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steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 06, 2021 7:38 am

stick it back on ice cuz.

Methamphetamine ?

Hawaiian authorities have placed a ban on surfing competitions, so Sunset has beed cancelled. The Steamer Lane comp has been postponed due to the Rona ... and Bells is on very shaky ground. So much for competitive surfing making a comeback in 2021. The Curl and Surfing Australia could still run a Be...

jimmy wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:43 pm

Would you expect anything else from Roy?

Absolutely not.

jimmy wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:24 pm

I’m friends with him on FB

https://www.facebook.com/roy.stuart.12

Full blown conspiritard by the looks of it ... Pete Evans has him on speed dial.

Softboard technology is where you need to be looking for answers ... traditional foam and fibreglass isn't.

So with the advent of HIRT is interval training like HIIT considered unfashionable now ?

We should ask Pete Evans, he'd be in the know for sure.

I've come up with a viable method of dealing with these c u nts. First we record all of Beanpoles posts and play them back on a continuous loop through underwater speakers. The vast majority of sharks will simply f u ck off, but the few that remain will be dazed and confused ... and here's were Iggy...

What about a monocycle ?

Drailed wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:19 pm

Sharky as fccck Steve. Be careful

Indeed, but then again ... its sharky as fuck everywhere up here !

Casuarina apparently. There's a resident tiger shark that hangs around the reef and cruises up and down the beach, but the attack was reportedly a great white ... not a lot of info coming through as yet, but Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaak !

How long is that fin-box in the Phil Myers ?

Okay, so segueing slightly, but remaining in the realm of surf tours ... what about the surf travel companies, how are they going to fare? I was contemplating World Surfaris in particular, who must be in a world of pain right now. Considering all their income is derived from surf and ski packages wh...

Panther piss yuke, a bloke should know better than drink rum out of a fancy bottle. No Larry, this is good stuff, the real McCoy so to speak. All the way from St Kitts in the Caribbean and rarer than sunstroke in a pandemic. There's a Rum Bar (not to be confused with the dance) at the Breakfast Cre...

Trev wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:40 pm

Nationals.
Not nearly as crowded as i expected.

The longboard festival is on ... we're you giving head-dip tips ?

Kirra aka Brown Town ... https://scontent.fbne5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/86612085_2473348669648879_7591231554672656384_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=Z_J43JSJc1AAX-b_CMp&_nc_ht=scontent.fbne5-1.fna&oh=8e26b2d0958ad2eaa1557ce7c5af32c3&oe=5EC39228 https://scontent.fbne5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/86187128_24...

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:37 am

Does furious wanking help?
asking for a friend.

Curious about furious ... by this are you inferring extremely angry wanking or violently intense wanking ?

Asking for a friend.

Cranked wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:28 pm

Have you been to a physiotherapist Beanie?

You spelt Pissyoldtherapist wrong.