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Haven’t made one Lance.

Not me, Stevo. So how about another Jerusalem pick up? Do you take credit?

Only if you’re in on the chuckle, old lad.

What, you’re in there looking at him?

You’ve got some strange toilet habits.

Panic buying, mate, who’s going to muck around with dunny paper when things get serious?

Crisp.

Brod’s a banker. Solid young bloke about 30, square shoulders under the tight. white. business shirt. And Brod knows how to knot a tie. On first glance, bankwise, totally acceptable. Brod’s on teller duty today dealing with a couple of Vicco refugees whose credit card has failed three times. I wait ...

You never lose your eye for it Steve ...

Those lefts at ‘watu must have looked sensational paddling out this morning. It looked longer than yesterday.

Whatabout that mudbank east of the bridge, just out from Greasys. the one that throws up Malibu rights ten inches high ?

How far upriver was the swell travelling?

Anyone ever ridden on one of those banks out beyond the Richmond entrance?

What’s the name of that extremely tasty, fast-folding, highly desirable left sometimes right up the top end of Lighthouse, Ballina. The one that never works, ever.

Dunno about coronavirus isolation .. I haven't been out of the house since I drank a bottle of 75.9% Inner Circle one night in 1958 and burnt my lips off.

Panther piss yuke, a bloke should know better than drink rum out of a fancy bottle.

Anyone who pays $200 for a bottle of rum needs me to help him drink it .. and don’t I know you from somewhere cdt?

Try limiting yourself to just three toilet tissues per cleansing application. The consequences can be serious if you have difficulties navigating your way around down there. Having to use Sorbent Frangipani (with vitamin E) tissues to blow your nose. Even your grandmother wouldn't wear that fragranc...