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I'm sorry munch, I didn't realise you were emotionally invested in my predicament.

I've just got a lot going on right now. I drank so much coffee today I started gurning like some Parklife munter.

It gets cold enough to drop $500 on a wetsuit. And I don't want the thread to derail on that point. I want this thread to stay solution focused. I didn't see the possum piss on my wetsuit, obviously, or I would have stopped it. I left it out on the balcony overnight. And before I went inside I saw a...

I just dropped $500 on this one.

I don't know, I just feel like, if this doesn't get fixed soon, like I'm going to do something stupid.

I cant go on like this.

How does one remove the smell of possum urine from one's wetsuit?

It has been over two months. Many surfs. Have soaked it. The smell's as strong as ever.

she's hot.

Chamberess it's appallingly obvious what's going on here: you've been impregnated and are disapearing before your bulging uterus gives you away. Then you plan to dash the baby's head against the nearest rock and return one year hence. Just so you know I know Chamberess.

A wise man killed a horse to make glue, while
Wicked women mix period blood with stew.

Wicked women put period blood in stew

^^^^ Who cares about that shit game.

iggy wrote: Meataxe's troll?

No. This whole thing's lamer than Christopher Reeves.

I think asses are disgusting. Shit comes out of there. You may as well spend your time looking at that little pee hole chicks have - you know that little hole that you don't often hear about. It's an opening about the size of a straw, I believe.

It was SPAM. When a member joins up purely for the pupose of peddling their wares, you have a SPAMMER. When a member puts up a link in their first post you have SPAM.


SPAM

Ive met JC and chilled and stayed with the guys on the north shore last year when I was there for a few months and could not say a bad word. The work that JC does for CS is to his credit, regardless of your experience with CS i think you should keep in mind that we may be Christian but are still ju...

I bet you like big, gaping, frothy gouges Simon you fruit.

Me?! Surely you mean Spotty?

My mother is making me take three Korean-style baths per day. The constant moisture is causing all sorts of problems. Fungal problems. I'm too embarressed to go to a doctor. Does anyone know how to make my mother listen to reason? She is very set in her ways - you all know how these mothers get!

I always get a big kick out of watching Ozzie surf. Carpark King's right, afterwards you're all pumped up like "bring on the 2ft mush". You haters are narrow minded degenerates. Go fiddle with some kiddies haters. Go on. If you go now you might catch the lunch bell. I dont hate the guy...i dont eve...