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by offshore1
Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:19 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1971
Views: 270575

Re: Midlengths

Is it too soon to share the details of your getting sacked from the bus gig, Steve?
Seemed like a decent setup .
by offshore1
Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6494
Views: 639613

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Who is whom?
by offshore1
Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6494
Views: 639613

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Shearer's in top form. He can easily go back to back wins here.
The torch has been passed.
Not since the storied Loofy era has Realsurf seen this level of world class spacklitude.
by offshore1
Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6494
Views: 639613

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Yeah, Steve's gone full retard here. He just surprised himself by enjoying the Tour de France. What, does he think those guys do it two or three times then pack it in?
I reckon he's not as ming mong as he looks, he's trolling you Nick.
by offshore1
Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:06 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6494
Views: 639613

Re: Just general surfing stuff

And your balls.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:52 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2160
Views: 409378

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

That's impressive, ledtool. The hood and no booties vindicates and assuages Shearer.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6494
Views: 639613

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Yeah, maybe something with a little chintz or taffeta.
by offshore1
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:09 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6494
Views: 639613

Re: Just general surfing stuff

ajohnsen wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:41 pm
Wyre wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:38 pm
Your avocados are exquisite. He's a fool!
I feel assuaged. Thank you. xx
Fixed.
by offshore1
Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:16 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6494
Views: 639613

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Gabby's the real deal. Only wish JJF was in it too.
by offshore1
Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:07 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21829
Views: 2435960

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Right. I'm considering outdoor batting options as we speak.
by offshore1
Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21829
Views: 2435960

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Okay Nick step up and send godsave and me some waves. The Atlantic Ocean is a fcuking millpond.

I'm having to resort to discussing politics to amuse myself.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:39 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6494
Views: 639613

Re: Just general surfing stuff

For example:
" If a monk spews in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, is he really shitfaced?"
and,
" What is the sound of one Aldi scotch bottle pouring?"
by offshore1
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:16 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6494
Views: 639613

Re: Just general surfing stuff

To a zen master it is.
In years to come, Beanpole's proverbs will be collected and assiduously studied by monks. Drunk monks. Monks as drunk as monkeys . It'll be party time in monksville.
The Order of Saint Beanpole.
by offshore1
Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1877
Views: 259381

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Who doesn't love French food?
by offshore1
Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21829
Views: 2435960

Re: Where did you surf today ?

steve shearer wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:38 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:00 am
Got any pics/vids, Steve?
It's been so flat hot and dry here in NC for so long I'm thinking of building a wave pool.
Image
Jesus H. Titty Fcuking Christ.
Morning of the Earth
Does godsave know about this?
by offshore1
Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:00 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21829
Views: 2435960

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Got any pics/vids, Steve?
It's been so flat hot and dry here in NC for so long I'm thinking of building a wave pool.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:17 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1971
Views: 270575

Re: Midlengths

Nah I reckon the board looks sweet.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:12 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1971
Views: 270575

Re: Midlengths

How does it stand up like that? I reckon a stiff steel rod embedded in the sand behind it. He has a dowel rod with a little timber platform nailed on top. Sticks it in the sand and shoots photos, then edits the stand out later. Voila! https://i.ibb.co/7YcXtHc/50-EC7-A83-A23-C-46-F7-8053-B88111-C7-B...