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Why is Shearer so obsessed with colour?

Nup. Was that remiss of me?

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:15 pm

colour?

Ha! No idea!

Like the one Carroll lent me - 5'10" reverse-vee.

Anyone going to Torquay? MC just emailed me - my board's ready.

I've chatted to a bunch of Irish or Poms who are mostly beginners. One bloke said, "I just bought this board yesterday." "What is it?", I asked. "A JS Blak Box". He'd been surfing for 6 months. Tell you what, though, for 6 months, he went okay. One was from Bondi. I reckon there's a bunch driving do...

You can also go into the hills and have a wank.

Drailed wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:06 am

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:15 am

Garie features a special type of fùckwit. None of them are local ( unless they’re living in one of the shanties ) but many act like they are.

Lol, yep.

Poms from Bondi, loof.

Yesterday, one guy said to me, "I think it's quite offshore". Uh, yes, it is.

Garie yesterday. Fun 2-3' right and lefts but fcuk me, so many old blokes! Old blokes are the worst. They always look angry and resentful and mean-spirited and with a soupçon of aggression.

Except me. I'm great.

Back in my day, a six foot wave stayed a six foot wave until the bitter end. That's when waves had gumption and resilience. These soft-cock millennial waves break at six foot and immediately start diminishing until they're all frightened and small by the time they get to the sand.

Bondi’s got nothing much going for it. It’s a product of the worst absence of environmental planning in history. It’s garlanded by sewerage outlets to the north and to the south, and every time the rain tries to wash the beach into the sea the Council get their bulldozer out and fixes things up. If...

GasPo. With Bow, Elmo and Ben. We're on first, so about 7ish, I think.

Lucky Al wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:30 pm

mate, i want to hang with you, aj! i want to see your band. let me see, maybe in a week or two? my grandfather's just passed so i'll be coming back.

Sorry to hear that, Al. Playing on the 8th, if you’re around.

Lucky Al wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:07 pm

anyway i'm on to space oddity now and there's nothing i can do. see you dudes down there!

When are you back out, Al? I’ve just cracked a can of Willie the Boatman’s Albo corn ale. Then heading off to see the Dusty Ravens.

Now there's an idea, I'l just but XXXL condoms and wear them.

Finally, soccer season has finished, and the southerly comes in.

Self-yewwing. To the surf court. Wyre presiding. He's known as the hanging judge.

Very mini! Ammiright?