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by offshore1
Fri Nov 24, 2017 6:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3183
Views: 204891

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Yeah. Buy three thousand fins and watch three thousand videos.
Nah. Nick's not even sure.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3183
Views: 204891

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Well congratulations. Hope some of that swell you were looking forward to is around.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3183
Views: 204891

Re: Just general surfing stuff

That's not a new nickname for your penis is it Steve?
by offshore1
Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3183
Views: 204891

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Legion wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:44 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:57 am
How do you know the Fijian govt wanted 5 mill Loof?
Because he's got a global reach around you could only dream about.
fixed
by offshore1
Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Watch recommendations
Replies: 16
Views: 495

Re: Watch recommendations

I've had three ripcurl ocean tide watches over the past two decades. The first one was the best. Seems llike they make each newer model less rugged than the last.
Still like it though.
by offshore1
Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 447
Views: 34319

Re: Kelly's wave.

He looks free as a bird. Hasn't missed a feed in thirty years.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:22 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 447
Views: 34319

Re: Kelly's wave.

^^^^^ That would be old man cranked for those of you who are just joining us up here at the top of the page.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 447
Views: 34319

Re: Kelly's wave.

Yeah. lucky bastard.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:53 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 447
Views: 34319

Re: Kelly's wave.

Cranked's not even in Indo, he's in an assisted living facility in Port Macquarie.
by offshore1
Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:01 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 447
Views: 34319

Re: Kelly's wave.

I'd pay good money to see a video of Crabmeat and Shearer in the joint.
by offshore1
Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 447
Views: 34319

Re: Kelly's wave.

steve shearer wrote:
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:42 am
Who were the other surf journos , surely that can be revealed.
What! You and Crabmeat weren't invited?
by offshore1
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:53 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267964

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Over55yrs wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:42 pm
NB's Tuesday and today. The run of swell just keeps giving and pretty good fun out there (but crowds although lots of them really don't know what they are doing, apart from getting in the way).
Any of them riding 7S' s and sporting enormous codpieces?
by offshore1
Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 1839
Views: 267999

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

fcuk! I kinda sounded like Beanpole in that post Saved for TOTY19. Now, Millard Fillmore, a notorious goofyfoot Joel Tudor protege, was partial to the two piece wettie with the free flapping beavertail. Taft looked like a near bursting bratwurst in his zipperless. Shoulder zip was a matter of execu...
by offshore1
Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 1839
Views: 267999

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Thalia was the Greek muse of comedy.
by offshore1
Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:37 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 1839
Views: 267999

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

I think we will have to see how this pans out......but on the ground where I am, I am a seeing a ferocious backlash to the indignity of the chestzip. Who knows, maybe in ten years time we will look back on the reign of the chestzip wetsuit and wonder out loud: what the fcuk was that shitt all about...
by offshore1
Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 1839
Views: 267999

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

If you put them on right way 'round they go on much easier Steve.
by offshore1
Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267964

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick Carroll wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:08 pm
offshore1 wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 1:45 pm
Thanks Nick, keen to hear more. Godsave is not going to take slagging Snowdonia lying down.
And no bluebottles.
There's a lotta flies. Fcuking cows
Couldn't be more flies than Oz. Trouble with American flies, unlike their docile antipodean cousins, they bite like flying pirrhannas.
by offshore1
Sat Nov 04, 2017 1:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267964

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Thanks Nick, keen to hear more. Godsave is not going to take slagging Snowdonia lying down.
And no bluebottles.