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by offshore1
Tue Nov 22, 2022 8:22 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30314
Views: 11864726

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Grooter wrote:
Tue Nov 22, 2022 8:15 am

...

I've only worn Rip Curl back zip suits for 20 or so years but am considering a chest zip one for a change
Steven Shearer. Calling Steven Shearer to the front desk, there seems to be some sort of difficulty needing immediate attention.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11953
Views: 6776502

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I don’t think Gerry’s 2 hours of yoga a day is faked for his brand. I also don’t think moving to Bend, Oregon was some canny commercial strategy. Nor the months he used to spend in G-Land without a camera crew. True. I was more referring to the shady business deals, the ripping off of Dick Brewer, ...
by offshore1
Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Chris Davidson dead
Replies: 24
Views: 13887

Re: Chris Davidson dead

Thud wrote:
Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:28 am
Did he offer his cock to more than one child? Extraordinary.
I think Sniff may have a story.
by offshore1
Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Chris Davidson dead
Replies: 24
Views: 13887

Re: Chris Davidson dead

Tom Waits' Liver wrote:
Sat Nov 12, 2022 4:57 pm
Recently I met a bloke at Phillip Island who claimed to be Davidson’s son’s future father in law. He was quite disparaging in his commentary on the bloke.
Aside from his daughter's poor marriage choice, what did he think of Davo?
by offshore1
Sun Nov 06, 2022 6:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30314
Views: 11864726

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Beanpole wrote:
Sat Nov 05, 2022 4:47 pm
Yes, nothing like ejecting at the end of a ride on a cold morning.
We're not talking about your cold weather sexual proclivities 'pole.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:17 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30314
Views: 11864726

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Head dips. here we come.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 14, 2022 11:16 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 2580
Views: 1177385

Re: Midlengths

If a mid-length twin fin needs to be nursed through turns, then its poorly designed. Asher Pacey was riding a big Album twin in a recent epic Kirra swell, and there wasn't any hit of nursing nuthin' ... the board was singing. Way to many shapers jump on design bandwagons without the knowledge to im...
by offshore1
Fri Sep 09, 2022 9:16 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11953
Views: 6776502

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Steph looked good. The Brazzos are just fcuking unreal.
by offshore1
Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 2715
Views: 2559085

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Just heard on National Public Radio that numerous vacationers swimming in Odessa this summer season have been blown up by floating mines in the water there.
And you pussies are afraid of a few girl sharks.

https://meaww.com/amp/beachgoers-killed ... last-odesa
by offshore1
Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:48 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 2580
Views: 1177385

Re: Midlengths

New revised Realsurf fatty list,

Thud
by offshore1
Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2989
Views: 1213855

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

^^^ I'm a fan already. Looking forward to the next installment.
by offshore1
Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11953
Views: 6776502

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Just finished a surf with a couple of British commandos who are here training with Marines up the coast a bit at Camp Lejeune. Nice guys, from near Cornwall. One could surf okay, his mate was a newbie.
by offshore1
Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:33 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Breakthrough.
Replies: 35
Views: 24413

Re: Bribie Island Breakthrough.

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Jul 29, 2022 3:01 pm
Bit fruity Loof but whatevs.

As long as I don't have to wear the rainbow jersey it's all apples.
Don't do it Steve, loof is likely dripping with Monkey Pox.
by offshore1
Fri Jul 22, 2022 9:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30314
Views: 11864726

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Meanwhile Bezos is planning his next 15 minute wine and cheese space picnic with a few close friends .
Really makes no justifiable sense.
by offshore1
Fri Jul 22, 2022 3:22 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30314
Views: 11864726

Re: Where did you surf today ?

jimmy wrote:
Fri Jul 22, 2022 2:13 am
alakaboo wrote:
Thu Jul 21, 2022 1:55 pm
Getting there. Moving into our house over the next week or so.
Which school are the girls going to?
Stanford.
by offshore1
Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11953
Views: 6776502

Re: Just general surfing stuff

marauding mullet wrote:
Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:18 pm
Really makes you think doesn’t it

About gouging your eyes out
:lol:
by offshore1
Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30314
Views: 11864726

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Is he still a lesbian?
by offshore1
Wed Jun 22, 2022 10:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11953
Views: 6776502

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Pants wrote:
Wed Jun 22, 2022 10:04 am
https://youtu.be/bYtxWWin-LY
Hold on, are you Pants or No, Pants?