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by kookmachine
Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:45 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: MANLY SEA EAGLES - CAN WE DO IT?
Replies: 90
Views: 26848

if were a manly fan i'd be weeping. what were they thinking when they let this kid go? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHho7fh_Acc him alongside monaghan could have been lethal. I'll second that. Groom has all the markings of a great half. Watched him play a few games and always came away impressed....
by kookmachine
Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Winki 06.01.08 (Pics)
Replies: 16
Views: 7143

nbbooger wrote:ive heard people talkin bout 2nd reef waves before. wat r they all about??
It refers to the first wave you catch after lighting up your second marijuana ciggarette of the day. Colloquially known as the 'second reefer' wave.
by kookmachine
Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:54 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surf boats - WTF?
Replies: 118
Views: 32897

There's an age old tradition at well-known Northern Beaches surf club that dictates how the boatie crews are picked. At the crack of dawn on the first day of summer, the boatie veterans begin the initiation. They muster up a bunch of unassuming and innocent clubbies by lining up the potential nomine...
by kookmachine
Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sink the slipper into John Howard here...
Replies: 286
Views: 53791

The election of Labor at a federal level means two things- The end of state Labor domination. I can see WA and NSW going blue next election, possibly even SA too. A big shift away from the dominant right at Lib federal level. Watch for some big policy changes, especially in the area of the environme...
by kookmachine
Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:11 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bunker Spreckles
Replies: 80
Views: 29679

^Bunker's not dead. He's living on a tropical island with Elvis, Tupac and Harold Holt.
by kookmachine
Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Classic vortex
Replies: 18
Views: 5306

He posted some pix and claimed they were his (they weren't)... Theres more to it then that. He sourced someone else's pictures, then went to the trouble of superimposing his name onto the bottom of the pictures as a watermark. After he posted them on here, the real photographer was browsing the sit...
by kookmachine
Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:04 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Chaser
Replies: 69
Views: 18340

Today Tonight is a blight on the face of Australian television. If presented the choice of, say, having self-inflicted bowel surgery in the bush with a blunt stick, or sitting throught one single episode of that ridiculous excuse for a television program, I'd go the bowel-stick everytime. F*ucken ca...
by kookmachine
Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Homebake
Replies: 10
Views: 3885

Forget Homebake. I've got tickets to Good Vibes. Yew!
by kookmachine
Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:57 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bunker Spreckles
Replies: 80
Views: 29679

Ringmaster wrote:*Mind you.....some of the younger/uninitiated would do well to familiarise themselves with that bloke's exploits...........f##ken' cutter of note

Why read the thread when you can watch the movie.

:D :D :D
by kookmachine
Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Dolphins save surfer from becoming shark’s bait
Replies: 10
Views: 3629

:shock:

I think Mr. Endris should go buy a lotto ticket.
by kookmachine
Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: At least he died doing what he loved
Replies: 34
Views: 11547

^ No pisstake, but reading it back I can see what you mean. Didn't mean that at all. Not sure if that's for him.
by kookmachine
Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: At least he died doing what he loved
Replies: 34
Views: 11547

I used to play footy with Dyl. One of those sneaky little players who would always have you lookin' left for that pass that never came. Sat me on my arse more than once too. Very intense guy. You could see he was one of those who just simply refused to stay in line. Very sad to see him go, especiall...
by kookmachine
Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:25 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Who missed Bear?
Replies: 18
Views: 6900

^ The Cyprus and Turkey story is just a cover. Bear's really been over in Hollywood auditioning for the new Indiana Jones movie in the hope of making archaeology sexy again.
by kookmachine
Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Coastalwatch Hompage Pic
Replies: 84
Views: 25514

The real question is :arrow:

WHO IS THE SMH MOLE :?:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Reveal yourself :!:
by kookmachine
Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:55 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Coastalwatch Hompage Pic
Replies: 84
Views: 25514

That's one very large fish.
by kookmachine
Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:04 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Chaser
Replies: 69
Views: 18340

^ I'm a massive fan of Colbert. He's a brilliant comedian and his show regularly manages to be both incisive and very, very funny. Some of his older stuff when he was a roving reporter on Stewart's Daily Show is just gold, especially his segment he used to do with Steve Carell called 'Even Stephven'...
by kookmachine
Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:37 pm
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: black rock....
Replies: 39
Views: 11887

^ Too true. The little sh!ts I stumbled upon smahing their way into some poor blokes car (schoolboy error: the bloke had locked it :shock: ) at the Summercloud carpark were most definately white, not blackfellas.
by kookmachine
Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shark Shields?
Replies: 31
Views: 9743

ie they'd have the blood around them anyway so imagine yourself in the middle of a blood filled ocean without a shark shield and a shark shows up .. now imagine the same scenario with a shark shield. My point is that you are more likely to run into this scenario if you are using a shark shield. Lik...