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singing aho in your ahol like its dynamite gonna rocks in my head

What about the nue trend of stiffness called plankin... plz excuze me gramma. I've tried all the greasey moods & all the oily poles but it was a buttress root on ice. It's a very contained examination of your being dancing with balance. I observed a very steady hand & footwerk. He's not giving away ...

Comon there iz lotza ppl with classy taste. With dah gobal trade u gona hav 2 learn nue ways to hunt oceanic species. We has plant protiens & the hungry man syndrome is out-dated ... Gaia needs peace on earth because all the fish are going into deeper fathoms & trenchs. Earth ppl plz stop eating our...

see you blue horizon

like nue adz ads stuff

Like Pittwater Council have enclosed a sticker for my free 2hr parking ticket to be displayed with additional time to be purchased costing $20.00. I spose 2hrs is enough for expiry unless you want your loins lambasted by the solar ray's which the Cancer Council don't like. Bronzer is safer but I don...

No worriez pal yuz billden me pool ... iz lotz ofz hairz wif heels n' extenons :?

Shez been offa job in tent in Lybia & getz 2 protek lemony tagine chiken head.

I have noticed guy'z using bronzer from other planets...lol

Tha Larga iz a chickin coup full of chookz in dem box cubez... iz veri bad cheep labor lol

I've gotta fleck's of the chocolate dust on my pastry. It's like the crust has broken and now the meat is mixed in with the tomato sauce and the flakey pastry is crisping on me body-sausage. We are the greatest animal on the planet so why should we be putting sunscreen on our meat-pies. We are all h...

Iz rememba dat stuff when i waz werin desert boots
& eatin a buttered roll with twisties.

I waz ridin this heavi log with onion rings now I think
I turned into the surfboard.

I am os & are not urinating in surf for a while.
Hope Ole' Whitey still know's me when I get back.

Yeah gettin back 2 me roots I gotta say To Much Fandango / Ritzi iz
1 of me all time favourites.

...lol purri you cyclone

That cbd fever where fellows cradle the ball's...
...stroke the shaft..... work the pipe.... swallow the gravy.

This headmovie makes my eyes rain lol

Hey diddle diddle lend me a riddle...

Where is a whistle that blows bubble's