing from so many surf videos - 4 suggestions
Replies: 34
Views: 4505

Re: What is missing from so many surf videos - 4 suggestions

Less vids with stupid circus tricks (that's what the ASP World Tour is for) and more with bigger waves and surfers doing nice and long fluid turns etc...

Modern competition surfing is a lot of things, but beautiful and graceful it ain't - that's what's missing.
by Grooter
Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: What is missing from so many surf videos - 4 suggestions
Replies: 34
Views: 4505

Re: What is missing from so many surf videos - 4 suggestions

Decent music. Keep it smooth, mellow and instrumental.

The 5 minute intro. fuschia off with the artsy fartsy inspiration montage and just cut to the surf.

Quadcopters. Need more of this shit as it looks great

More porn
by Grooter
Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6966
Views: 844186

Re: Ask Carroll

Nick Carroll wrote:ah not really, I've met the Triggers and I think I might have surfed a heat against one of them one time. Phil?
Yeah Phil and Paul are the brothers. Very well known name down here obviously, wasn't sure of their reach further afield

Idle curiosity