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by offshore1
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6413
Views: 619203

Re: Just general surfing stuff

tootr wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:18 am
Umm, what contest is on?
Kelly's wave poo

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by offshore1
Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6413
Views: 619203

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I'm really not much of a fan of this particular connest. Sterile, industrial, ridged sameness. Monotonous, tbh. I'm done.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

It's like instant karma but way more complicated.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:24 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I don't think so, entirely, I agree you have an arguable point but, my point is Cranked isn't doing anywhere near the carbon blotch a private jet would . So he needn't feel too guilty.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

But the planes are going to fly anyway, aren't they?
It's not like you're flying over in your private jet, is it Cranked?
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Fiji tipping
Replies: 7
Views: 1231

Re: Fiji tipping

If he does a good job and you're happy with your experience, anywhere from 10 to 20 % of the bill is what I'd be thinking.
Unless, of course, the bill is so much that the tip is already factored in.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:38 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:42 pm
no no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.

...
As long as it doesn't interfere with my outdoor batting I'm your man.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

If any of Dirk's tasks at hand involve wanksocks I quit.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nah Cranked, I just sent him a resume.
I'm applying for a minion position.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

There's Trevor scale, beanpole scale, Iggy scale, Hawaiian scale.


Then there's Loofy scale.

What's 15 - 20 feet when measured in the foetal position?
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:23 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

... Found myself on the ocean floor in about 15-20ft of water after screwing one up. I grabbed my brine brother Laird, who also had kooked the take off, and brought us both, gasping, to the surface, where we met Croissant, who heroically pulled us past the menacing shorey to the welcoming bosom of ...
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:15 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Well, he needs to get his hand off his surf knob quick smart.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

What brought you to the left coast, Nick?
Buying real estate?
by offshore1
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

^^^ broke out the trusty surf knobs did you?
by offshore1
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:13 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 370
Views: 88355

Re: skateboarding ...

Good point, uuh ... spring steel knees and ankles.
Cast iron falls more trippingly from the tongue though.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:16 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 370
Views: 88355

Re: skateboarding ...

Dude's got cast iron ankles and knees.
by offshore1
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:22 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Any Australians in the line up?
by offshore1
Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21760
Views: 2386106

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Dodged a bullet this time Cranked. Minimal effects, minor debris clean up.
I think where Trev is/was in Canada visiting his daughter, is getting hit now.