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by offshore1
Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16170
Views: 1287259

Re: Where did you surf today ?

It's the way Donald Trump surfs.
by offshore1
Sat Dec 02, 2017 7:31 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Torn bicep?
Replies: 51
Views: 1475

Re: Torn bicep?

I've never had an operation but I'm not devoid of medical issues. For the good of humanity and in consideration of the fairer more delicate sex I'm thinking of at least an eleven hour penis reduction procedure. It'll definitely take at least that long to hew away my wankhammer to more civilised prop...
by offshore1
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:19 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Torn bicep?
Replies: 51
Views: 1475

Re: Torn bicep?

Eleven hours is a long ordeal. Do the doctors work in shifts, take piss breaks, have pizzas delivered? Best of luck for a speedy recovery coops. I dont think he meant 11 hours of operation. They just kept him in recovery longer. I don't know about everyone else but I'm stoked Realsurf has a top she...
by offshore1
Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:30 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Torn bicep?
Replies: 51
Views: 1475

Re: Torn bicep?

Eleven hours is a long ordeal. Do the doctors work in shifts, take piss breaks, have pizzas delivered?
Best of luck for a speedy recovery coops.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:52 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Torn bicep?
Replies: 51
Views: 1475

Re: Torn bicep?

Word has it Carroll is great for below the waistline activities.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 172
Views: 4150

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Loofy's not taking Bribie Island well at all.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 172
Views: 4150

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Which ones are indurated? And is penicillin an option.

Asking for an uncomfortable friend.
by offshore1
Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 172
Views: 4150

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

That and his seafarin tales of daring do.
by offshore1
Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:41 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 172
Views: 4150

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Slobadan Madicubich wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:22 am
Dead rotting tree
Seriously doubt the Bribie Island Chamber of Commerce would sign off on that advertising campaign.
by offshore1
Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:17 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 172
Views: 4150

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

And it doesn't even drift. What a ripoff.
by offshore1
Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:11 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 172
Views: 4150

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

And he calls himself a writer.
FAKE NEWS!
by offshore1
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:31 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 172
Views: 4150

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

He meant it was in the pre-dst era.
by offshore1
Fri Nov 24, 2017 6:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3264
Views: 211710

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Yeah. Buy three thousand fins and watch three thousand videos.
Nah. Nick's not even sure.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3264
Views: 211710

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Well congratulations. Hope some of that swell you were looking forward to is around.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3264
Views: 211710

Re: Just general surfing stuff

That's not a new nickname for your penis is it Steve?
by offshore1
Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3264
Views: 211710

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Legion wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:44 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:57 am
How do you know the Fijian govt wanted 5 mill Loof?
Because he's got a global reach around you could only dream about.
fixed
by offshore1
Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Watch recommendations
Replies: 16
Views: 641

Re: Watch recommendations

I've had three ripcurl ocean tide watches over the past two decades. The first one was the best. Seems llike they make each newer model less rugged than the last.
Still like it though.
by offshore1
Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 466
Views: 37087

Re: Kelly's wave.

He looks free as a bird. Hasn't missed a feed in thirty years.