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by black duck
Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:19 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bells Beach
Replies: 204
Views: 2832

Re: Bells Beach

lol
by black duck
Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19792
Views: 2071537

Re: Where did you surf today ?

The late surf this arvo was tragic. Prolly 20 out, slow fading swell so not many waves, nor east wind which was cross off but the swell was so slow we were all sitting around like ducks in a pond. The mal riders were being greedy and paddling for everything, as usual. Fcuking hipster mal dudes every...
by black duck
Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19792
Views: 2071537

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Bumped up nicely down south this morning. Swell has a bit of grunt and glassed off once the morning sickness disappeared. Turned to shit right on the cusp of high tide though and the nor easter is now up.
by black duck
Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19792
Views: 2071537

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Out the front. No banks. Everywhere crowded like christmas holidays, people, just people, leaving their dog shit baggies on the track, you fcuking low life retards. Why bag it then dump it on the track? Cleaned up sub human's mess. Anyway, managed to get 3 or 4 that decided not to close out. even ma...
by black duck
Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:12 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Sumba
Replies: 51
Views: 2884

Re: Sumba

Beanpole wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:07 pm
Sounds like about at my skill level these days. Keen for a few low key surf jaunts in the next year.
Go hard beany, don't go soft cock. Go to the telos, ment's end. Good waves there. Keep your heart pumping.
by black duck
Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19792
Views: 2071537

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Had a couple of waves today. They were good. Think i kooked them somewhat, but they were still good.
by black duck
Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:57 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5285
Views: 489658

Re: Just general surfing stuff

The Mighty Sunbird wrote:
Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:15 pm
Cmon duck, spill the fuschia beans. Some mates are already booked at Vanimo so it’s there or nowhere
Jesus Lats, let me finish my dinner.
I'm going to flick over to just stuff with the Vanimo review. See you there.
by black duck
Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5285
Views: 489658

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I’m thinking of going to Vanimo resort in png. Anyone been? Waves look alright and culture looks interesting. And they claim not crowded https://www.vanimosurflodge.com/gallery/?gallery=0Byby-VRhYOwyWWdJSUJGMUlsWDA I’ve been. Wouldn’t recommend. Better spots in PNG according to a mate that’s been t...
by black duck
Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375855

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

When mrs duck wanted me to teach the ducklings to surf I was diligent about it for a while and they feined interest in it for a bit. It usually led to me jumping on a coolite or longboard after their feined interest and surfing while they played in the shorey. On another note, shrug just left the ba...
by black duck
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375855

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

godsavethequeen wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:39 pm
Slightly before my time I think. They do put them on kids' suits still, which is an absolute fuschia godsend when you've got three of them to wrangle
Do all your offspring surf GStQ?
by black duck
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375855

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Do you remember when ankle zips were the norm on wetsuits? Fcuking wetsuit material was so stiff ankle zips were standard on steamers. Early to mid 80s from memory. I was quite fond of them.
by black duck
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375855

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

godsavethequeen wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:13 pm
comically short arms and enormous feet by the sounds of it. I've never considered this before but perhaps he is an actual duck
They are called wings GStQ.
by black duck
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:25 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375855

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

You, my good sir, should be aware that my so called t-rex arms are Gowings standard length. Neither shorter nor longer. You obviously have no flexibility or technique available, so the easy task of removing a wetsuit becomes difficult. You and shearer should team up in the carpark so you can help ea...
by black duck
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375855

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Annoying to get in and out of? Let’s examine that for a moment or two. We are talking 3/2 steamers here, let’s be clear, although 4/3s and even 5/4s can join the fray. The most difficult component of releasing oneself from a steamer has nothing to do with chest zip or back zip, it’s the fcuking legs...
by black duck
Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375855

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

DID YOU HEAR THAT, LURKING CORPOS? NO MORE fuschia CHEST ZIPS. THE PEOPLE* HAVE SPOKEN * Not all of them, obvs, but enough. You can offload your suddenly redundant stock of chest zips to those thick necked mutants in Perth Mildly retarded people always struggle with front zips, often their fly’s ar...
by black duck
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The Coolangatta Gold 2019
Replies: 43
Views: 1668

Re: The Coolangatta Gold 2019

From the camera view, Slater out surfed Wright and Crisanto. Judging is fcuking weird.
by black duck
Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19792
Views: 2071537

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Swell's kicked up over the last few of hours down south. Easy double overhead now at a few spots and the beaches are maxed out. Blue sky and westerly breeze is making it look lovely.
by black duck
Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:15 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Ears
Replies: 71
Views: 6847

Re: Ears

Like you've been made from parts.