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Beanpole wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:57 am

celebrate being 62.

And don't forget your surfboard like this fella did ...

Stevepole Beanshearer

Drailed wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:27 am

Allow $40 per day if you dont take em.

Stone the flamin crows, that equates to 8+ beers per day.

Its a surfing trip, not Ibiza.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:10 am

what do I need to pay to get into Indo Cranked?

Just your dignity ?

The secret is not overdoing it at the beginning, set the bar low and slowly increase as you get more confident ... so maybe start with one segment of mandarine after each rep.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:32 pm

ain't got time for that Yuke.

Ya always gots the time, if its managed proper like.

God speed ... take photo's for us aye ... and write the the good words.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:41 pm

Just got some from a lovely hipster boy and girl at surf shop in Byron, the old Maddog factory.
Buck a throw.

Butt-fucked by a hipster. You didn't think of trying a fastenings shop ? You know, people who specialise in fastenings ?

Heaps cheaper, and higher quality than surf shop produce.

How did the hog get that gig? he started out as a surf coach with some high end clients. The wife of the owner of google is an avid surfer and surfs regularly with natasha ziff. she introduced hog to Mrs Ziff. Hog goes on all kinds of exotic trips on the royal google charter boat, some 250mil monst...

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:59 pm

hahahahhahahahaha.

Don't fucken laugh, you'll be next, and they won't be pussyfooting around with the sorefoot solution ... they'll be sending in the gatekeepers to sort you out.

Who the frock is Cedric the Albatross ?

If I'm not mistaken, Air Asia also charges for boards ... and anything else you require during a flight.

The lengthy layovers at KL are a killer too.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:28 pm

no need for malaria meds is there?

I like how the Brainwave states that "its still in the plastic" ... as if he hasn't rubbed his cock all over the thing.

tootr wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:39 pm

Pulled out of the next event apparently.

Joking right ?

Earlier this morning I tuned into the Lame-or Bathtub Classic, just in time to catch Sorefoot Slater catch a couple. It appeared (to me) that his right-hander was slightly larger and crisper than some of the other waves I'd seen ridden. After returning from a quick dawn patrol, it would now appear t...

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:05 pm

took off on a peak that dredged