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If he does a good job and you're happy with your experience, anywhere from 10 to 20 % of the bill is what I'd be thinking.
Unless, of course, the bill is so much that the tip is already factored in.

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:42 pm

no no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.

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As long as it doesn't interfere with my outdoor batting I'm your man.

If any of Dirk's tasks at hand involve wanksocks I quit.

Nah Cranked, I just sent him a resume.
I'm applying for a minion position.

There's Trevor scale, beanpole scale, Iggy scale, Hawaiian scale.


Then there's Loofy scale.

What's 15 - 20 feet when measured in the foetal position?

... Found myself on the ocean floor in about 15-20ft of water after screwing one up. I grabbed my brine brother Laird, who also had kooked the take off, and brought us both, gasping, to the surface, where we met Croissant, who heroically pulled us past the menacing shorey to the welcoming bosom of ...

Well, he needs to get his hand off his surf knob quick smart.

What brought you to the left coast, Nick?
Buying real estate?

^^^ broke out the trusty surf knobs did you?

Good point, uuh ... spring steel knees and ankles.
Cast iron falls more trippingly from the tongue though.

Dude's got cast iron ankles and knees.

Any Australians in the line up?

Dodged a bullet this time Cranked. Minimal effects, minor debris clean up.
I think where Trev is/was in Canada visiting his daughter, is getting hit now.

These things take time toots, Iggy's got a massive mirrored middle aged weight dungeon induced hernia he's been having to deal with so, don't rush him.

Cranked, so happy to see you back amongst it.

Any head dips?

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:28 pm

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Since the vast majority of surfers surf waves under head high most of the time it's not very useful.
Surf today: 1-2......actually 1.

We call that Carroll high .

Cranked wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:08 pm

..
. I'm just leading the wave estimate culture ATM. There is no way the far more useful kJ won't win out in the end, if only for forecasting initially, but eventually for all wave estimations.

Cranked, the Sunstroke of surf forecasting.