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by offshore1
Thu May 02, 2019 11:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sunny Garcia
Replies: 52
Views: 2947

Re: Sunny Garcia

Nice work bd.
by offshore1
Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2231819

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Speaking of crowd annoyance, front page on the local paper today, this area is among the 50 fastest growing places in the United States. The mayor and various others who were interviewed thought that was just about the greatest news ever

Kill me now.
by offshore1
Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:17 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2160
Views: 391618

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

He says it's constant . Just a matter of time before he got aids.
by offshore1
Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2160
Views: 391618

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

My wife would have no illusions whatsoever regarding my level of attraction to a house guest like shrug. I would pay dearly for my keen interest in shrug's towel coverage, but no cost would be too great. There are some things money can't buy.
by offshore1
Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The Coolangatta Gold 2019
Replies: 43
Views: 2753

Re: The Coolangatta Gold 2019

Cricket became a lot more interesting the minute GStQ's great uncle Major Tom cut off his leg.
Maybe Slater could do something like that.
by offshore1
Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:49 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: post your modern day sickness
Replies: 779
Views: 139324

Re: post your modern day sickness

What's the mustard for? Hotdogging?
by offshore1
Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:36 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lennox head number1 publicity agent
Replies: 69
Views: 10015

Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

You know Loof, every time you say regional dead shit you might as well walk down the street with a knotted hankie on your head and the words : I'm a clueless pommy adult learner desperately trying to compensate for my insecurities by social climbing and riding over priced fashion surfboards I'll ne...
by offshore1
Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:06 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Skin Cancer
Replies: 69
Views: 16753

Re: Skin Cancer

Good luck >55, cnut of a thing that comes with being a brine brother.
by offshore1
Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:17 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Sumba
Replies: 51
Views: 4119

Re: Sumba

Next Realsurf barbecue at Cranky's Bali hideaway.
by offshore1
Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:12 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2231819

Re: Where did you surf today ?

That's just unbelievable. Counter to almost every surf trip I've been on.
Where is everybody Cranked?
by offshore1
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!
Replies: 42
Views: 1998

Re: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!

Goddy's probably in bed asleep, dreaming of Byron Bay right now.
Wait till tomorrow morning, Greenwich Mean Time.
by offshore1
Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!
Replies: 42
Views: 1998

Re: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!

That's three foot Iggy scale with peachfuzz.
by offshore1
Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!
Replies: 42
Views: 1998

Re: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!

I reckon both GStQ and his countryman, two time TOTY title holder Lord Loofy, will agree with me on this, beneath the gruff veneer that the Realsurf Australian male presents to the world, there beats the sequined heart of an hysterical menstruating Mardi Gras drama queen. Every other day somebody he...
by offshore1
Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1762
Views: 236294

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Careful Nick, you'll overheat your abacus.
by offshore1
Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:33 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1762
Views: 236294

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

It's easier to visualize if you use nice big round comfortable numbers:

Let's say it was 3 sharks to 2 per year.

(3-2)/3 * 100

1/3 * 100

.33 * 100

= 33%
by offshore1
Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:15 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1762
Views: 236294

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Duck's an architect, not a bloody engineer.
by offshore1
Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2231819

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Bet he complimented you on your style.