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reginald wrote:Another troll. Why do they all come out at christmas?

If your refering to me I'm actualy here quite often I just don't bother commenting much anymore because,well look at your comment,ha,why would anyone want to comunicate with that?

the smell,the touch,the taste,the sound and the sight of the ocean all come together as a smorgasboard of erotic sensation.It makes my fins go hard....

However, considering that there are numerous local councils and shires in Sydney it seems to me to be the epitome of smugness and general wankerism to call your local area THE Shire. I was born and raised there and never even heard the expression 'the shire' or 'God's country' or whatever until i w...

Well its obvious that fins are pointy so without them surfing is obviously pointless.But seriously you should see what the kids are doing on those Alaia things up at Noosa during festival time.All knockers of finless would eat their words very quickly....

G'day Nick,you gave me a book once.I asked you what it was like and you said here read it.It was"The Right Stuff "by Thomas Wolf.Do you remember?I've enjoyed reading your posts and just wanted to say SEE YA.

Spotty,"you're a moron"GIVE YOUR SELF AN UPPERCUT,fool.

One of my mates got gutted by his fin from pulling in to close outs.I personaly have snapped the nose of a board off with the back of my head and put my teeth through my bottom lip getting smacked with a rail.So I disagree with using close outs for practise.Re-entrys are good on close outs.I cant re...

In response to jet01's comment1)I did rate my beach.2)I have lived 3 minnutes walk from the sand for over 40 years.3)I do have parking problems because half the GAY kooks that drive to the beach are selfish pricks that take more than their fair share of space and 4)I had hoped that the remark about ...

Maroubra is "SHIT"and all those guys that park on the hill at the nth end are "GAY".

thank you Roy.

What's so displacing about these so called displacement hull boards. :? Any board/hull will displace water to some degree. :idea: In shipping water displacement is used to determine minimum ballast and maximum loading of a vessle 8) but untill recently that's the only time I've heard of it. :?: Even...

You still got em ?If you have I'm keen.

( I actualy had to do some work then).So back to story,Joey sat up imediatly and mick got the wave the crowed went wild hoots and hollers and wistles and then the hooter.Mick won on that wave and nothing much was said about the incident.I think the unwritten rule here was dont try to intimidate some...

I remember at bells in the early 80's one mike newling and joey burran in a semi mike needed a wave an there were'nt many to be had it was only about1-2ft Joey paddled mick way inside and when a wave finally arived they both had to paddle away from the point back to the takeoff Joey paddled right up...

I saw a chick down the beach today with a displacement ass,man the ratio must'a been about 70:30 ass to body and limbs...

Sounds like Nicks got a best seller.Congratt's buddy.Time to call your publisher and demand a reprint....

There was a seal out the middle of maroubra last friday at about lunch time.He had a whole school of salmon to him self (lucky bugger).He hung around for about half an hour or so and was last seen traveling north laying on his back waving one flipper in the air (bloody showoff).

Heaven and Hell are both here on earth !..Its up to you where you wish to reside.