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by No Pants Lance
Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 356008

Re: Just general surfing stuff

wow, so, Steve's like the Caitlin Johntsone of surf journalissm, and reg is a dog. fuq!
by No Pants Lance
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:14 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 356008

Re: Just general surfing stuff

i've only seen what they showed on the news last night. the prom queen and the girl with the alliterative name. hypnotising clip of them poised crouched, viscerating drip feed simulacrum, in the context of this new phenomena of the wsl, seemed very otherwordly. there's something black mirroresque ab...
by No Pants Lance
Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

last time we had these conditions, Nick copped man flu.
just saying.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:01 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

i pulled up at Bronte on the way past and there was a gaggle of local lads gathered on the hill eweing and ohhing at monster sets unloading way south off the reef. one suited up and ran down, i lost sight of him, i left and as i drove drive up past Maccas i slowed and looked over and saw a tiny blac...
by No Pants Lance
Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:46 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

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by No Pants Lance
Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: surfing girlfriends/boyfriends
Replies: 60
Views: 9034

Re: surfing girlfriends/boyfriends

this thread's sik.
by No Pants Lance
Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:06 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 240
Views: 22378

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Boomers Reprezent'n The Revolution!

How snappy is the cnut?. Doesn't take long for him to blow his fuse, pointing finger, what an ill mannered obnoxious fcuking bully.

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal ... 4zu0u.html
by No Pants Lance
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:12 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

it looked like it was taken at Ben Buckler last week.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Vasiliev? Fake news.
by No Pants Lance
Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Splenda had nothing on Bondi today. (as far as social/cultural/physical engagement goes) Bruegel would have been in his element. Ice skating, ferris wheels, junk foods, health foods, dogs, birds, buskers, skaters, whale watchers, joggers, gym bro' ponces, sikh families, Korean accountants, veiled we...
by No Pants Lance
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 240
Views: 22378

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

a little under a year ago i was at a retreat on the north coast of Bali. I'd join a few guests in sunset walks along a shit strewn with rubbish - nappies, cow dung, plastics of all manner - shoreline, to the western point to view, over a distant power station, what they considered a spectacular suns...
by No Pants Lance
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:12 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 240
Views: 22378

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

i see over wrought colourisation, plastic chairs and sterile food.
by No Pants Lance
Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Waves you've seen but never ridden.
Replies: 19
Views: 1892

Re: Waves you've seen but never ridden.

Putney Boat ramp, low tide, after a west bound River Cat
by No Pants Lance
Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Currently there are 18 "guests" looking in here. Often times, scores of 'em.
You really think they're loggin' in from China to read this shit.
by No Pants Lance
Fri Jul 20, 2018 6:51 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

journalism (read surf forescasting) 101:

someone tells you it's raining outside.
someone else says it's fine and sunny.

what do you do?
report that it's both?
no.



you stick you're fcukin head out of the window and tell it like it is.
by No Pants Lance
Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

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by No Pants Lance
Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Confection.
by No Pants Lance
Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1679076

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I'd use killahertz to measure what you experienced out at The Bukit earlier Crank'd. ie: it'd kill me or hurt me bad. @beans; "a couple of people said" ... what did you think? I'd rate last thurs/fri eve as "as good as ..." Had a look around midday today, it looked awfully good, but i was undernouri...