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by offshore1
Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: wetsuit
Replies: 33
Views: 759

Re: wetsuit

Yep I used thick stiff dive wetsuits in the days of yore. The chafe in my armpits made the tortures of ISIS look like gentle pats on the bum. Water flushed through like a California dam spillway . Kids today are soft I tells ya, with their buttery wetties, fancy legropes, sunscreen and stretchy boar...
by offshore1
Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:14 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13061
Views: 947397

Re: Where did you surf today ?

jimmy wrote:FFS gents. Get a grip.

That's apparently Steve's business plan.
by offshore1
Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13061
Views: 947397

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I didn't say the Cornwall boys were effective. It's the Loofy crew after all.
Smart shorts are only so intimidating.
by offshore1
Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13061
Views: 947397

Re: Where did you surf today ?

20 local blokes knock on the persons house "gday mate, we all live here snd surf here and that cam is ruining it. We were hoping we could reach an amicable solution, we give you $500 to take it down and we shake hands. Be horrible if things were to get unfriendly" That's how we roll in Co...
by offshore1
Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13061
Views: 947397

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Iggy is not taking the summer of Beanpole pleasantly at all.
by offshore1
Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:35 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 796
Views: 84615

Re: Midlengths

Beanpole wrote:
Davros wrote:I'm guessing you aren't in a trade BP. Umbrella, lol

All that was available at the holiday house as I Remember.

this was when you were staying at the quay?
by offshore1
Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:18 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13061
Views: 947397

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Thank the Lord the flatness is about to break, with a resounding Boom. Shearer you wanna hope it doesn't come too NE hey. I'm seeing 2 scenarios based on the latest modelling. 1. Low forming in the Solomons triangle, tracking SW/SSW as it intensifies, possibly entering the Coral Sea down the inside...
by offshore1
Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Name and shame
Replies: 145
Views: 3834

Re: Name and shame

Old mate wouldn't know what harassment was till he brings his cacophonic comades by to realsurf for a gig.
We'll show him harassment.
He'll have an ibis up his clacker before he can say Inagaddadavida.
by offshore1
Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:15 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Name and shame
Replies: 145
Views: 3834

Re: Name and shame

Hey batoes, will this escapade find its way into the pages of your next book? A real page turner for sure.
by offshore1
Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13061
Views: 947397

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Gotta love the loof. Pisstaker without peer. :-D-:
As for myself, unfortunately there would no doubt be reticulation issues calling for my attention.
by offshore1
Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13061
Views: 947397

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Cranked wrote:Epic! Shearer would go!

Me? No! Ummmm, yeah, that's right, I gotta work on the retic a bit more.

I'd padde out but I probably should catch up on my reticulation too, whatever that is.
by offshore1
Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Name and shame
Replies: 145
Views: 3834

Re: Name and shame

Braithy wrote:I think i was surfing at palmy on the same bank as him on sunday.

Longboard and no leash, no less ...

That's eggsackly why I got my sharp pointed industrial diamond ring. I would cut out a dick and balls pattern on the bottom before he could say Ravi Shankar.
by offshore1
Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:27 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13061
Views: 947397

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Too bad young dammit couldn't have come along. His daughter wasn't with him was she?
by offshore1
Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:33 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 13061
Views: 947397

Re: Where did you surf today ?

You guys should have met up for lattes.
by offshore1
Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 1700
Views: 102451

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I had a ring made, set with an industrial diamond, cut to come up to a sharp point in the middle. When a legropeless board comes nearby as I'm heading out I corral it, put a nice long surreptitious slice through the glass on the bottom, grin and say "Radical ride mate!" to the inconsiderat...
by offshore1
Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:24 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1315
Views: 79315

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

I'm confused.
Are we using the standard Australian scale?
Is 4.5 fifteen feet or thirty feet?
by offshore1
Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:40 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hawaii or Costa Rica Mid April - Early May
Replies: 13
Views: 2782

Re: Hawaii or Costa Rica Mid April - Early May

You're going to have a good time down in CR.
Sounds like you've got a pretty sweet setup Kulharin.
by offshore1
Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:46 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiver thread
Replies: 781
Views: 54946

Re: Quiver thread

Love the jewelry.

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