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by offshore1
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:05 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21252
Views: 2283655

Re: Where did you surf today ?

It's called a dingleberry, foamingham, an occasional collateral poo event.
by offshore1
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21252
Views: 2283655

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Steve is the Martin Luther of the surf prediction theocracy.
by offshore1
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:15 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21252
Views: 2283655

Re: Where did you surf today ?

So, to be clear, 15.5 Pommy magic marshgrass feet will be 7.75 Aussie he man feet?
Could this be the 38th parallel of British/Antipodean relations?
by offshore1
Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:09 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21252
Views: 2283655

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Would it be fair to say that Magic Seaweed is using broadsword technology in a musket world?
by offshore1
Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:08 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21252
Views: 2283655

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Godsave and Shearer are the highbrow version of Beanpole and Iggy.
by offshore1
Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5918
Views: 571228

Re: Just general surfing stuff

It won't be the final humiliation, surely there will be more but, surfing in the Olympics signals a big shift.
As I've said before, mainstream comp surfing will look more and more like gymnastics.
by offshore1
Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:51 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5918
Views: 571228

Re: Just general surfing stuff

The big wave boys had some clout, testosterone and corporate connection.
WSL made the wise market choice.
by offshore1
Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5918
Views: 571228

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Yep, Loofy and Iggy trading tow in duties. Shamed the CT that day.
by offshore1
Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:23 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21252
Views: 2283655

Re: Where did you surf today ?

That reminds me of one of Shearer's famous moves.
by offshore1
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21252
Views: 2283655

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Legion wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:04 am
He looked more anxious before the hearing, that's for sure:

Image
Happy afterwards though:

Image
by offshore1
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:26 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5918
Views: 571228

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Well at least you've been using the right equipment all these years Leeg. 5'10" x 19" x 1 and seven eighths. Nails it.
by offshore1
Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:04 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21252
Views: 2283655

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Ah yes, the halcyon days of youth.
by offshore1
Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:57 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21252
Views: 2283655

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Drailed wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:50 am
alakaboo wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:47 am
maybe one pump, then eject.
Story of Boo's life.
According to his missus anyway.
by offshore1
Mon Aug 05, 2019 1:19 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1810
Views: 241957

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

A petition is going around, wanting to change Great White to Average Caucasian.
by offshore1
Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:09 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1677
Views: 242556

Re: Midlengths

steve shearer wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 2:18 pm
just a hood with a soggy gusset.

Long story Offy, not that interesting unless you are into employment law and sham contracting.
I'm into it. Give it a go if you're ok with giving the story.
by offshore1
Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:19 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1677
Views: 242556

Re: Midlengths

Is it too soon to share the details of your getting sacked from the bus gig, Steve?
Seemed like a decent setup .
by offshore1
Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5918
Views: 571228

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Who is whom?
by offshore1
Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5918
Views: 571228

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Shearer's in top form. He can easily go back to back wins here.
The torch has been passed.
Not since the storied Loofy era has Realsurf seen this level of world class spacklitude.