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by ajohnsen
Sat Sep 21, 2019 11:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Why is Shearer so obsessed with colour?
by ajohnsen
Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:54 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Nup. Was that remiss of me?
by ajohnsen
Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:35 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

steve shearer wrote:
Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:15 pm
colour?
Ha! No idea!
by ajohnsen
Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Like the one Carroll lent me - 5'10" reverse-vee.
by ajohnsen
Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Anyone going to Torquay? MC just emailed me - my board's ready.
by ajohnsen
Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:09 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341148

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I've chatted to a bunch of Irish or Poms who are mostly beginners. One bloke said, "I just bought this board yesterday." "What is it?", I asked. "A JS Blak Box". He'd been surfing for 6 months. Tell you what, though, for 6 months, he went okay. One was from Bondi. I reckon there's a bunch driving do...
by ajohnsen
Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341148

Re: Where did you surf today ?

You can also go into the hills and have a wank.
by ajohnsen
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:12 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341148

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Drailed wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:06 am
Hatchnam wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:15 am
Garie features a special type of fùckwit. None of them are local ( unless they’re living in one of the shanties ) but many act like they are.
Lol, yep.
Poms from Bondi, loof.

Yesterday, one guy said to me, "I think it's quite offshore". Uh, yes, it is.
by ajohnsen
Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341148

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Garie yesterday. Fun 2-3' right and lefts but fcuk me, so many old blokes! Old blokes are the worst. They always look angry and resentful and mean-spirited and with a soupçon of aggression.

Except me. I'm great.
by ajohnsen
Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:55 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341148

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Back in my day, a six foot wave stayed a six foot wave until the bitter end. That's when waves had gumption and resilience. These soft-cock millennial waves break at six foot and immediately start diminishing until they're all frightened and small by the time they get to the sand.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Bondi’s got nothing much going for it. It’s a product of the worst absence of environmental planning in history. It’s garlanded by sewerage outlets to the north and to the south, and every time the rain tries to wash the beach into the sea the Council get their bulldozer out and fixes things up. If...
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

GasPo. With Bow, Elmo and Ben. We're on first, so about 7ish, I think.
by ajohnsen
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Lucky Al wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:30 pm
mate, i want to hang with you, aj! i want to see your band. let me see, maybe in a week or two? my grandfather's just passed so i'll be coming back.
Sorry to hear that, Al. Playing on the 8th, if you’re around.
by ajohnsen
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:12 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Lucky Al wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:07 pm
anyway i'm on to space oddity now and there's nothing i can do. see you dudes down there!
When are you back out, Al? I’ve just cracked a can of Willie the Boatman’s Albo corn ale. Then heading off to see the Dusty Ravens.
by ajohnsen
Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:55 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6135
Views: 593645

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Now there's an idea, I'l just but XXXL condoms and wear them.
by ajohnsen
Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341148

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Finally, soccer season has finished, and the southerly comes in.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341148

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Self-yewwing. To the surf court. Wyre presiding. He's known as the hanging judge.
by ajohnsen
Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341148

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Very mini! Ammiright?