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Simply not sure, forecasts keep changing. I've been through quite a few hurricanes. Made sense to name them after women.
Oops, did I say that?

I just have one request.


I would like Crabmeat to pray for me.

Well, one more.

Sunstroke to raise my children.

Loving cedric and albatross chiming in.
Won't be long till we'll be getting exciting new chutney recipes.

alakaboo wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:29 pm

How did the hog get that gig?

Hog is the name he gave his penis.

The Mighty Sunbird wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:29 am

Offy I recommend you crank up the skynyrd and start drinking heavily

Done and done.
And Florrie isn't due till Thursday.

ajohnsen wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:24 am

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:44 am

You xxxnts give me comfort in my hour of need.

You cnuts give me digital herpes in my hour of need.

Your missus would have a plethora of botanical remedies on hand. Surely.

It's advice like that that puts everything in perspective.

You xxxnts give me comfort in my hour of need.

Realsurf is like a human hurricane.

A tomato rinsing factory you say?

Schments is booking a flight as we speak.

Yeah, fcuk that shit.

Fixed.

GSTQ

Remember when you were a grommet learning to surf? Took dozens if not hundreds of sessions.
Seems to me that the price per wave in the pools would be a daunting obstacle for most kids.

And,

Where's the water for Occy"s ocean going to come from?
Looks pretty fcukn dry up there.

I'm interested to know more about the indigenous surf culture of the place.
That's what's cool about Tahiti, Fiji, West Oz, Portugal, North Shore.

Not at Trestles when the girls longboard comp is running.

Women's longboard, Lake Erie.

I think we all agree, it's a godawful thing.

She dropped in, she should be dunked as many times as a bloke.