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by offshore1
Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off
Replies: 30
Views: 670

Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Hatchnam wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:42 am
Tried to access to photo

404. That’s an error.

The requested URL was not found on this server. That’s all we know.
Well that's pretty well the way Grooter's brain is mate.
It's a metaphor.
by offshore1
Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4843
Views: 373113

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Long live cranky.
by offshore1
Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:39 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4843
Views: 373113

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Right thud, basically a non issue.
Cranky's subjectively objective observation of girl surfers' glaringly presented hindquarters however, deserves a scrupulous investigation. And I for one intend to get to the bottom of it .
by offshore1
Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:19 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4843
Views: 373113

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I don't want to subjectively objectify them though.
by offshore1
Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4843
Views: 373113

Re: Just general surfing stuff

So I've heard.
by offshore1
Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4843
Views: 373113

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Which are actually warm and inviting.
by offshore1
Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4843
Views: 373113

Re: Just general surfing stuff

steve shearer wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:21 pm
fcuk Loof, can't you show some class for once in your life?
Loofy's English Steve, they masturbate in automobile exhaust pipes.
by offshore1
Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off
Replies: 30
Views: 670

Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

I really thought a scooter mishap was what would finally bring you down big guy. Fortunately damages were limited your head and nothing important.
All the best to you Hatchman.
by offshore1
Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:32 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1578
Views: 184461

Re: Midlengths

^^^very nice. Guarantee the torq isn't that sexy.
by offshore1
Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:00 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4843
Views: 373113

Re: Just general surfing stuff

...and in the right light, skip.
by offshore1
Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4843
Views: 373113

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Whenever it's big and gnarly, i.e. hurricane surf, nor'easters, etc, 99% male surfers out in it in NC. Warm small glassy days, heaps of girls, and far too many have little idea of basic surf etiquette. Dropping in and ditching boards are two very common occurrences. I have to come here to Realsurf t...
by offshore1
Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4843
Views: 373113

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Carroll will resort to any excuse for paddling behind chicks and perving on their taunt glistening buttocks.

Girl surfer: "What are you doing sir?"

Nick Carroll [impossible to miss in his fluorescent pink costume]: " Research, dear, research. "
by offshore1
Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:13 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19132
Views: 1729673

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Godsavethequeen is to Steve Shearer as Cranked is to Nick Carroll.

Hatchnam is to Beanpole as Daryl is to Petulance.

Quite symmetrical really.
by offshore1
Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:56 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: American Board Mule
Replies: 24
Views: 2196

Re: American Board Mule

So Nick's paddling it up?
by offshore1
Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:05 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Norfolk Island
Replies: 43
Views: 5207

Re: Norfolk Island

Pretty sure legion is KGB.
by offshore1
Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 317
Views: 16035

Re: Mentawai quiver.

Pics Stoive?
Peachy northern arses will not be tolerated however.
by offshore1
Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 317
Views: 16035

Re: Mentawai quiver.

saltman wrote:
Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:31 am
...
You might get put in the naughty corner with Cranky for looking at young women’s bums in the surf

Cranked has no problem with young women's bums.
by offshore1
Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:24 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 317
Views: 16035

Re: Mentawai quiver.

All good but the Canuckas story needs some kind of resolution. Kind of just hangs there, like a skimpy thong drying on a deck railing.