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by No Pants Lance
Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:38 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6499
Views: 643395

Re: Just general surfing stuff

oh don;t be so hard on 'im.
despite our 10 yrs diff, we're brothers from another mutha. he got the mandarin complexion, i got the strong latte.
look at us side by side some time.
by No Pants Lance
Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6499
Views: 643395

Re: Just general surfing stuff

how's this rate for an ol' cnut GeeEss? managed over about 3 hrs last fri night/sat am. the distance is a return cycle. the steps on a dancefloor. fcuked if i can understand the flights measured. i wasn;t high. maybe the sea level rise up to oxford st and back had something to do with it. https://i....
by No Pants Lance
Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21840
Views: 2444841

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Why the Bra? Bondage would've been bigger, wouldn't it? i saw both throughout the day. while working. bondi seemed best on the higher tide later this arvo, 'bra on the lower just before midday 'bra was bigger in the nth corner then. when i came home from the steam room, mid bondi looked pretty fcuk...
by No Pants Lance
Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21840
Views: 2444841

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I’m down there now.
by No Pants Lance
Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:22 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6499
Views: 643395

Re: Just general surfing stuff

wot Braithy said .." ..." wow, so much to unpack there. surfing 'n all. I get that. We're years apart, yet I stoopidly, churlishly, shittily resent the same observations,but wh am i to do so? It’s a strange kind of cyborg who keeps ploughing the same ol furrow for 35 years without questioning anythi...
by No Pants Lance
Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21840
Views: 2444841

Re: Where did you surf today ?

fcuk that drifty east swell thickened up and pushed a bit this arvo, reefs really focused it. and my god I blew fcuken doors. Forget that 60 year old false modesty. People were gasping at the vast gouts of spray I threw into the lower atmosphere. good on you old fella. i hadn't seen this local stre...
by No Pants Lance
Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21840
Views: 2444841

Re: Where did you surf today ?

The theory of metabolic rift is among the most dynamic perspectives in critical environmental surf/power studies today. There's this essay which argues that the problem with the metabolic rift perspective is not that it goes too far, but that it does not go far enough. I take a ‘use and transcend’ a...
by No Pants Lance
Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6499
Views: 643395

Re: Just general surfing stuff

see aj, that's why i have a question mark.

now i can put in meet Loofs @ 1620 opp maccas

and for the 8th i have aj @ gaspo, which is kinda funny if, nevermind.
by No Pants Lance
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:30 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21840
Views: 2444841

Re: Where did you surf today ?

he did, but copped a severe flogging from the kid's father for doing so. Like why would anyone, a full adult, threaten to punch a 13 year old kid in the surf. unacceptable. but you know, pressures of modern life. up to his balls in it, fewer surf opportunities, have a chat with him some time, "u ok ...
by No Pants Lance
Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21840
Views: 2444841

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I was in the middle. Nothing down south and up the top didn't look like much was happening. That's at The Bra. No one was staying on any of the peaks around there. I can safely say I haven't seen anyone get a decent wave at any beach around here today....and I looked at every beach. More people out...
by No Pants Lance
Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:19 pm
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Cloudbreak
Replies: 22
Views: 2772

Re: Cloudbreak

Loofs in a surf zone amongst surfers in bouyancy vests.

that's a pic i need to see.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21840
Views: 2444841

Re: Where did you surf today ?

sounds good Beans, Alba.
Lucky Al wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:10 pm
I like watching them too and marvelling at the cornucopia of surfing skill levels, styles and appurtenances.
i admit to having had to look it up, but still, that's a fancy way of saying pert arses, Al.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1877
Views: 260372

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

You and this guy both kinda dodged a bite eh? "A recent encounter at Walker island only a few weeks ago was unusual and noteworthy because it is evident that the shark wanted to do more than just "check the diver out". After speaking at length with the diver concerned, there are several important fa...
by No Pants Lance
Wed May 01, 2019 8:21 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sunny Garcia
Replies: 52
Views: 4558

Re: Sunny Garcia

aw shit. yeah, my bad.
i went hastily from the current, unspecified story on stab, to that one reporting the car incident a few years ago.
by No Pants Lance
Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sunny Garcia
Replies: 52
Views: 4558

Re: Sunny Garcia

if so, he clearly failed. if you can post to insta fr a hospital bed, yr doin' ok.

but, didn't he have a head on with a texting driver?
by No Pants Lance
Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:11 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21840
Views: 2444841

Re: Where did you surf today ?

5! yrs to the day i rocked up with beers on the point eh Shep after taking in Byron w the 'boo.
great time that was.
by No Pants Lance
Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:28 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: New Toy
Replies: 11
Views: 2297

Re: New Toy

yeah sweet, good price too!
though i'd prefer a rounded pin tail, for the aesthetic.

how would the cut off square differ in performance from a rounded pin?
by No Pants Lance
Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2160
Views: 410213

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

the prefect solution to my occassional tinitus is dancing close to the bass bin in a club.
the top ends, extraneously, cause the ears ring a bit for a few hours after, but thanks to the bowel shuddering power of bass, next day, gone!.