RealSurf Surfers' Forum

Rip the nets down and kill all the sharks. Problem solved.

One Mile Point wrote:I reckon someone realsurf sap will break a leg

Here's hoping it's you fu(kwit! I hope you trip and break you neck going to buy a magnum, with your pocket money at the cornerstore.

Oi turd are you takin the banana out today? I'm headin down to suckrock in bout an hour.

Aqua Turd wrote:damn straight utah, but the tow ins that day were slightly more memorable.
still, cheers to chookie for good times!

She was a good sport! The tow-ins were epic that day, it was extreme!

I think Banana surfing might really catch on. Its looks heaps tougher than riding a piece of foam like those kook boadyboarders do. This is the next fu(kin craze


No doubt youd score a fair bit of skirt riding a banana aye turd

Is this what your on about turd?

dammit__01 wrote:wtf is bannana riding? i thought it was that bannana thing that u hang off the end of a boat???

Heres me riding a banana in Maui[/list]

I've got a sixth sense. I was out a suck rock the other arvo and I got the feelin that there was osmethin out there, I just had this feelin ya know. Sure enough about 2 minutes later I felt this sharp pain in me leg and as I look down there was a 10 foot wobbygong attached to me leg, farkin nuts.

I'd drop in on your fu(kin head waterman!

What i don't get is why guys can't understand this simple concept: if you are nice to girls (consistantly) then it will come back to you tenfold. Why is that so difficult to put into practice? Chookie xox [Aqua Turd wrote: [Utah: chookie's coming ova for rO*ts and then we gonna take out the tinny t...

Wanto, get back up ya tree, you have no idea. What the 'nulla locals need to do is back it up, get out there tonight & have a welcoming commitee for anyone who wants to start shyte & for as long as it takes to rid the beach of vermin. Trust me, it will take a lot of persuasion to rid your beach of ...

because obvisouly u do read my comments,,, why write bak 2 them 2 give me more 2 say if u dont wanna hear it? fool I can't read your comments... yes Real Deal you are pretty hard to understand - and that's because you're a sub-literate chimp. Here's an idea: how about you go and learn how to spell ...

The point is fu(king sick!

Kill em all.

Whatever kook

I love it

Its coming on Saturday get ready lads its going to be fu(kin huge