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by offshore1
Mon Sep 30, 2019 12:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6793
Views: 727131

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Godsavethequeen should be seeing some huge surf on the way from cat 5 hurricane Lorenzo.
by offshore1
Sat Sep 28, 2019 11:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Momentum Generation
Replies: 22
Views: 2921

Re: Momentum Generation

Steve I'm not quite sure how to say this. I like your writing, always have, even when you're obviously phoning it in, deep in a rd3 recap on the Euro leg. Helped send you to Tahiti and think this is one of the best pieces of surf writing I've read. https://www.swellnet.com/news/swellnet-dispatch/20...
by offshore1
Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22237
Views: 2621313

Re: Where did you surf today ?

You're a lucky cnut Cranked.
by offshore1
Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22237
Views: 2621313

Re: Where did you surf today ?

You earth destroying carbon munching cretin.
by offshore1
Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6793
Views: 727131

Re: Just general surfing stuff

By the way, to be clear, post a picture of your surfboard, not your crotch.
by offshore1
Sat Sep 21, 2019 2:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6793
Views: 727131

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Bummer about Derek Hynd's house burning down hey Steve.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6793
Views: 727131

Re: Just general surfing stuff

It's just a bloody mess toots. Doesn't feel like surfing.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:23 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6793
Views: 727131

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Yeah, Gabriel is like an Olympic gymnast doing an impressive floor exercise routine.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6793
Views: 727131

Re: Just general surfing stuff

tootr wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:18 am
Umm, what contest is on?
Kelly's wave poo

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by offshore1
Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6793
Views: 727131

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I'm really not much of a fan of this particular connest. Sterile, industrial, ridged sameness. Monotonous, tbh. I'm done.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22237
Views: 2621313

Re: Where did you surf today ?

It's like instant karma but way more complicated.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:24 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22237
Views: 2621313

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I don't think so, entirely, I agree you have an arguable point but, my point is Cranked isn't doing anywhere near the carbon blotch a private jet would . So he needn't feel too guilty.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22237
Views: 2621313

Re: Where did you surf today ?

But the planes are going to fly anyway, aren't they?
It's not like you're flying over in your private jet, is it Cranked?
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Fiji tipping
Replies: 7
Views: 1978

Re: Fiji tipping

If he does a good job and you're happy with your experience, anywhere from 10 to 20 % of the bill is what I'd be thinking.
Unless, of course, the bill is so much that the tip is already factored in.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:38 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22237
Views: 2621313

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:42 pm
no no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.

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As long as it doesn't interfere with my outdoor batting I'm your man.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22237
Views: 2621313

Re: Where did you surf today ?

If any of Dirk's tasks at hand involve wanksocks I quit.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22237
Views: 2621313

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nah Cranked, I just sent him a resume.
I'm applying for a minion position.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22237
Views: 2621313

Re: Where did you surf today ?

There's Trevor scale, beanpole scale, Iggy scale, Hawaiian scale.


Then there's Loofy scale.

What's 15 - 20 feet when measured in the foetal position?