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He says it's constant . Just a matter of time before he got aids.

My wife would have no illusions whatsoever regarding my level of attraction to a house guest like shrug. I would pay dearly for my keen interest in shrug's towel coverage, but no cost would be too great. There are some things money can't buy.

Cricket became a lot more interesting the minute GStQ's great uncle Major Tom cut off his leg.
Maybe Slater could do something like that.

What's the mustard for? Hotdogging?

You know Loof, every time you say regional dead shit you might as well walk down the street with a knotted hankie on your head and the words : I'm a clueless pommy adult learner desperately trying to compensate for my insecurities by social climbing and riding over priced fashion surfboards I'll ne...

Good luck >55, cnut of a thing that comes with being a brine brother.

Next Realsurf barbecue at Cranky's Bali hideaway.

That's just unbelievable. Counter to almost every surf trip I've been on.
Where is everybody Cranked?

Goddy's probably in bed asleep, dreaming of Byron Bay right now.
Wait till tomorrow morning, Greenwich Mean Time.

That's three foot Iggy scale with peachfuzz.

*shudders *

I reckon both GStQ and his countryman, two time TOTY title holder Lord Loofy, will agree with me on this, beneath the gruff veneer that the Realsurf Australian male presents to the world, there beats the sequined heart of an hysterical menstruating Mardi Gras drama queen. Every other day somebody he...

Careful Nick, you'll overheat your abacus.

It's easier to visualize if you use nice big round comfortable numbers:

Let's say it was 3 sharks to 2 per year.

(3-2)/3 * 100

1/3 * 100

.33 * 100

= 33%

Duck's an architect, not a bloody engineer.

Bet he complimented you on your style.

Ditching the high heels was the best decision you ever made beanpole.

Sorry I asked.