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by offshore1
Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:09 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15908
Views: 1220610

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Missing your point of view and word smithery Steve.
You know I'm on a boat right? Think you'd like it.
Approaching Savannah, Georgia now.
by offshore1
Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:23 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27519

Re: Kelly's wave.

Cranked wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:31 pm
...morphing into a look of confusion and disbelief as the man hug reached its apogee.
And by apogee you mean boner right?
by offshore1
Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27519

Re: Kelly's wave.

But there's no way in hell Nick's gonna share his weekend comp trials and tribulations with us now that his four oz. cloth pro ego has been pressure dinged., Thanks a lot god save the queen. jeez you go away and do some work and see who your mates are eh Hey don't give me that. I with good reason t...
by offshore1
Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:28 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Will spring have some zing?
Replies: 36
Views: 1426

Re: Will spring have some zing?

offshore1 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:20 am
Only one way to settle this:

surf off at Kelly's Ranch
mini mals at dawn. Iggy style.,
by offshore1
Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27519

Re: Kelly's wave.

But there's no way in hell Nick's gonna share his weekend comp trials and tribulations with us now that his four oz. cloth pro ego has been pressure dinged.,
Thanks a lot god save the queen.
by offshore1
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:31 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1555
Views: 122273

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

And the scent. Peeee u.
by offshore1
Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:20 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Will spring have some zing?
Replies: 36
Views: 1426

Re: Will spring have some zing?

Only one way to settle this:

surf off at Kelly's Ranch
by offshore1
Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:50 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27519

Re: Kelly's wave.

Drailed wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:58 am
Until Nick apologises to GSTQ I am not sure I want to be his brine brother.
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by offshore1
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27519

Re: Kelly's wave.

I call it as I see it Nick, and if you're unable to argue without descending into cheap insults and playground threats of slaps then I think we're probably done here What about tits, godsave; would tits help smooth things over? Beautiful wave Lucky Al, but kinda boring and repetitive after a dozen ...
by offshore1
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27519

Re: Kelly's wave.

Hatchnam wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:34 pm
The whole thing sucks utter balls by the sound of it. Sorry I was even remotely interested.
Think of all the fancy thongs just lying there waiting to be rescued.
Or would it be more a boat shoe crowd?
by offshore1
Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:19 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15908
Views: 1220610

Re: Where did you surf today ?

black duck wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
No but I'm afraid if Flipper were here right now, that slimy cetacean would cuckold my landlubbin arse.
Mrs. Offshore's porpoise impressions are a little too heartfelt now that I think about it.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:45 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15908
Views: 1220610

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I love that girl.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15908
Views: 1220610

Re: Where did you surf today ?

My wife gets up early to exercise. She puts the tele on while she does whatever it is that she does.
At 5:30 and 6 there are two Flipper shows back to back.
She's really getting into it. Loves the innocent ridiculousness.
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:31 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1555
Views: 122273

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Dynamite. Isn't there a video somewhere showing the efficacy of TNT?
by offshore1
Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:39 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3042
Views: 188685

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Condolences to all the hurricane victims but man we've been shittin in the high cotton in NC.
Maria might kick our arse however.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15908
Views: 1220610

Re: Where did you surf today ?

They laugh like Flipper when you get attacked.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3042
Views: 188685

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Fuschia wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:27 pm
Geez godsave. Tell me you don't get darts on TV too. :(
When my new bride and I were in old Blighty on our honeymoon, we were surprised to see darts on the tele all the time at the bnb where we stayed. Riveting.