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found a wetty top and rashie this mornin at dy.........if its yours, pm me!

nah mate, if i coulda pushed thru it i woulda, made hundreds like dat. if ya know what ta look for youll see it wadnt the end crumble that dun me, bit of apple crumble on the end isnt an issue

one chunk of foam that hit me on de shoulder was all it was........thats f@rked i tell ya.....wheres da footage from a few days after?

any feedback you guys can give is so appreciated. #put music on it that lets me keep my lunch down #cut out the languid pedo butt shots #put a cover on it that doesnt suck scrotes #catch a plane interstate.....not a train #make sure the people in the bonus bits can actually skate #dont show it to m...

lank, i hardly ever surf northy, dont need the hassle, or dy point fer that matter, same deal......but if ya take a lid out to northy, expect to get hassled, its simple as that

dear wanto wanto be a surfer but ended up being a booger. wanto be a lady but ended up being a man so then.... wanto wanted to be a ladies man but ended up shooting blanks wanto be like me but ended up being a "wanto" good on ya mate.have a pear and let mum tuck u into bed. booger? lady? :roll: mat...

fong wrote:i've just clocked up 580k's this week and it's only wenesday

pffffttttttt!!!!!!! was surfin broken friday and surft winki 2day with spots inbetween.......thats over a g easy

one of the plastic/ceramic glocks would work better in the water

i hung out with kia in sumbawa in 94'......he was gettin waves on a few of my boards back then and he could surf, no prob. ill try and dig some old photos out if i can find em, like ive told other lids, if you can DK, you can automaticaly surf, there is basically no difference.....and after a fuct u...

pagoda wrote:I was there and though they were a bit over the top the cops do a good job and the joint smoker should have got a couple yers in the big house.

you have got to be kidding me pagoda. you are an a#shole

3 it takes a few ales to get the courage to ride up the street past drunken nightclubbers walking home hahaha! i wasnt comin home from a night surf, but last weekend i was ridin home from a mates house at about 1 am and as i got to the top a this big hill i could see all these pissed idiots at the ...

70-75kgs......depends on how much surfin or slothin im doin.....right now im at 71.......and when ya doin test rides, its best to do it at a point or reef where the waves are similar, also helpful is riding different fins for say half a dozen waves, then come in, change em, get another half dozen an...

i rode sum prototypes of these puppies ages ago and hated the f%kers. BUT, i ride loose boards and for my size, pretty small boards. i need me boards to ride 'in' the water as opposed to 'above' if ya know what i mean, cause i use me rails as much as me fins to get the job done, and the h2's messed ...

delam? a full deck of wax melted then solidified with 100% contact to another surface, a little ding or somethin to act as a weak spot, pull to hard in frustation to get your f%kin board out the cover cause its pumpin and presto, delam! ive seen it before......

they would be sweet for us, but i can see a time when EVERYONE will have them and the noas wont be able to go near the coast to breed and stuff, instant extinction......

i cant believe idiots who buy and ski and then want to tow thier local......youve got a motor, so f#kin use it. it doesnt take much effort to find somewhre thats to difficult to access by land, or is to dodgy to paddle into or is just that far out most people cant be bothered. weve been doin tows on...

i just got myself a blowtorch and a pair of pliers, can anyone tell me where nats signs are? ive got sum fixin to do......

that sounds pretty gnarly! machettes and yellin are never a good combo....and crew do seem to be cooler when ya go overland and spread the cash out a bit eh, and yeah i always hit those parkin dudes up with like 5000 when the ask for 1000 and then give em a wink and tell em to buy their missus sumth...