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offshore1 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:37 am

Does furious wanking help?
asking for a friend.

Curious about furious ... by this are you inferring extremely angry wanking or violently intense wanking ?

Asking for a friend.

Cranked wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:28 pm

Have you been to a physiotherapist Beanie?

You spelt Pissyoldtherapist wrong.

Coming to a beach near you ... The WSL Carpark Invitational.

Sponsored by old guys who regret not buying that realestate.

#backintheday

Who in their right mind would shape a twinnie with lots of rocker ... a proper good twin should have minimal rocker.

And no ... thats not mini-mal rocker !

So the Tulla Tub has a bit of a dilemma apparently, as the current pumps, filters etc aren't up to spec for chlorine and the Government wants them to upgrade the equipment ... whoops.

the guy I used to get my boards from. What’s the back story on this? Why did you stop getting board off him? Maybe "the guy" put useless channels in em ... ? Someone needs to point out to GSTQ that while English channels might seem useless, Australian ones on the other hand are quite functional.

Ha ha people suddenly having kittens over the Rules They thought about whether it applied here and decided it didn't quite get there because the consequences were not "of a serious nature", ie nobody got hurt. I thought, this is a bit like a professional soccer foul, maybe a yellow card but not a r...

Interesting ... 171.11 Serious Unsportsmanlike Interference If the Discipline Director and Commissioner’s Office determine that an interference during an Event was intentional, unsportsmanlike and of a serious nature, notwithstanding any penalty available under Article 188 (which may include suspens...

tootr wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:26 pm

So what happened to Mikey Wright? He was all over the place earlier in the year.

Injured apparently ... seems to run in the family.

Cronulla is a hoax ... perpetuated by envy.

Great spot for riots though.

Tell us you're Goofy, Nick ...

And it comes in Goofy and Natural ...

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:31 pm

Ever measured your surfboard? I bet it isn’t actually what you think it is.

Don't start !

If thats the case. there certainly needs to be an investigation.

We're heading back next year ... its a great place. Good surf, fishing and great people.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:26 am

Just like last year September starts off like the March we never had.

Don't blow ya wad too soon ... its still August.

Haha ... Carroll can't even thread bomb properly !

#beanpoletoo