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by offshore1
Mon May 25, 2020 10:25 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22654
Views: 2949203

Re: Where did you surf today ?

So Nick wasn't lying.
by offshore1
Sat May 23, 2020 2:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22654
Views: 2949203

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Serious question, is 10 to 15 feet of whitewater 10 to 15 feet, or, like waves, 20 to 30 feet?
by offshore1
Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6879
Views: 902544

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I'm holding off on making a call till I hear Loofy's take.
by offshore1
Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22654
Views: 2949203

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I heard there's a road bike for sale, beans, cheap.
by offshore1
Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6879
Views: 902544

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Call me Entomologist.
by offshore1
Fri Apr 17, 2020 7:27 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6879
Views: 902544

Re: Just general surfing stuff

When are you guys going to post some women in here. Stumbled across this topless black and while shot of Sophia Lorenz from back in the day. What a specimen of the opposite sex. To that point, my brother in law as a very young lad had a thing for Gina Lollobrigida. There was a small picture of her ...
by offshore1
Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 22654
Views: 2949203

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Listen Thud and listen good .
When you make bank with high quality waves, where else are you going to put them?
by offshore1
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6879
Views: 902544

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Thud wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:51 am
State

One of the 16 acceptable excuses:

1. Your girl pal is hurtin’ for a squirtin’
2. You require more Popper exposure
by offshore1
Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:59 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape
Replies: 24
Views: 9602

Re: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape

No mate, what you need to do is to go back to Sven and ask him to describe what happened to those ten girls in as much detail as I have just given you, then consider the fuller implications of publishing his article .. Are we good on this? Not really. Why are you assuming that the girls in Sven's a...
by offshore1
Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:58 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape
Replies: 24
Views: 9602

Re: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape

That's just the covid talking.
What we need to do is eradicate prostitution altogether.
by offshore1
Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape
Replies: 24
Views: 9602

Re: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape

So here's the quote: "Having not exactly been exemplary naval material I was sent for one year to the worst naval base in South Africa, Walvis Bay (then South West Africa) as punishment. Walvis Bay is a smelly, harbour shithole town in the middle of the desert full of conscripted naval, army, and ai...
by offshore1
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:53 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape
Replies: 24
Views: 9602

Re: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape

Fair enough.
But life isn't fair. Never has been.
From Captain Cook's crew in Hawaii to my old mate Glenn and his mates in WWII London, young men are never going to pass up an opportunity for a root.
Ideally, they would be kind, generous and considerate to the amenable young ladies.
by offshore1
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape
Replies: 24
Views: 9602

Re: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape

To be honest, Laz, I think you're overreacting.
Do you have a good answer to what motivated the ten females to frequent an establishment filled with a hundred horny young soldiers?
by offshore1
Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:58 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape
Replies: 24
Views: 9602

Re: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape

Larry wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:35 pm
Irish and English convicts, old sport. Helps to get it right in a discussion ... otherwise you come over as a dill.
The fact that almost everybody in Oz was a convict is quite a phenomena.
Everybody is plural. Ask Shearer.
by offshore1
Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape
Replies: 24
Views: 9602

Re: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape

Okay Larry, what exactly is your beef with Stu, that he's not sufficiently enraged that an abundance of randy young blokes stationed in the middle of nowhere had sex with a handful of willing but not particularly attractive women?
by offshore1
Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape
Replies: 24
Views: 9602

Re: Swellnet and the culture of indigenous rape

Aussie convicts were telling each other to fcuk off long before they had sex with women.
by offshore1
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Thoughts on the Corona
Replies: 28
Views: 13426

Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Well, after leaving Heathrow, 1.5 has a sudden urge to leave the Union. I had to tell him that ship had sailed from here in 1865.
by offshore1
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:19 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Thoughts on the Corona
Replies: 28
Views: 13426

Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Your son can’t see it because he’s not a member. Kayu can because he is. And you can check this by doing a very quick search to see if kayu has ever posted in Tangents. Which he has. Ain't nobody got time fo dat. Back in my day, EVERYONE could see Tangents, members or no, without fear or favour. Th...