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You're a scholar and a gentleman Lucky Al.

Lucky Al wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 02, 2023 2:05 pm

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Must have been good

Still herding goats back to the paddock.

I would love it if Occy would identify as a woman and get back in competition.

You don't name check your sports biggest draw and then put him out to pasture if you can just give him a Wildcard and keep him there. Name any other WSL competitor having a WSL contest at his own private wave pool. Didn't think so. Ps, if it was your company, and your wallet, and your products you ...

Why not read Shakespeare while on tour? Win/Win

Pants wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 19, 2023 7:08 am

Trev, what’s considered the 3 best manoeuvres in a long boarding comp?

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Head dip's gotta be up there.

I'm loving this Realsurf antipodean funk

Any or all of the above

But would really like to see what your hipster friends look like..
Any buns in the mix?

Pants list of the best mal waves in Australia….plus Bondi and Angourie. Missed out on Yamba this trip. Was going to Noosa. While I can find proficient hypster log riders annoying it’s obviously their time in the sun. God knows I’ve taken advantage of the situation myself for twenty plus years of ma...

Any of 'em stand on your board?

What if it's not really Cranky's missus on the other end, but one of Loofy's trans acquaintances? What then? Serious problems that's what.

Is it true what they say that Marine Biology babes tend to exude a powerful pescatorial stench?

That would be putain incroyable.

godsavetheking wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:30 pm

Give your struggles with English, I always find it difficult to imagine that Australians can speak any foreign languages

Ow that smarts!

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/s/?vie ... &safe=1&zw

Pasta Point still looks fun.

Mr Puffy Pants wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 05, 2023 5:59 pm

I wonder whether all this precipitation will fill the dams.

Probably quite a bit, but I heard that the snow melt will bring biblical flooding. Stay tuned.

Mr Puffy Pants wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 01, 2023 11:54 pm

This is fcuking intense. A very North American problem.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqRYdNyggCG/

Dude's a lord.