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by offshore1
Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Injuries Blog
Replies: 53
Views: 947

Re: Injuries Blog

After seeing some seriously bloody barnacle lacerations at Medewi, my son and I rented reef booties from the boys doing photo business on the beach. That's not too critical a wave so we were glad to have them. Injuries, I've got a dent in my cheekbone where the rail hit me, but the worst injury was ...
by offshore1
Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:41 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Injuries Blog
Replies: 53
Views: 947

Re: Injuries Blog

You seem accident prone Nick. Get yourself sorted.
by offshore1
Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:21 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Snapper Quiky Pro 2017
Replies: 259
Views: 4790

Re: Snapper Quiky Pro 2017

Imagine the basement.
by offshore1
Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Snapper Quiky Pro 2017
Replies: 259
Views: 4790

Re: Snapper Quiky Pro 2017

Because Brainwave is in the way. Duh.
by offshore1
Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Snapper Quiky Pro 2017
Replies: 259
Views: 4790

Re: Snapper Quiky Pro 2017

Couldn't you just tell them who you were, Professor Brian Brainwave, cadaver fondler, at their service ? Surely that would have secured your position in the judges window.
by offshore1
Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2274
Views: 120565

Re: Just general surfing stuff

That's too bad because Sunstroke bet bigly in Bitcoins and silver on Boscombe reef.
In twenty years though, jackpot baby.
by offshore1
Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2274
Views: 120565

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Visa sunnies. Another black hole for MBA wankers to throw money into.
by offshore1
Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:24 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2274
Views: 120565

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Cranked wrote:They do slow me down getting to my feet though as the non-stretch fabric binds and catches on my thighs

Eggszactly brother cranky.
Try 'em boys, you won't go back.
by offshore1
Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2274
Views: 120565

Re: Just general surfing stuff

^^ +1
Surf in the stretchy stuff for a while, then go back to old school boardies, you feel like you're in an underpants straight jacket.
by offshore1
Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13649
Views: 987317

Re: Where did you surf today ?

petulance wrote:
godsavethequeen wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:Well make sure you do something homoerotic in the process


I assume that smothering my genitals with Vaseline will suffice

Is that necessary for a 21km run? Are you aiming to go under 90 minutes?

No, he's aiming to go outdoor batting like a mad ferret.
by offshore1
Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13649
Views: 987317

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Good story Nick but could have used some home reno tips to give it the Realsurf touch.
And a smashed pussy or two wouldn't have gone astray.
by offshore1
Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13649
Views: 987317

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I'm curious, reckon it was too big for great whites, or too big to notice them?
by offshore1
Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:33 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2274
Views: 120565

Re: Just general surfing stuff

alone in a cabin with a big hairy beaver, you're making Merkin giddy.
by offshore1
Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:08 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2274
Views: 120565

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Nick Carroll wrote:
aaarating wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:Image

Looks like some dickhead slipped with their electric planner and 'reinvented' the boards shapers were experimenting with in 1977/78? They went shithouse then too.

maybe you just can't surf very well.

I didn't know Hugh Jackman shaped boards.
by offshore1
Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2274
Views: 120565

Re: Just general surfing stuff

concrete's way too fcukking hard when you hit it.
by offshore1
Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shortboard Hydrofoils
Replies: 99
Views: 17952

Re: Shortboard Hydrofoils

I stand corrected. Looks like you paddle into waves with them.
Looks like an enjoyable niche for someone with plenty of dosh, or like TC with plenty of sponsors. Nice product surffoil.
by offshore1
Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:47 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2274
Views: 120565

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I think you're over-interpreting Steve. Slats didn't spend that much time practicing in his little wavepool gig.He's still got most of his hours in the oceans of the world.
by offshore1
Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2274
Views: 120565

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Kelly's old, not dumb.
He knows better than to equate his wavepool's perfectly controlled conditions to Snapper or any where else on any given day.
And I bet he learned something too. He's the kind of guy who pays attention to details.

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