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by offshore1
Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5767
Views: 549236

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Yeah, maybe something with a little chintz or taffeta.
by offshore1
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:09 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5767
Views: 549236

Re: Just general surfing stuff

ajohnsen wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:41 pm
Wyre wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:38 pm
Your avocados are exquisite. He's a fool!
I feel assuaged. Thank you. xx
Fixed.
by offshore1
Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:16 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5767
Views: 549236

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Gabby's the real deal. Only wish JJF was in it too.
by offshore1
Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:07 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2228539

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Right. I'm considering outdoor batting options as we speak.
by offshore1
Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2228539

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Okay Nick step up and send godsave and me some waves. The Atlantic Ocean is a fcuking millpond.

I'm having to resort to discussing politics to amuse myself.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:39 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5767
Views: 549236

Re: Just general surfing stuff

For example:
" If a monk spews in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, is he really shitfaced?"
and,
" What is the sound of one Aldi scotch bottle pouring?"
by offshore1
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:16 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5767
Views: 549236

Re: Just general surfing stuff

To a zen master it is.
In years to come, Beanpole's proverbs will be collected and assiduously studied by monks. Drunk monks. Monks as drunk as monkeys . It'll be party time in monksville.
The Order of Saint Beanpole.
by offshore1
Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1762
Views: 236022

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Who doesn't love French food?
by offshore1
Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2228539

Re: Where did you surf today ?

steve shearer wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:38 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:00 am
Got any pics/vids, Steve?
It's been so flat hot and dry here in NC for so long I'm thinking of building a wave pool.
Image
Jesus H. Titty Fcuking Christ.
Morning of the Earth
Does godsave know about this?
by offshore1
Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:00 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2228539

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Got any pics/vids, Steve?
It's been so flat hot and dry here in NC for so long I'm thinking of building a wave pool.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:17 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1660
Views: 236729

Re: Midlengths

Nah I reckon the board looks sweet.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:12 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1660
Views: 236729

Re: Midlengths

How does it stand up like that? I reckon a stiff steel rod embedded in the sand behind it. He has a dowel rod with a little timber platform nailed on top. Sticks it in the sand and shoots photos, then edits the stand out later. Voila! https://i.ibb.co/7YcXtHc/50-EC7-A83-A23-C-46-F7-8053-B88111-C7-B...
by offshore1
Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:13 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2228539

Re: Where did you surf today ?

What's your choice in booties, Trev ?
There's heaps of options, including Legion's weirdo latex options. Like something from a Quinton Terrontino flick.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:23 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1660
Views: 236729

Re: Midlengths

Or maybe one of those surfing chicks with the ticker tape bottom fabric up the bum just walked by.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:18 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1660
Views: 236729

Re: Midlengths

How does it stand up like that?
I reckon a stiff steel rod embedded in the sand behind it.
by offshore1
Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:24 pm
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Cloudbreak
Replies: 22
Views: 1600

Re: Cloudbreak

You go girl!

Btw, I rode ankle to knee, absolute piss, in Wrightsville Beach today. Flatter,for longer, than I can remember.
by offshore1
Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:35 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2228539

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I like it, the tension is palpable, looking forward to the next installment.
by offshore1
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 20834
Views: 2228539

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Okay, everyone, up to Nick's for the arvo sesh.