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by offshore1
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 17985
Views: 1570412

Re: Where did you surf today ?

ajohnsen wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:46 am
Looks to be about 1-2 kilojoules today with a light offjoule coming from the South-Joule.
Joule have to be a bit more specific ajoule.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 17985
Views: 1570412

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Uh oh, It's the Beanpole kiss of death.
Cranked, you are now and forevermore banned from the Realsurf inner rectum.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:17 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 17985
Views: 1570412

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Trev wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:12 am
offshore1 wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:11 am
I thought PN stood for Penis Narcosis.
That too.
Is it painful?
Not too bad once you get used to aligning with the missus's sexual energy level.

One kilojoule.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:11 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 17985
Views: 1570412

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I thought PN stood for Penis Narcosis.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Otway is Back
Replies: 5
Views: 81

Re: Otway is Back

Good to hear Otts. I still get a chuckle thinking about you leading the Realsurf foray down to the Enzed surf forum.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:40 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 17985
Views: 1570412

Re: Where did you surf today ?

And all the Balinese be like, "what the fcuk is this honky jive? ".
by offshore1
Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:50 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 17985
Views: 1570412

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Get Sir Butt and Robroy on here to explain themselves.
Realsurf is known far and wide for its open-mindedness.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:46 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 17985
Views: 1570412

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Not sure I'd trust Tony Butt with the family jewels.
by offshore1
Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:41 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 17985
Views: 1570412

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Tony Butt,
Hard to take anything Tony Butt says seriously.
Especially kilojoules.
by offshore1
Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: J-Bay 2018
Replies: 145
Views: 3783

Re: J-Bay 2018

It's almost of pug proportions.
by offshore1
Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3945
Views: 307290

Re: Just general surfing stuff

:-D-:
by offshore1
Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3945
Views: 307290

Re: Just general surfing stuff

offshore1 wrote:
Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:32 am
What kind of remuneration can I expect?
Layne Beachley will ADMIN! BAN ME AT ONCE!?


Ok. I guess so.
by offshore1
Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3945
Views: 307290

Re: Just general surfing stuff

What kind of remuneration can I expect?
by offshore1
Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:53 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3945
Views: 307290

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Don't women make more than men in the porn industry?
by offshore1
Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:08 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 17985
Views: 1570412

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Hatchnam wrote:
Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:54 pm
godsavethequeen wrote:
Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:56 pm
Is loof a poo-stancing straightliner?
He’s doing well for an adult learner. Put it that way.
That's pretty much what Laird says.
by offshore1
Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2059
Views: 317116

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

No, I'm feeling the cold. The seal around the ankles is a bit loose, bit like any ageing orifice. Want a patagonia 3/2? worn once, very warm! Size large but its more of a bigger medium. Absolute quality suit but just a bit too small for me. $225. Is that the one you just got from Crabmeat?
by offshore1
Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:48 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2059
Views: 317116

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Zip ties?
by offshore1
Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:41 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Europe in September
Replies: 38
Views: 1827

Re: Europe in September

Godsavethequeen is your man with connections to the French underground, jet.