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Anyone surfed third eye open?

On the subject of midgets, anyone been headbutted by one? Was told it is quite an ethereal experience... buff brad? Pompom , as I've continued to maintain it's a toss off between you and Lateranus as to whom is the biggest weirdo on here. quote] Learn how to spell buffwit. I shall always fly my fre...

On the subject of midgets, anyone been headbutted by one? Was told it is quite an ethereal experience... buff brad? Pompom , as I've continued to maintain it's a toss off between you and Lateranus as to whom is the biggest weirdo on here. quote] Learn how to spell buffwit. I shall always fly my fre...

Nick Carroll wrote:

prosurfer wrote:Ive been sponsored by Rip Curl and Quicksilver.

You outrageous LIAR. As if anybody who's been sponsored by Quiksilver would ever spell the company's name incorrectly.

I'm sponsird by quiksliver. My EDDIE WOULD GO tshirt proves it!

Past 2 electronic keys (subaru, mazda) have just gone to any key cutting joint. 6 bucks or so. They say 'it won't start the car' I say 'I know its for the door'.

Oh.... and "Raining Blood" by Slayer!

yeah it is simple.
Call Richards surf in newcastle. Tell em you want to talk with Mark about getting a custom twinnie. Or ask his mum when he will be in the shop.
Put in order.
Wait.
Get perfect board.

I liked the article too and have expected it to pop up since the 'incident' took place. What I found interesting was that an unsolicited sex act happened to a guy - and the whole world turns upside down. I'd be pretty sure many a girl has had this sort of thing happen over the years of debauchery t...

Well the surf certainly doesn't pity us. Took an absolute thrashing this morning. Low tide, only about 4 foot, mostly closing out but a few makeable sandy barrels. Took 3 sets on the head and came up seeing those nice flourescent orange donuts that tell me my my brain is starved of oxygen. My arms w...

Why do you need to measure waves anyway? only so you can tell people who werent there to see it Yesterday I am walking home from a surf and a guy checking the line up asks how big is it is - I say take a look The wave is what it is when you ride it, and if no one else sees you who cares :roll: But ...

another masterpiece of non surfing gay gronkation. I can spell I think I know my way around a pun and I dont need gronks pointing out to me what I have written. Sorta stupid if you think about it. Are you pissed or what? gronk! 8) Oh yeah. I don't surf weekends. Too many kooks about... especially I ...

Sweet!

Likeable rogue (from a distance) vs pretentious gay boy repressed who obviously can't surf.......

keyboards at 20 paces!

insults regarding intelligence and sexual activities!!


Get in the ring boys.

Kelly Slater is the best surfer on earth.

Apart from me.

3 fins good.
2 fins better.
Stop pissing about and get yer MR twinnie.
I will promote these things to the grave, simply because they are that bloody good.

Awesome.
I am winning and have no memory of having put my tips in! Must have been given all the home games?
Kool Keith is acutally my real name......

....anyway ive been watching heaps of ultimate fighter on the cable tele lately, i was so upset about his absolute blatant act his darn you vibe ... i ended up calling him into the beach.. tell me about it mate...ive been watching it for a while now and im pretty confident that i could take down ma...

Billabong discovered Bali?

Back in the day.... the TV weather report.
To see a low off the coast and a favourable wind direction would have me down for the early. Seemed be all that was needed for absolute accuracy!