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by offshore1
Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

How dare you to look at somebody's bottom.
How very dare you.
Just wait till Carroll gets home, and he hears about this, why you boys are in for a whipping.
I wouldn't be surprised if he sprayed you with his rinse kit.
by offshore1
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:50 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

BA wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:48 am
Waist high glassy peaks early this morning. No one within a 100 metres of me for an hour. Must have all been down Ducks way.
My belief in the goodness of surfing has been restored.
by offshore1
Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Takes the joy away for sure. I sometimes worry myself by the magnitude of hatred sessions like that make me feel toward my brine brothers,


Cnuts
by offshore1
Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:28 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Fish
Replies: 137
Views: 25654

Re: Fish

Happy to hear you're back in the water Cutts
by offshore1
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Cranked wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:17 am
The victorious tard is elevated to divine status for a year!

We are just his minions.
Tard destiny is all.
by offshore1
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:17 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Yeah that's it.
Devine madness.
The destination to which the portals of Realsurf lead.
Our Valhalla.
by offshore1
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Retardation is underrated.
by offshore1
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Disagree.
Zenith.
by offshore1
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5065
Views: 422770

Re: Just general surfing stuff

You gonna be there Nick?
I'd say break a leg but you've already done that
by offshore1
Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:41 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5065
Views: 422770

Re: Just general surfing stuff

offshore1 wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:27 am
alakaboo wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:18 am
How do I see this?
Not on WSL?
Yes it is boo.
Kai did about a 15 foot air drop from the lip on one monster.
That would be a 7 foot drop Iggy scale.
by offshore1
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:27 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5065
Views: 422770

Re: Just general surfing stuff

alakaboo wrote:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:18 am
How do I see this?
Not on WSL?
Yes it is boo.
Kai did about a 15 foot air drop from the lip on one monster.
by offshore1
Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:33 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5065
Views: 422770

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Hell, Longtard would ride the biggest set waves upside down, float vest on wrong way round, cursing every kilojule in the Pacific.
by offshore1
Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:16 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

jimmy wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:10 am
That’s really interesting beans. I love reading about that sort of stuff. I’m back in Bondi in a few weeks. Was gonna stay at Skip’s but I think it’d be more fun at your place. Cool?
Depends, how are you with prune juice/ Aldi scotch cocktails?
by offshore1
Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

It's tard season after all.
by offshore1
Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:32 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

steve shearer wrote:
Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:38 am
Not me, satellite data shows the actual position and stre\ngth of the fetch.
Classic MSM FAKE NEWS!
by offshore1
Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Longtard has spoken.
by offshore1
Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Oh yeah baby, kilojoule city.
by offshore1
Sun Nov 18, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19646
Views: 1879056

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I realise that mm but desperate times ... Yeah I know. I remember being stuck in Pangandaran in Java in 1982 for days because my wife was really sick. I was getting really worried so went for a walk to get help. In my woeful Bahasa I managed to get the message across to someone and ended up with a ...