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I learned that homebush is considered 'inner west'.

Early research is indicating hormone disruption is leading to a rise in beta-cucks.

That's why those pasty white English immigrants are full of them.

Also, sunscreen with the hormone disruption might be linked to manboobs.

If you’re specifically after a traditional sunscreen then can’t really help you with that unfortunately. They’re all carcinogenic an d irritating of the skin as far as my experience goes so I minimise my use of them. Generally I only use them on my arms in the middle of summer if I’m wearing a tshi...

If you’re specifically after a traditional sunscreen then can’t really help you with that unfortunately. They’re all carcinogenic and irritating of the skin as far as my experience goes so I minimise my use of them. Generally I only use them on my arms in the middle of summer if I’m wearing a tshirt...

Wear your long sleeve rashy, cap and put some surf mud or similar natural zinc product on your face.
Fuck the sunscreen off.
Put some on your legs if you’re really paranoid about getting burnt.

The sight of that purulent gash is warming Ricky’s loins.

Few slabby pits behind the rock. The contestants are all shoulder hopping. I was thinking along similar lines. Not the shoulder hopping, but opportunities behind the rock. There probably weren't enough coming through to warrant sitting there while the other competitors racked up good scores on the ...

Few slabby pits behind the rock.
The contestants are all shoulder hopping.

Well, Jack Robbo proved me wrong.
His turns still aren’t on JJs level but he stood up when it counted. He had the wave selection, heat strategy and landed his punches.

John John.
By far the best surfer in the world.
He’d have so many more titles if the waves were consistently good like today.

A little Barry Manilow for your Sunday arvo. His name was Ricky, he had a tapeworm He was walking down the stairs, in the dark deceiving air Before he’d finished, He’d fallen over Ol’ Ricky went a bit too far, He’d tripped on his giant calves And then his ankle blew hopes to surf were smashed in two...

Ricky is the new beerfan

Hope you get a few Ricky.

I drove down and checked the surf about 5 times today.
Between Lennox and home.

Didn’t surf.

I’d like to see Jai add a little more aggression through his turns.
Let out the inner Andy.
Mikey does it already.

Banger might’ve been a relative term to the adjusted scale of the day.

Short window for lunchtime Dbah. Northerly was getting up. Rip along the wall took me straight out to the shallow bank that was the biggest pain in the arse to penetrate the last 15m. Finally out. First two waves caught behind, current dragged back to the wall and stuck again. Then got a 3 turn bang...