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Roy ..you remind me of a hippy I once new who sucked on a bong so hard that when he suddenly sat up ....he fell face first onto the 'bong table'. After that he also spoke funny and weird for the rest of his life.

Im not responding to anyone on here unless they answer my questions !!!!

BTW Still totally Gone...im not 'your man' ...and secondly im not a diabetic !!!

Whats wrong with you people ??????

Sounds like someones brains have shot off down the fairway and down the hole !!!

What are you talking about ? 'terms they don't understand'... Have you actually read anything in this thread or are you just taking the piss ??? I was saying i get irritated when I hear bad surfers critiquing surfboards when they have no idea about the intricate dynamics of board design and how it r...

Theres nuffin wrong with using hyperbole to prove a point...
. .in the same way you would say to your wooza...."hey darlin' if you cook me spagetti one more time im gonna kill you "...

Do I really need to take time out of my life to explain that ???

Im so angry right now I could seriously start an argument with myself

The first step to redemption and salvation is to realise that it is YOU that is surfing badly. Blaming a shaper who has shaped millions of boards and is probably a good surfer for your poor performance can only be described as pathetic. I've heard total kooks down the beach talk about certain fins g...

Your realsurf user name 'BA' must have been inspired by your wifes constant belittling of you ..calling you a ' Big Arse'...
...as in ...'hey Big Arse ..you taking out the rubbish ?' ...or ' Big Arse..whats the time ?

How come people who are such experts on board design ...such average surfers ? Im not talking about board shappers.. im talking about armchair critics... Ive known over the years very average to poor surfers complain about their boards because the rails are too this ..the rockers too that blah blah ...

Oops sorry wrong forum...stirring mofos in other forums around the world.

"Ninguém é absoluto o suficiente para se colocar diante das pessoas como o rei da razão. O seu certo pode ser o meu errado, e vice--versa. Cada um é cada um. Devemos, sim, expor nossas posições, mas sem atacar quem pensa o contrário" .

Hahs...Its kinda creepy aint it..like some pedo code for hook ups and circle jerkle gurkles.
There is some serious man love going on here.

Faaaaark. .you boys should get a room !!!

I filled out an online test to see if I had psychotic tendancies and it came up that I was not.... but I could be...so now im confused

Nowadays I hear sooooo many clowns telling me they where ripping when I know they can't do a full tilt cutty or a proper infinity. I know they cant do anything but hurt my eyes when I see them surf. Are most people being led astray by the constant deluded compliments of their mates or do people have...

Wtf !!
I dont eat no mexican food. I eat meat potatoes rice and cabage.

Dear Cazza
Should you eat cabage before a surf or should you reserve such afterglow pleasures for ones closest friends ?

Cabage shmabage...
Cabage was used as a symbol for the quality of the movie and the level of surfing.