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Its been 5 weeks since the melodrama of melanoma removal and repair, so I'm now good to go again ... I've even got a nice new shooter sitting patiently and awaiting to be baptised.

And one of those kids you saved grew up to be Kim Jong Un ... look what you've done now Cranky !

Forget about NC's clickbait for a minute and focus on Plomer Rd. The motion that was passed by council was to seal the road up to Big Hill, as thats where the national park begins. So firstly, its not getting sealed all the way to Point Plomer. Almost half the road (5.6km) from Crescent to Big Hill ...

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:00 am

Gentle wave that’s never ending. Boring.

But surely there'd be a rippable bowl to take the highline ?

Sure is. But crescent heads ain’t one of them. The tedium levels of it are off the richter Here's a couple of shots from a few years back and yeah ... looks fun to me too. https://scontent.fbne5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15167651_1702496273400793_1799443310615581664_o.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_eui2=AeGgM...

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:13 pm

Lemme guess. Your on the way to crescennt headzzzzzzz zzzz zzzz zzz zzz zz zz zzzz

Theres a stack of good waves around that area.

crabmeat - surviving on the scraps of data ponced off the blokes you dole out wristies to will inevitably restrict a man's online footprint but if anyone can find a way, crabmeat will Maybe the Brainwave has gone on a quest to find and rescue the Golden TOTY ... aka Longtard. Or gone on a quest wit...

Had a fun wave out the front today. Head high lefts and rights breaking into about two foot of water. Fair bit of push to it and only one other guy out at my bank. I fu cking love the Goldy on days like these. It was shitty earlier, so I went out for a late morning. Snagged a few before getting att...

Twas the night before Christmas
Nnngggrrrrr mandaween ........

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:44 am

WSL putting womens surfing back 10 years by getting them to surf this demo heat

Agreed ... and I'm a big fan of the girls tour, but thats not helping anyone.

A legends heat would have been the better option.

saltman wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:41 am

Nice and clean early today
But low tide meant a lot of dredging close outs

Good waves early, south of the border.

saltman wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:03 pm

maybe tomorrow will be better

Its rumoured so ... but those east winds may stymie the stoke.

Is your thumb getting better? It is mate. Pretty much back to normal, a bit of scar tissue but the feeling has returned. Doctors have perfected a new procedure where they can replace a damaged thumb with the patients penis ... and seeing as you have a 3 and 6 year old running amok, its not like you...

Remember that massive tard from Lennox who disappeared ... yeah there wasn't a shark involved in that either.

Beerfan wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:36 am

So what's the new venture?

Fleecing kooks.

There's heaps of coverage on todays smorgasbord of surfing, but 7 world titles is arguably the most newsworthy. Kai Lenny's lunacy and Keala Kennelly massive balls just happened to be overshadowed by Steph Gilmore's achievement.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:24 pm

Just paying Jimmys clever and pointed retort yuke hunt.

Fine ... but its a slippery slope, Steven. Those emoji's can destroy lives.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:08 pm

For fucks sake, have you turned into Trev ?