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by offshore1
Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: J-Bay Pro 2017
Replies: 235
Views: 4491

Re: J-Bay Pro 2017

Goat jizz and a kilo of parsley.
by offshore1
Thu Jul 20, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15054
Views: 1117671

Re: Where did you surf today ?

An entire dune brendo.
My son just got back from a two week trip in pumping Nicaragua, Nick's having multiple orgasms, I'm longboarding in kiddy pool mush..
by offshore1
Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:06 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Eggs - how do you like them?
Replies: 34
Views: 757

Re: Eggs - how do you like them?

tootr wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:51 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:47 pm
nice board Tootr, but I'm staggered you couldn't fit an egg pun in there.
I've gone into my shell.
You are so good toots, omlet you take it from here.
by offshore1
Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:02 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Eggs - how do you like them?
Replies: 34
Views: 757

Re: Eggs - how do you like them?

BA wrote:
Tue Jul 18, 2017 6:59 am
Hatchnam wrote:
Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:38 pm
Nifty thongs
:lol:
I wouldn't leave them there if Iggy's about.
by offshore1
Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15054
Views: 1117671

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick, you need to get a real job, arsehole.
I've been surfing appalling knee to thigh Atlantic summer slop for what seems like decades now.
Piss off with your saffa perfection.
by offshore1
Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:00 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Operation
Replies: 44
Views: 1542

Re: Operation

Such good luck with the operation Digger, too often it goes the other way.
Build up the strength now like beery.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:01 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Great Rift Valley.
Replies: 11
Views: 2424

Re: Great Rift Valley.

Nice to see that you're still around almighty god.
Appreciate you checking in.
Things here seem to be going ok.
Croissy may go off the deep end and blow himself up but, otherwise, for the most part, we're hanging in there.
Take it easy god.
by offshore1
Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:22 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 2633
Views: 155827

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Fcuk that.
Mascara holder not standard?
Philistine.
by offshore1
Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:16 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1339
Views: 110561

Re: Midlengths

You can't fill what ain't there.



Sorry GSTQ, thinking of a Shearer lure presentation.
by offshore1
Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Don testing
Replies: 13
Views: 469

Re: Don testing

Thanks Don. You go pretty good for a bogan from South Carolina.
by offshore1
Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1339
Views: 110561

Re: Midlengths

Drailed wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 10:19 am
Iggy would still fccck it.
Glue some parsley around the finbox and he'd go the growl.
by offshore1
Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:11 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1339
Views: 110561

Re: Midlengths

:-D-:
To be fair to jet, the pics are taken from horrible angles.
by offshore1
Wed Jun 21, 2017 8:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15054
Views: 1117671

Re: Where did you surf today ?

BA wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:32 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:10 pm
getting fcuked by Fong?
:lol:
3-)
by offshore1
Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:25 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Fiji Pro Cloudbreak 2017
Replies: 143
Views: 4913

Re: Fiji Pro Cloudbreak 2017

Lucky Al wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:28 pm
..... we are the sports fans of leisure.
That's pretty true.
by offshore1
Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:10 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: swimming/paddling/misc water sports.
Replies: 60
Views: 2271

Re: swimming/paddling/misc water sports.

Nick Carroll wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:25 pm

..., as long as they are upright and paddling I'm stoked. Their max effort varies between 65-80% of my max effort.
Lol I'll bet you're upright and paddling , furiously, in the shower.
by offshore1
Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:17 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 1704
Views: 242863

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Kidding dear....
by offshore1
Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:15 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 1704
Views: 242863

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Beanpole wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:32 pm
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:36 am
The fridged h2o turned his Johnson into a Thompson.
:lol:
I was talking to a guy who surfed in New Jersey and Long Island. Now that sounds cold.
Met some boys from Rhode Island on Eleuthera Bahamas a few years ago.
Ridiculous fridgitity.
Worse than the missus. Just
by offshore1
Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:50 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: winter
Replies: 73
Views: 2948

Re: winter

godsavethequeen wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:15 pm
I'm tactfully skirting the male pattern baldness/hood thing. Perhaps there's a market for lycra sun hoods? Maybe with a realistic, full-head-of-hair design?
If you don't patent this I will. That's a million dollar idea right there.