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Tell us about the time you scuba dived to save those kids in the cave in Thailand, Uncle Cranky.

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:40 pm

I think he got $1000

How's this, the guy who bought it is the guy who shaped the very first board I ever owned.
,,,

Didn't know Kahanamoku was still around .

98 pounds of pale sinewy manhood.

I think we all know exactly what to expect.
The same goes for his back seat driving.

Seem to be a few regulars that have done the Harold Holt. Steve, Crabmeat, AJ, Karlos, Davros. Maybe more. It’s a slow death and may be terminal this time. I would have too but I couldn't be fcuked. I'm like one good surf trip away from forgetting about the whole thing The 2019 TOTY comp was an his...

I liked his self deprecating humour.

Steve is what they call a lipstick lesbian.
They're the best kind.

Joined a lesbian cult.

Cranked wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:00 pm

I can recommend the Wayne Dean surftech mal



Mine was in perfect condition, I bought and sold it it for $700

Looks good cranky.

I hate to break up a good blue, but coops did say that the mal was for use on the small days. Double overhead I reckon he'll be back deep in the barrel on a boogie.

$6-700 , did you not hear the man?
Best board for that price.
Now get to work Beanpole.

Kinda cool having a word named after me .

buddy wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 27, 2018 9:41 am

Cranked wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 27, 2018 9:21 am

buddy wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:10 pm

Anyone drown today?

No, I'm fine thanks.

Good to hear.


been some fun waves around here. Surprisingly been able to avoid crowds too.

Excellent .
Maybe the virtual Realsurf stinkeye is starting to have some effect.

I just extended warm holiday wishes in the Just Stuff thread,doesn't mean I can't Beanpole it again.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Croissy would excoriate that as MSM fake news, and rightly so.

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 15, 2018 2:23 pm

No need to get passively aggressive with me, The Mull.

MM was a marginal presence on here till you decided to have a crack.

How dare you to look at somebody's bottom.
How very dare you.
Just wait till Carroll gets home, and he hears about this, why you boys are in for a whipping.
I wouldn't be surprised if he sprayed you with his rinse kit.