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by No Pants Lance
Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21615
Views: 2330164

Re: Where did you surf today ?

fcuk that drifty east swell thickened up and pushed a bit this arvo, reefs really focused it. and my god I blew fcuken doors. Forget that 60 year old false modesty. People were gasping at the vast gouts of spray I threw into the lower atmosphere. good on you old fella. i hadn't seen this local stre...
by No Pants Lance
Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21615
Views: 2330164

Re: Where did you surf today ?

The theory of metabolic rift is among the most dynamic perspectives in critical environmental surf/power studies today. There's this essay which argues that the problem with the metabolic rift perspective is not that it goes too far, but that it does not go far enough. I take a ‘use and transcend’ a...
by No Pants Lance
Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6002
Views: 588011

Re: Just general surfing stuff

see aj, that's why i have a question mark.

now i can put in meet Loofs @ 1620 opp maccas

and for the 8th i have aj @ gaspo, which is kinda funny if, nevermind.
by No Pants Lance
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:30 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21615
Views: 2330164

Re: Where did you surf today ?

he did, but copped a severe flogging from the kid's father for doing so. Like why would anyone, a full adult, threaten to punch a 13 year old kid in the surf. unacceptable. but you know, pressures of modern life. up to his balls in it, fewer surf opportunities, have a chat with him some time, "u ok ...
by No Pants Lance
Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21615
Views: 2330164

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I was in the middle. Nothing down south and up the top didn't look like much was happening. That's at The Bra. No one was staying on any of the peaks around there. I can safely say I haven't seen anyone get a decent wave at any beach around here today....and I looked at every beach. More people out...
by No Pants Lance
Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:19 pm
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Cloudbreak
Replies: 22
Views: 2362

Re: Cloudbreak

Loofs in a surf zone amongst surfers in bouyancy vests.

that's a pic i need to see.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21615
Views: 2330164

Re: Where did you surf today ?

sounds good Beans, Alba.
Lucky Al wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:10 pm
I like watching them too and marvelling at the cornucopia of surfing skill levels, styles and appurtenances.
i admit to having had to look it up, but still, that's a fancy way of saying pert arses, Al.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1820
Views: 245706

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

You and this guy both kinda dodged a bite eh? "A recent encounter at Walker island only a few weeks ago was unusual and noteworthy because it is evident that the shark wanted to do more than just "check the diver out". After speaking at length with the diver concerned, there are several important fa...
by No Pants Lance
Wed May 01, 2019 8:21 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sunny Garcia
Replies: 52
Views: 3646

Re: Sunny Garcia

aw shit. yeah, my bad.
i went hastily from the current, unspecified story on stab, to that one reporting the car incident a few years ago.
by No Pants Lance
Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sunny Garcia
Replies: 52
Views: 3646

Re: Sunny Garcia

if so, he clearly failed. if you can post to insta fr a hospital bed, yr doin' ok.

but, didn't he have a head on with a texting driver?
by No Pants Lance
Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:11 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21615
Views: 2330164

Re: Where did you surf today ?

5! yrs to the day i rocked up with beers on the point eh Shep after taking in Byron w the 'boo.
great time that was.
by No Pants Lance
Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:28 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: New Toy
Replies: 11
Views: 1905

Re: New Toy

yeah sweet, good price too!
though i'd prefer a rounded pin tail, for the aesthetic.

how would the cut off square differ in performance from a rounded pin?
by No Pants Lance
Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2160
Views: 399943

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

the prefect solution to my occassional tinitus is dancing close to the bass bin in a club.
the top ends, extraneously, cause the ears ring a bit for a few hours after, but thanks to the bowel shuddering power of bass, next day, gone!.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2160
Views: 399943

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

80 - 90% ear bockage!
fcuken 'ell, that's near deaf in my books.

though i'd be more concerned about what's going on between them.
by No Pants Lance
Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2160
Views: 399943

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

sorry to hear, that's no good.
by No Pants Lance
Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21615
Views: 2330164

Re: Where did you surf today ?

personal stuff still consuming eh Nick? (no need to answer here).


beans; we all know the water's been warm.
we all know the swell kicked.
we all know you drive drive down, get a park, have a swim, have a paddle, have a drink later, cook a meal, eat a meal, out.
by No Pants Lance
Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6002
Views: 588011

Re: Just general surfing stuff

love emoji.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where's Roy dissappeared to ?
Replies: 4
Views: 774

Re: Where's Roy dissappeared to ?

Where's Kreepy Krawly?

I might leave some cheese out for Purple P, and I wonder what Karlos is laughing at these days.