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by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Fiji tipping
Replies: 6
Views: 298

Re: Fiji tipping

If he does a good job and you're happy with your experience, anywhere from 10 to 20 % of the bill is what I'd be thinking.
Unless, of course, the bill is so much that the tip is already factored in.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:38 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:42 pm
no no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.

...
As long as it doesn't interfere with my outdoor batting I'm your man.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

If any of Dirk's tasks at hand involve wanksocks I quit.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nah Cranked, I just sent him a resume.
I'm applying for a minion position.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

There's Trevor scale, beanpole scale, Iggy scale, Hawaiian scale.


Then there's Loofy scale.

What's 15 - 20 feet when measured in the foetal position?
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:23 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

... Found myself on the ocean floor in about 15-20ft of water after screwing one up. I grabbed my brine brother Laird, who also had kooked the take off, and brought us both, gasping, to the surface, where we met Croissant, who heroically pulled us past the menacing shorey to the welcoming bosom of ...
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:15 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Well, he needs to get his hand off his surf knob quick smart.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

What brought you to the left coast, Nick?
Buying real estate?
by offshore1
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

^^^ broke out the trusty surf knobs did you?
by offshore1
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:13 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 344
Views: 83638

Re: skateboarding ...

Good point, uuh ... spring steel knees and ankles.
Cast iron falls more trippingly from the tongue though.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:16 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 344
Views: 83638

Re: skateboarding ...

Dude's got cast iron ankles and knees.
by offshore1
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:22 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Any Australians in the line up?
by offshore1
Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Dodged a bullet this time Cranked. Minimal effects, minor debris clean up.
I think where Trev is/was in Canada visiting his daughter, is getting hit now.
by offshore1
Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1751
Views: 249466

Re: Midlengths

These things take time toots, Iggy's got a massive mirrored middle aged weight dungeon induced hernia he's been having to deal with so, don't rush him.
by offshore1
Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Cranked, so happy to see you back amongst it.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:27 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Any head dips?
by offshore1
Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:35 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Beanpole wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:28 pm
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Since the vast majority of surfers surf waves under head high most of the time it's not very useful.
Surf today: 1-2......actually 1.
We call that Carroll high .
by offshore1
Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21612
Views: 2329559

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Cranked wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:08 pm


..
. I'm just leading the wave estimate culture ATM. There is no way the far more useful kJ won't win out in the end, if only for forecasting initially, but eventually for all wave estimations.
Cranked, the Sunstroke of surf forecasting.