RealSurf Surfers' Forum

Yeah, maybe something with a little chintz or taffeta.

ajohnsen wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:41 pm

Wyre wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:38 pm

Your avocados are exquisite. He's a fool!

I feel assuaged. Thank you. xx

Fixed.

Gabby's the real deal. Only wish JJF was in it too.

Right. I'm considering outdoor batting options as we speak.

Okay Nick step up and send godsave and me some waves. The Atlantic Ocean is a fcuking millpond.

I'm having to resort to discussing politics to amuse myself.

For example:
" If a monk spews in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, is he really shitfaced?"
and,
" What is the sound of one Aldi scotch bottle pouring?"

To a zen master it is.
In years to come, Beanpole's proverbs will be collected and assiduously studied by monks. Drunk monks. Monks as drunk as monkeys . It'll be party time in monksville.
The Order of Saint Beanpole.

Who doesn't love French food?

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:38 am

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:00 am

Got any pics/vids, Steve?
It's been so flat hot and dry here in NC for so long I'm thinking of building a wave pool.

Jesus H. Titty Fcuking Christ.
Morning of the Earth
Does godsave know about this?

Got any pics/vids, Steve?
It's been so flat hot and dry here in NC for so long I'm thinking of building a wave pool.

Nah I reckon the board looks sweet.

How does it stand up like that? I reckon a stiff steel rod embedded in the sand behind it. He has a dowel rod with a little timber platform nailed on top. Sticks it in the sand and shoots photos, then edits the stand out later. Voila! https://i.ibb.co/7YcXtHc/50-EC7-A83-A23-C-46-F7-8053-B88111-C7-B...

What's your choice in booties, Trev ?
There's heaps of options, including Legion's weirdo latex options. Like something from a Quinton Terrontino flick.

Or maybe one of those surfing chicks with the ticker tape bottom fabric up the bum just walked by.

How does it stand up like that?
I reckon a stiff steel rod embedded in the sand behind it.

You go girl!

Btw, I rode ankle to knee, absolute piss, in Wrightsville Beach today. Flatter,for longer, than I can remember.

I like it, the tension is palpable, looking forward to the next installment.

Okay, everyone, up to Nick's for the arvo sesh.